things to think about. . .

[ipaintminis]

smarty pants...

 

[Chrispy]

I was just partying like it was my 1999 post! Oops, 2000 now..

 

[tooshy]

Ok...so....

How come only black shoes get white scuff marks and white shoes get black scuff marks???

Why is there always a teaspoon left in the bottom of the washing up bowl ???

Why does a piece of buttered bread/toast etc always land butter side down???

Why is it when Dauber is online, Supervike is nowhere to be seen???

 

[No Such Agency]

why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?

Because banging your head on the cockpit while pulling out a wedgie and unconsciously crashing into the sea 300 NM from the enemy fleet isn\'t so much \"divine wind\" as \"divine idiot\".

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out\"?

Or, more accurately, \"Hey, let\'s try and force those 1.5 ton, fierce horned animals to stay in a place of our choosing until we need to kill or milk them. Nah, nobody\'ll get gored I\'m sure.\"

 

[G-nome]

Why do you only lose one sock at a time? They never go in pairs just sneak off in ones. And when you have only one sock left of a pair they stick around for ever.

 

[tooshy]

Whilst we\'re on the subject....

...why is a cockpit called a cockpit???

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by tooshy
...why is a cockpit called a cockpit???

Because pilots used to be men. If women were pilots, they would have been called something else. (3 edits later)

 

[Evil Dave]

If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter side up, to a cats back and throw him in the air?

 

[Ice_Angel]

And if electricity is created by electrons, and polarity by positrons, is morality made by morons?

 

[DennisMech]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
Do bald people get dandruff?

I\'m going to let one of our resident baldies answer that...

Can you still say \"Put it where the sun don\'t shine \" on a nude beach?

Yes, but it\'s ironic

Are children who act in rated \'R\' movies allowed to see them?

All children are allowed to R rated movies as long as they\'re with a parent. The only movies they aren\'t allowed to watch are NC-17 movies, which they can\'t act in anyway.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out\"?

Probably someone who made the association that calfs do the same thing with udders as baby humans are do with breasts.

Who was the first person to say, \"See that chicken over there ... I\'m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt\"?

Once again, early in human evolution, there were still other creatures around that would prey on the eggs of other animals, it was nothing new.

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Dunno here, just the english language being crazy as usual.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Because although it\'s pointless there are laws stating all ATMs must be useable by the blind.


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[DennisMech]

Originally posted by tooshy
How come only black shoes get white scuff marks and white shoes get black scuff marks???

Black scuffs don\'t show up on black shoes, white scuffs don\'t show up on white shoes.

Why is there always a teaspoon left in the bottom of the washing up bowl ???

There isn\'t always a teaspoon left.

Why does a piece of buttered bread/toast etc always land butter side down???

It doesn\'t.

Why is it when Dauber is online, Supervike is nowhere to be seen???

They\'re the same person, as I\'ve always said

 

[ipaintminis]

you know... i dont know how much i like answering all these questions...

how bout this one smarty... do illerate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?lol

 

[DennisMech]

Originally posted by G-nome
Why do you only lose one sock at a time? They never go in pairs just sneak off in ones. And when you have only one sock left of a pair they stick around for ever.

Imagine you have 4 socks, 2 red, 2 blue. The likelihood of losing one red sock is 1/2. the likelihood of losing 2 red socks is 1/4. Therefore you\'re more likely to lose half a pair than the whole pair. As to why you don\'t lose that last sock, you\'re not going to wear it now, so it isn\'t going to get lost any further than inside your draw.

 

[DennisMech]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
you know... i dont know how much i like answering all these questions...

Aw! It\'s half the fun!

how bout this one smarty... do illerate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?lol

The only effect most people want is the taste and nourishment. Though I suppose people who enjoy reading their soup don\'t get quite the full benefit. But would an illiterate care?

 

[praetorian0_1]

Originally posted by tooshy
...why is a cockpit called a cockpit???

Clearly the first test pilots were male chickens????????

 

[DennisMech]

Originally posted by praetorian0_1

Originally posted by tooshy
...why is a cockpit called a cockpit???

Clearly the first test pilots were male chickens????????

Problem was, chickens can\'t fly! lol

Oh that was awful

 

[Dragonsreach]

Ok if Trains stop at a Railway station, Buses stop at a Bus station,
Why do we call PC\'s Work Stations?

 

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter side up, to a cats back and throw him in the air?

lol Oh, Dave you\'re so evil!

 

[praetorian0_1]

What is the difference between a snake and an armpit?
Orange

Tres existentialist n\'est ce pas?

 

[Nelson]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter side up, to a cats back and throw him in the air?

Wierd....I know a kid called Dave, and he says the exact same thing...

Although, his name really isn\'t Dave, we just call him that, so I suppose it\'s not that wierd.

Replace \"schrodinger\" with \"dave\", and you\'ve got your very own scientific paradox theory involving a cat.