Top tips for shopping at the market
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Infidel Castro
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I always peel my oranges before weighing them lol
Infidel Castro
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And the eggs....my God the eggs!
tooshy
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Twicks of the twade...
ok you want something fun to do? Just shake up a load of fizzy drink cans in the supermarket or, better still in a garage
In my youth a group of friends and myself did that and almost wet ourselves as one driver opened his can whilst driving out of the petrol station and disappeared in a cloud of foam. *sigh* bet he had to get the car valeted too... :innocent:
Re brocolli - food of the gods. I love the stuff, stalks and all. Same for mushrooms too
ok you want something fun to do? Just shake up a load of fizzy drink cans in the supermarket or, better still in a garage
In my youth a group of friends and myself did that and almost wet ourselves as one driver opened his can whilst driving out of the petrol station and disappeared in a cloud of foam. *sigh* bet he had to get the car valeted too... :innocent:
Re brocolli - food of the gods. I love the stuff, stalks and all. Same for mushrooms too
maybe I was a bit harsh...
On the Broccoli. I used to love it, then I went on that goofy Atkins Diet for about 6 mos. Broccoli is one of the vegetables you can eat quite a bit of. So we did. Every night. More of the same...blah...
Anyhow, heres a Grocery Store story one of my older co-workers shared with me.
It was just before easter and the little lady that did the dispatching ran over on her lunchbreak to get the weekends groceries. She soon returned and got back to work. One of the old fellows finished early with his route and noticed her groceries, including a dozen eggs.
He took the eggs and proceeded to hard boil them in this little torch pot he had. After that, he placed them back in their container and back into her grocery bag, saying nothing.
Easter weekend came and went, and that following Monday morning the lady was raising quite a ruckus about the damnable eggs she had bought on Friday, \"Hard boiled, every one of them\"
The same old fellow then convinced the lady that alot of stores do that, right before Easter, to save people the trouble.
She was furious, saying how there should have been a sign, and it was not made clear to her.
On her lunch, she went back to the grocery store to give the manager a piece of her mind... lol
On the Broccoli. I used to love it, then I went on that goofy Atkins Diet for about 6 mos. Broccoli is one of the vegetables you can eat quite a bit of. So we did. Every night. More of the same...blah...
Anyhow, heres a Grocery Store story one of my older co-workers shared with me.
It was just before easter and the little lady that did the dispatching ran over on her lunchbreak to get the weekends groceries. She soon returned and got back to work. One of the old fellows finished early with his route and noticed her groceries, including a dozen eggs.
He took the eggs and proceeded to hard boil them in this little torch pot he had. After that, he placed them back in their container and back into her grocery bag, saying nothing.
Easter weekend came and went, and that following Monday morning the lady was raising quite a ruckus about the damnable eggs she had bought on Friday, \"Hard boiled, every one of them\"
The same old fellow then convinced the lady that alot of stores do that, right before Easter, to save people the trouble.
She was furious, saying how there should have been a sign, and it was not made clear to her.
On her lunch, she went back to the grocery store to give the manager a piece of her mind... lol
freakinacage
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hah! you can almost see the look on his face!
another good comedy thing like shaking up pop is to get all the egg timers and set them to go off soon. retreat to a safe distance and watch!!
wiccanpony
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Originally posted by finn17
Can you tell me which stores you frequent???
\"No\".......I want to surprise you some daylol clue: wheelchair
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Sturmhalo
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When going to the supermarket always take a few fully loaded automatic weapons with you. Ideal for gunning down the thick, sick and lame that always get in your bloody way! Personally I\'d also suggest knee capping the slovenly, miserable sods that they stick on the door and have the cheek to call \'greeters\'.
I\'m just getting angry now... sorry...
I\'m just getting angry now... sorry...
Heh!
I used to fantasise about taking a flamethrower to a supermarket (just kidding folks!!!before someone calls the FBI), but now i believe I would favour the more personal touch ala sword and garotte. Death stars too...yes...they have a role to play....
Or....how about mined tin cans...that explode when touched???
I\'d deploy them in the tinned salmon and cat food sections:flip:
Yee hah!!
I used to fantasise about taking a flamethrower to a supermarket (just kidding folks!!!before someone calls the FBI), but now i believe I would favour the more personal touch ala sword and garotte. Death stars too...yes...they have a role to play....
Or....how about mined tin cans...that explode when touched???
I\'d deploy them in the tinned salmon and cat food sections:flip:
Yee hah!!
Ok if we are going to go off about supermarket peeves.. the stupid cows who decide that the middle of the aisle is a good place to hold a ten minute \"gosh how have you been wow, I have\'nt seen you since last week so whats new with you, how are the brats\":flame:
and on and on and on... move your fat gabbing asses to a corner :flame:
DO NOT stand there making everyone else squeeze past you!
Oh that just make me nuts!
Gin
and on and on and on... move your fat gabbing asses to a corner :flame:
DO NOT stand there making everyone else squeeze past you!
Oh that just make me nuts!
Gin
Shawn R. L.
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I worked at a resturant. When it was time for this woman to pay she gets out a plastic tub with (no joke) hundereds of coins, pours them ALL on the counter, looks up at me and smiles. She expected me to count them out! Being the \'good\' employee I relented.Grrr
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Ok if we are going to go off about supermarket peeves.. the stupid cows who decide that the middle of the aisle is a good place to hold a ten minute \"gosh how have you been wow, I have\'nt seen you since last week so whats new with you, how are the brats\":flame:
and on and on and on... move your fat gabbing asses to a corner :flame:
DO NOT stand there making everyone else squeeze past you!
Oh that just make me nuts!
Gin
Stand beside them and join the conversation. Takes even longer than just squeezing past her, but pisses them off, and after all, isn\'t that what counts?
