17. Never let your Missus, girlfriend or mother tidy up your painting area/room. You'll never find anything ever again!
18. Under no account let your mother-in-law anywhere near Painted miniatures, unless you are Armed, carrying an electric cattle prod or prepared to spend the next 30 years behind bars.
19. Superglue soaks through denims in picoseconds and dries faster to the hair on your leg, than to any model known to mankind.
20. X-Acto hobby knife blades, when newly fitted to their handle, will seek out the tiniest fraction of unprotected skin to pierce.
21. The act of shaking paint bottles to mix the paint will ultimatley result in the covering of A) the walls, B) you, C) your partner, D) the Carpet, E) some random stranger passing by or F) the dog. (Or all 6 at once)
Ozymandias; If you are finding things difficult to get out to Dubai, I'm always willing to help another painter.
