\"You do the Math\"
I don\'t wanna do teh math! You do it for me! I don\'t have a calculator.. Worst is when people say that and it has no mathematical context. Example:
\"I was out late last night and I had to get up at 7:00, so you do the math...\"
There\'s no math involved there!! Maybe if you gave me a variable, y\'know.. X=Sleep Hours Y=Time to get up.. something!!
And \"cold enough for you?\". No. I like the cold, I want it so cold my breath freezes in mid air. I want to feel my blood chill to the consistancy of a slushie I my veins, could you do that?
Sheesh, at least when I make up a catch phrase people are aware it is intended to make no sense.
Fish.
