The Mancave II

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uberdark

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this mime looks awfully french to me....but his name is Pepe. a quite spanish name.

methinks there is a problem here.... could it possibly be a priest who has taken a vow of silence and been coated in mime paint?
 
squig hunter

squig hunter

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No, he is obviously in the witness protection programme and has decided to play it safe by choosing a newprofession that requires him to wear lots of face-altering make up and not speak to ANYONElol

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lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by squig hunter
No, he is obviously in the witness protection programme and has decided to play it safe by choosing a newprofession that requires him to wear lots of face-altering make up and not speak to ANYONElol

Squig
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Doesn\'t matter. He\'s still a mime!

We have the horses and the hounds all set to go first thing in the morning. I have a big breakfast planned. First thing in the morning we\'ll release him and give him a head start. Then it\'s TALLY HO!

Don\'t forget to wear your fancy hunting outfits. Those pants do wonders for a bottom! (not)

The cheerleaders are teaming up with the Virgins from the freak bar and hunting as well. But I don\'t have enough horses for them so the virgins are going to pretend to be the horses and carry the cheerleaders on thier shoulders. Should be fun!
 
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Torn blue sky

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Define \"up\" i\'m absolutely shattered...

I WANT BED!!! Having someone to keep it warm with me would be appreaciated though. No billy, NO! Someone of the female persuasion ty!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Good morning, Liz. So, it\'s tuesday. What have you got planned then?
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As you know, Roger, I work for a hotel chain. This is one of our properties.

http://www.starwoodhotels.com/luxury/property/photos/popup.html?propertyID=1410

These are over water bungalows.

I\'m taking us here to warm the chill of winter out of our bones!

You don\'t have to swim if you don\'t want but you can right off the lanai. We\'ll have fresh fish served to us by our native butler for lunch complete with champangne for me and exotic fruit juices for you. Then we\'ll have messages on the lanai while listening to soft usic punctuated by the sea. Later we\'ll have dinner served on the beach under the stars.

I hope it was worth waiting for!
 
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Roger Bunting

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Ooh, that sounds idyllic. I won\'t be swimming, mainly because I can\'t (never got the hang of treading water for some reason). Of course, you could give me the kiss of life, even if I\'m still breathing. ;) :kiss:
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Ooh, that sounds idyllic. I won\'t be swimming, mainly because I can\'t (never got the hang of treading water for some reason). Of course, you could give me the kiss of life, even if I\'m still breathing. ;) :kiss:
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I think that can be arranged. I\'ll pack some oils and canvas if you want to do a landscape while we\'re there. (or in this case a sea scape).
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
The mancave has a basement? Since when?
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No Roger. We have a really big closet. Many a man has come out of it. ;)
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sense the poor sherpas have been over looked by their Butter Goddess, I have them working for room & board at the Bar.....one job is digging tunnels from the Basement to all Forum establishments so I may travel in secret as befitting a Witch of my illustriousness :Dlol
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
The mancave has a basement? Since when?
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No Roger. We have a really big closet. Many a man has come out of it. ;)
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sense the poor sherpas have been over looked by their Butter Goddess, I have them working for room & board at the Bar.....one job is digging tunnels from the Basement to all Forum establishments so I may travel in secret as befitting a Witch of my illustriousness :Dlol
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Glad to know they are occupied. We could use them for the mime hunt, though! We need people to beat the bushes and drive out the mimes.

Oh boys! Release the mime! Give him a two hour head strart and the one who bags him gets the striped shirt as a trophy!

All you cheerleaders and virgins, line up! Virgins, prepare to be mounted!

TALLY HO!!!!!!!
 
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