The ask me any question thread

[darklord]

Originally posted by Undave
How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood (which he obviously can)?

enough to foil the baddies

 

[cybersquig]

why does E to the pi i plus one equal zero?

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by darklord
@ Mike, depends if you have a magic 8-ball to replace me

Ok let me rephrase the question:
Am I evil enough to \"Cut N Paste\" all the questions and answers into your first post on this thread?



Think Carefully before you answer.:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

of course not Mike, your a bit like the aforementioned Chuck Norris, a nice guy who does what he has to to uphold justice, with a nice bit of facial hair to boot

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by cybersquig
why does E to the pi i plus one equal zero?

because the cosine of 180 degrees is equal to minus one so the plus one makes it zero

 

[cybersquig]

Originally posted by darklord

Originally posted by cybersquig
why does E to the pi i plus one equal zero?

because the cosine of 180 degrees is equal to minus one so the plus one makes it zero

why?

 

[darklord]

think it was Hardy who at a lecture after proving this statement exclaimed:
\"And here we are, gentlemen. We know it is true because we have proven it, but we cannot fathom it\"..

 

[Avelorn]

omgomgomg. I can\'t believe anyone haven\'t asked. ok here it goes:

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. How do I become a millionaire?

4. How do I learn to sculpt like Freeman?

I have so much more to ask but that\'s a starter...

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by Avelorn
omgomgomg. I can\'t believe anyone haven\'t asked. ok here it goes:

1. What is the meaning of life?
42

2. Is there a God?
if you believe in a god then there is one in your heart

3. How do I become a millionaire?
get a million pounds (although some countries it is easier to become one depending on exchange rates

4. How do I learn to sculpt like Freeman?
get him to teach you

I have so much more to ask but that\'s a starter...

 

[PegaZus]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Do you think the moderators should close this down for \"Post Padding\"?

Why target this particular post padding thread?

 

[Avelorn]

thank you! I have some follow up questions

1. Is 42 the number of roads a man must walk down?

2. What happens when my heart stops?

3. Thank you. I\'m moving to Zimbabwe now.

4. But he is a free man? How do I persuade him?

 

[ScottRadom]

Here\'s some of my fav\'s from working in a comic shop back in the day...

1) Who wins in a battle between the Death Star and the Enterprise-D?

2) Can Superman beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match if the Hulk keeps getting angry every time he starts to lose?

3) Who would win in a fight between Batman and Wolverine? Explain why.

 

[Rodnik]

1) Who wins in a battle between the Death Star and the Enterprise-D?

It depends, are there any T.I.E. fighters available for tactical defense?

2) Can Superman beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match if the Hulk keeps getting angry every time he starts to lose?

Yes.

3) Who would win in a fight between Batman and Wolverine? Explain why.

Wolverine. Wolverine\'s mutation allows him to regenerate---Batman is just a goofball with some gadgets.

 

[Avelorn]

@Rodnik: this is Darklords thread! Have him answer first.

 

[Rodnik]

@Rodnik: this is Darklords thread! Have him answer first.

Dammit man..rules..rules...

I\'m sorry--I saw the questions, and I started quivering. I just couldn\'t stop myself..???

 

[ScottRadom]

Originally posted by Rodnik

@Rodnik: this is Darklords thread! Have him answer first.

Dammit man..rules..rules...

I\'m sorry--I saw the questions, and I started quivering. I just couldn\'t stop myself..???

Yeah-Follow the rules Rodnik!

But to clarify the Death Star comes with it\'s standard complement of TIE fighters for defense. Just to Clarify so the answers to come from the poster will be more accurate and comprehensive.

 

[cybersquig]

brown or white? (bread)
flat or volumptuous? (bread again)
tall or squat? (bread loaves)
nutty or fruity? (still bread)

 

[Davyboy74]

Whats \"post padding\"?

lol

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by Avelorn
thank you! I have some follow up questions

1. Is 42 the number of roads a man must walk down?
depends where he\'s going

2. What happens when my heart stops?
something bad

3. Thank you. I\'m moving to Zimbabwe now.
bye

4. But he is a free man? How do I persuade him?

your a millionare now - pay him or tell him the meaning of life

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by ScottRadom
Here\'s some of my fav\'s from working in a comic shop back in the day...

1) Who wins in a battle between the Death Star and the Enterprise-D?
enterprise - it can run away quicker

2) Can Superman beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match if the Hulk keeps getting angry every time he starts to lose?
yes, anger will cloud the hulks mind

3) Who would win in a fight between Batman and Wolverine? Explain why.
batman, he doesnt have girly nails and has a utility belt

 

[waghorn41]

How can I get to paint as good as you without a time machine.