Toys aint what they used to be....

[Legacy Account]

Shitting Dog Barbie.

Has anyone seen the advert for this??!!
Barbie now has a dog that eats its food, then shats it out! Barbie comes with a magnetic \'poop scooper\' to clean up after it....

Shitting Dog Barbie....

I\'m now waiting for the \'Tampax\' special edition.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Fizl]

That is seriously wrong...

Shaz

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Spacemunkie


I\'m now waiting for the \'Tampax\' special edition.

eeeeeeeeew

 

[tidoco2222]

I saw that on the telly the other day, mind you on the plus side we got one of our lads a racing set, the combatants are two grannies in wheelchairs, not that is a cool idea or what.

 

[Legacy Account]

Lol!

That sounds brilliant! Hmm, it\'s given me ideas for \'adapting\' my mate\'s (kid\'s) Scalextric...

 

[tidoco2222]

here they are

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/track-racing-grannies/index.html

 

[Legacy Account]

Fantastic! They\'re blind as well!

 

[freakinacage]

similar in idea to these . imagine how much fun it would be after a few pints!

*edit* not blind just super cool!!

 

[funnymouth]

Originally posted by freakinacage
*edit* not blind just super cool!!

well...it does say they\'re shortsighted in desription...

 

[freakinacage]

where? i double checked that so i didnt make a mistake!!

 

[Legacy Account]

You must need glasses.....

 

[Legacy Account]

What about racing \'Dogs With Worms\'.

They hammer about rubbing their arses on the floor trying to relieve the itch....

 

[Dammekkos2]

I got my niece a poodle that craps jelly beans. She won\'t eat them though.

 

[Modderrhu]

Condom Ken - you\'ve got to start teaching these kids before they reach 12 years of age. Condom Ken comes (sic) with a 3-pack of Durex Ribbed Miniscules, and he isn\'t blind, by the by.

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Spacemunkie
What about racing \'Dogs With Worms\'.

They hammer about rubbing their arses on the floor trying to relieve the itch....

don\'t joke, my dog is doing that all the time at the moment. but the worst part is when he sniffs the carpet afterwards!!

 

[finn17]

Originally posted by freakinacage
....the worst part is when he sniffs the carpet afterwards!!

Spike does that as well....but then again he is a dog...

I think the worst toys ever are the \'My First Ironing Board/Vacuum Cleaner/Oven type thing.

Compared to those, a shitting dog is a walk in the park...

 

[DaN]

What about Crack Whore Barbie - with realistic needle and collapsing vein action!

Find the correct vein and watch Barbie space out!

[size=-2]Heroin not included[/size]

 

[james sequeira]

Scott if your sure you really want one im sure we can get a collections going lol

 

[Legacy Account]

Originally posted by freakinacage
don\'t joke, my dog is doing that all the time at the moment. but the worst part is when he sniffs the carpet afterwards!!

lol

I hope it aint shagpile!

 

[Mosch]

There are far worse toys...

Seriously, a toy that comes with U-238? Bring on Barbie\'s shitting dog for my kids.