The ask me any question thread

[darklord]

Originally posted by cybersquig
brown or white? (bread)
brown - its healthier

flat or volumptuous? (bread again)
voluptuous

tall or squat? (bread loaves)
tall

nutty or fruity? (still bread)

fruity

@davyboy, post padding is replying to threads just to increase your postcount. totally different from responding to peoples important questions

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by waghorn41
How can I get to paint as good as you without a time machine.

unforunatley a time machine is of no help here. your only hope is animal sacrifice and consuming the spice

 

[Davyboy74]

@davyboy, post padding is replying to threads just to increase your postcount. totally different from responding to peoples important questions

Oh, i see (..adds another post..)

 

[Undave]

What am I thinking right now?

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Just tell Liz to shut it and be patient.

*runs away.

Originally posted by darklord
ok, Liz is getting impatient for e to be a freak so to help the post count i have thought of this thread. Ask me any question and i shall consult the fish entrails and give you an answer.


Warning - answers are for entertainment purposes only and are not intended as accurate assesments. In case of medical emergency please contact your local A&E

 

[lizcam]

I havbe a couple of questons for you sweetie.

1) Why did your wife conent to marry an odd git like you?

2) You do know I\'m a better painter than you, don\'t you?

3) Why did you lie about having more than one shirt?

4) When will you be mine?

 

[darklord]

What am I thinking right now?
i dont know, due to the time difference between you thinking it, posting a comment on it then me seeing and replying, the actual thought you were thinking has passed


I havbe a couple of questons for you sweetie.

1) Why did your wife conent to marry an odd git like you?
because she likes odd gits

2) You do know I\'m a better painter than you, don\'t you?
yes, your emulsioning is top notch.

3) Why did you lie about having more than one shirt?
i didnt

4) When will you be mine?
when you get to the front of the queue

 

[ScottRadom]

Originally posted by darklord

Originally posted by ScottRadom
Here\'s some of my fav\'s from working in a comic shop back in the day...

1) Who wins in a battle between the Death Star and the Enterprise-D?
enterprise - it can run away quicker

2) Can Superman beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match if the Hulk keeps getting angry every time he starts to lose?
yes, anger will cloud the hulks mind

3) Who would win in a fight between Batman and Wolverine? Explain why.
batman, he doesnt have girly nails and has a utility belt

2 for 3. Like Meatloaf sang, not bad.

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: 1...Sex?
2...Sex with a Witch?
3...whats in Basement Room 666?
4...how do I keep Squig Hunter out of the \"Basement\"?

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:twisted: 1...Sex?
why not!
2...Sex with a Witch?
i think it works the same

3...whats in Basement Room 666?
lord Lucan, 6 farthings, a lost picasso and a copy of family circle magazine

4...how do I keep Squig Hunter out of the \"Basement\"?

there are several methods to preventing his entry. killing him should prevent him moving around. making the door knob higher would also work. if all those fail simply put up a picture of Roger naked in there, that should prove a deterrant

 

[Undave]

B-b-b-but if we put up a picture of a naked Roger that would mean that no one else could go in there....






Except perhaps one person

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
B-b-b-but if we put up a picture of a naked Roger that would mean that no one else could go in there....






Except perhaps one person

I don\'t know. Roger naked isn\'t horrifying at all. Orkydave with a balloon? That\'s another thing altogether!

 

[wiccanpony]

what are the differences in the following “Traditions” and what do all have in common also, where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in:

Wicca

Heathens

Druidism

Artemisian Faerie Faith

Asatru

Church of Billy’s Goat

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
what are the differences in the following “Traditions” and what do all have in common also, where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in:

Wicca
is a nature-based religion popularised in 1954 by Gerald Gardner, a retired British civil servant.

Heathens
a person who does not acknowledge your God

Druidism
An ancient Celtic order of priests, teachers, diviners, and magicians. The name itself is thought to relate to an oak tree

Artemisian Faerie Faith
Artemisians are a Goddess Based Tradition focusing on both the masculine and the feminine aspects of Goddess

Asatru
Ásatrú is focused on honoring the two families of gods and goddesses, the Æsir and the Vanir

Church of Billy’s Goat
you dont want to know

also, where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in?
they are all acceptable as sacrifices

 

[ScottRadom]

More comic shop questons....

1)Can a lightsaber cut through Captain America\'s shield?

2)Who\'s smarter, Dr. Doom or Reed Richards?

3)Who (besides the obvious) can pick up thors hammer?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by darklord

where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in?
they are all acceptable as sacrifices

Isn\'t it true you can\'t sacrafice a goddess? So how am I, the Butter Goddess, am acceptable sacrafic?

 

[Thecadian]

who wins out of the immovable object and the irresistable force??

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by darklord

where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in?
they are all acceptable as sacrifices

Isn\'t it true you can\'t sacrafice a goddess? So how am I, the Butter Goddess, am acceptable sacrafic?

The Church of Billy.s Goat needs lots of butter..... it keeps the goat from screaming <--------inside joke

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by darklord

where does Liz, Undave & Squig Hunter fit in?
they are all acceptable as sacrifices

Isn\'t it true you can\'t sacrafice a goddess? So how am I, the Butter Goddess, am acceptable sacrafic?

The Church of Billy.s Goat needs lots of butter..... it keeps the goat from screaming <--------inside joke

Some would say that was a bonus :twisted:

 

[darklord]

More comic shop questons....

1)Can a lightsaber cut through Captain America\'s shield?
if the force is strong Luke

2)Who\'s smarter, Dr. Doom or Reed Richards?
Dr Doom

3)Who (besides the obvious) can pick up thors hammer?
Captain America


Isn\'t it true you can\'t sacrafice a goddess? So how am I, the Butter Goddess, am acceptable sacrafic?
a godess would not mispell sacrifice therefore you cannot be a godess


who wins out of the immovable object and the irresistable force??
Well, there are no irresistible forces. And, there are no immovable objects. So, the question has no answer