The bees knees
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ipaintminis
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....man!lol
thats alright ... i can live with that
thats alright ... i can live with that
Originally posted by finn17
Dopey...
I said there was a possibility of a \'great mind\'....
We know you\'re the other one already
You can\'t possibly mean me. I had a great mind once, but I swapped it for a shiny badge, a cowboy hat and a toy train. Now all I\'ve got is a hamster in a wheel and a head full of fluff.
Rab.
ipaintminis
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we have established the fact that he dosent mean me!lol
lol
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Warworks
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English is the language of lunatics.
Three (or more) languages crammed together by convenience and ignorance, ruled by the grammar of a dead language, with a dictionary that encompasses so many words that people who speak different dialects only understand enough to confuse and insult each other.
Of course, I wouldn\'t speak anything else...but that\'s only because everything else is so simple by comparison that I couldn\'t...
Three (or more) languages crammed together by convenience and ignorance, ruled by the grammar of a dead language, with a dictionary that encompasses so many words that people who speak different dialects only understand enough to confuse and insult each other.
Of course, I wouldn\'t speak anything else...but that\'s only because everything else is so simple by comparison that I couldn\'t...
vincegamer
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I suppose that\'s better than what the Mohawk Indians used to do back in European Colonial days:Originally posted by finn17
Avon \'Skin so Soft\'...I kid you not....
Rub pig fat over your body.
vincegamer
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This bit reminds me of a role playing game I once played involving time travel.
One guy played someone from the \"Cyberpunk\" future and liked to use the slang from the books.
I played a guy from 1924 usa who liked to use all of the \"gangster\" slang of his day. He and I had enormous conversations in which neither understood a word the other was saying lol
One guy played someone from the \"Cyberpunk\" future and liked to use the slang from the books.
I played a guy from 1924 usa who liked to use all of the \"gangster\" slang of his day. He and I had enormous conversations in which neither understood a word the other was saying lol
Originally posted by Rab
Aye, yer right enough wee yin. Aw this modern slang\'s fair got ma heid burlin so it hus, a dinnae ken whit the wurlds cumin tae. Tell ye whit though a\'m gled it\'s no sae dreich noo is it wis, peltin doon so it wis.
How\'s that for slang? One of the benefits of being Scottish, making yourself unintelligble to non-scots (and sometimes other Scots too)
Rab.
skin so soft...
we have been using that skin so soft stuff for years, but to ward away mosquitos....never occured to me to use it against bees/wasps/ilk.....
My work takes me to alot of wasp and hornet nests, sometimes while I am strapped to a ladder 25 feet above the ground. I think I will give that a go....
we have been using that skin so soft stuff for years, but to ward away mosquitos....never occured to me to use it against bees/wasps/ilk.....
My work takes me to alot of wasp and hornet nests, sometimes while I am strapped to a ladder 25 feet above the ground. I think I will give that a go....
vincegamer
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Originally posted by Greymane
always had a thing about hornets after seeing this film as a kid
and for bonus points which film is it ?
If I\'m not mistaken, that is \"The Mysterious Island\" based on the Jules Verne book sitting on the shelf above my computer. My wife plays a character from that book on a MUD.
i am a mongoose milker...lol
Actually, I work on telephone lines, installing t1\'s and special circuits. Some of the areas I work in have all aerial telephone cable, so up I go. The terminals sometimes have all kinds of nasty surprises, the aerial ones have wasps or birds nests, the ones on the ground have mice and sometimes snakes....sometimes they just have phone wires, which is preferable!!lol
LouisCypher
New member
just killed 3 enormous hornets in my room: it was dark and i was falling asleep when i heard
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
no piety for those killers! lol
Luca
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
no piety for those killers! lol
Luca
DennisMech
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For some strange reason I don\'t think you meant that the hornets where lacking in reverence for god. I think pity was what you meant, unless you\'re in a witch-hunter mood and want to get rid of those damned heretic hornets lol
Yesterday, I was talking to a hobo with a friend of mine when a wasp landed on my arm. After reading through this thread I froze, fearing it would sting my neck and fly up into my shirt. The moment it lifted slightly away I leaped back, surprising the man i was talking to. The wasp was angered though, and I was forced to cavort around trying to avoid it\'s wrath as my friend and the bum tried to continue their conversation...
Damn I hate wasps...
Fizl
Secret Crocodile
I\'m sure you\'ve all read my wasp story on here somewhere already, but for those who haven\'t :
When I was about 10 or 11 I had a wasp flyonto my head and crawl into my left ear. I freaked out like a lunatic running round and round the park screaming with a horrible buzz running through my head. I was eventually caught and held down, but no-one could get the wasp out (It had crawled down to my ear drum more or less). 20 hellish minutes later it backed out by itself.
I would just like to mention I don\'t like wasps anymore, and anything buzzing round my head freaks me out.
I now buy this stuff called wasp away which you spray on your self before you go out. Seems to work ok but you have to top itup every few hours.
Shaz
When I was about 10 or 11 I had a wasp flyonto my head and crawl into my left ear. I freaked out like a lunatic running round and round the park screaming with a horrible buzz running through my head. I was eventually caught and held down, but no-one could get the wasp out (It had crawled down to my ear drum more or less). 20 hellish minutes later it backed out by itself.
I would just like to mention I don\'t like wasps anymore, and anything buzzing round my head freaks me out.
I now buy this stuff called wasp away which you spray on your self before you go out. Seems to work ok but you have to top itup every few hours.
Shaz
ipaintminis
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that happened to a friend of mine once
they put this flashlight up to her ear, and the waspy was attracted to the light, and just flew out.
they put this flashlight up to her ear, and the waspy was attracted to the light, and just flew out.
