tiny freackin bats!!!

finn17

New member
@Gin

:bouncy:

Hooray...Other loons exist...even on the other side of the Pond:bouncy:

Vlad: I like blood sports, but I tend to mediate with a gun, or rod \'n\' reel:D and try to avoid homo sapiens as prey...if at all possible...

They are such a bugger to skin and cook...
:innocent:
 

Itchy

New member
Pity: hockey isn\'t a blood sport. Sure, every now and then there\'s a cherry icey made on the ice, but it\'s not that brutall. The key\'s not to get hit and let the goans fight for you ;)
 

Sithtainius

New member
or just do it my way.....slap on the big pads and throw your body in front of the puck....



why does everyone think hockey goalies are crazy btw?


isn\'t everyone willing to use their melon to stop a frozen piece of vulcanized rubber flying at you at 70mph?

??????
 

Sithtainius

New member
oh, and if Cricket is anything like baseball it has to be the most boring game (I refuse to call it a sport) in the world.

america\'s pasttime my ass!

the game was invented in the 1800\'s when people had nothing better to do for 5 DAYS!!


now hockey....them canucks have a good thing on their hands....I just wish more americans would realize that
 

dauber22

New member
Auto racing is actually my sport of preference. Not so much F1 or Nascar, though. As I have a variety of racing venues nearby, I prefer to watch it in person. I\'m particularly fond of short track openwheeled little rocketslol THat\'s one reason I\'m rarely around here on weekends - off getting my methanol fume fix :D:flame:

As for curling... uh... a bunch of Canadians were standing around one winter, drinking and bored. They decided that gluing handles on rocks and chasing them with brooms and squeeges sounded like fun.... Did I mention they were bored.... and had been drinking. :D
 

Naukhel

Active member
Curling is multi-participant shuffleboard on ice.
It\'s a demonstration of strength (those rocks are about 20 kilos), balance (you try sweeping in front of one while trying to stay ahead of it on the ice at anywhere from 4 to 10 kph), control and accuracy (if it goes too far, it\'s no good -- if it doesn\'t go far enough, it\'s no good, and sometimes you have to place them as blockers for the good scoring rocks).
Strategy -- when to place, when to hit, when to try to score...

I\'ve been a skip (captain), and a vice-skip in the time I\'ve played, and I\'ll grant, it isn\'t very exciting to watch from the spectator\'s point of view, but as a player, it\'s pretty cool (literally and figuratively).

But there\'s no bats in it.

You can, if you really want to, club an opponent with your broom, but that\'s severely frowned upon.
 

Ritual

New member
Originally posted by Naukhel
Curling is multi-participant shuffleboard on ice.
It\'s a demonstration of strength (those rocks are about 20 kilos), balance (you try sweeping in front of one while trying to stay ahead of it on the ice at anywhere from 4 to 10 kph), control and accuracy (if it goes too far, it\'s no good -- if it doesn\'t go far enough, it\'s no good, and sometimes you have to place them as blockers for the good scoring rocks).
Strategy -- when to place, when to hit, when to try to score...
That\'s just a very complicated way of saying it\'s boring... ;)lol
 

tzor

New member
Originally posted by Ritual
That\'s just a very complicated way of saying it\'s boring... ;)lol

But of course ... all sports are boring if you are not into them, and all sports are exciting if you are ... no matter what they are. I\'m sure that someone, somewhere, out there, is the sole fan of the \"sport\" of competition grass growing.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by tzor
...I\'m sure that someone, somewhere, out there, is the sole fan of the \"sport\" of competition grass growing.
Nope, but mention a competitive weed killing match, and I am there.
lol
 

Duende

New member
Holy cow, did this ever get off topic!

I\'m still wondering how to tell a \"freackin\" bat from any other kind of bat.

Hmmm, let\'s see...

cricket bat
baseball bat
fruit bat
vampire bat
rabid bat
the old bat that lives down the street...

where\'s a freackin bat?


???
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by Duende
Holy cow, did this ever get off topic!

I\'m still wondering how to tell a \"freackin\" bat from any other kind of bat.

Hmmm, let\'s see...

cricket bat
baseball bat
fruit bat
vampire bat
rabid bat
the old bat that lives down the street...

where\'s a freackin bat?


???

That would be Wicked WiccanPony?

lol

*ducks and runs for the door*

lol
 

Sithtainius

New member
if you wanna talk auto sports, how about drifting? especially togue drifting (which is quite insane)

now that simply looks awesome and takes a lot of skill......sadly (like most of the other things I really enjoy) most americans just don\'t get :(
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by Duende
Holy cow, did this ever get off topic!

I\'m still wondering how to tell a \"freackin\" bat from any other kind of bat.

Hmmm, let\'s see...

cricket bat
baseball bat
fruit bat
vampire bat
rabid bat
the old bat that lives down the street...

where\'s a freackin bat?


???

That would be Wicked WiccanPony?

lol

*ducks and runs for the door*

lol


:flame:“old bat” huh!!! releasing the vicious attack toads on the fleeing Airhead “sic him boys, give him warts where the sun don’t shine”!!! :plol
 

pitynoman

Member
Originally posted by cdukino
Freebooter has a vampire bat on a skull with their female vampiress. Best looking bat I ever saw in miniature.

I have this miniature, so if you want it you can have my bat (unpainted) as tiny donation to the project.
Hey I\'ve gotten the bat!
It\'s a bit late for this project,but I\'ll use it for the next one.Thanks a bunch.That tiny bat has lots of character.
It\'s this one by the way


bat miniature on skull
 
Back To Top
Top