TWILIGHT!!!!!! TWILIGHT TWILIGHT!!!!!! OMG ........ who cares

Farin

New member
@Uber: If Boll is challenging you to a fight here in germany, just tell me. I´ll be there to lend you a hand..or a gun ... or anything else you need to finish this arrogant jerk once and for all:twisted:

@all the folks with teenage daughters: it will wear of, if you lucky, they forget about it in a few weeks. Just be gratefull you don´t have to put up with this:


tokio_hotel_bill_475px.jpg



He...She...It??? is what all the cool teenage girls here are into. \"He\"´s the singer of a \"band\". Imagine hundreds of 13 year old gilrs fainting or throwing their underwear on the stage because of this. A teenage vampire doesn´t seem too bad after all, doens´t he?

I mean at least you can stag a vampire, but this - i´m not even shure it can be killed:eek:
 

Aliengod3

Active member
Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Twilight sounds likeit needs a LOT more cowbell...

lol lol lol

Guess what? I have got a feaver. And the only perscription. Is more cowbell! lol
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by Gilvan Blight
OT: never heard of Twilight until one of my players brought it up at D&D this weekend. There are definitely benefits to not having Television in your house. The player had gone with his wife and got his money back due to the disruptive screaming teenagers. That\'s about all I noted from his review.
And actually, having that nice giant flatscreen on the wall is just as effective. I\'d never heard of it until I ran into this thread. Book nor movie, mind you.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by ScottRadom
Also Will Ferrel is a comic treasure.
And just like treasure should be buried, preferably under a large pile of VHS tapes and DVD\'s that he has inflicted upon the world.
 

Undave

Flockwit
Originally posted by Farin
@Uber: If Boll is challenging you to a fight here in germany, just tell me. I´ll be there to lend you a hand..or a gun ... or anything else you need to finish this arrogant jerk once and for all:twisted:

@all the folks with teenage daughters: it will wear of, if you lucky, they forget about it in a few weeks. Just be gratefull you don´t have to put up with this:


tokio_hotel_bill_475px.jpg



He...She...It??? is what all the cool teenage girls here are into. \"He\"´s the singer of a \"band\". Imagine hundreds of 13 year old gilrs fainting or throwing their underwear on the stage because of this. A teenage vampire doesn´t seem too bad after all, doens´t he?

I mean at least you can stag a vampire, but this - i´m not even shure it can be killed:eek:


Unfortunately I do have to put up with it :(

My Mrs. obsesses over Tokio Hotel, not to the point of screaming and fainting but enough that I recognise that... person as being called Bill. If you do come up with a way to kill it please let me know.
 

uberdark

New member
undave,

why not give it a butter knife, a black notebook and a hawthorne heights album. should keep it busy for hours.

:twisted:
 

Zora

New member
Or maybe just point out to it the end result of Boy George\'s career...that should have it running screaming for the hills.lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: ahhhhhhh,,,, Boy George, David Bowie....them were the days


Goths are pretty tame in comparison to the Vampire culture... people who really drink blood from each other..ewwwwwwww:|~
 

Amazon warrior

New member
Originally posted by Farin
@Uber: If Boll is challenging you to a fight here in germany, just tell me. I´ll be there to lend you a hand..or a gun ... or anything else you need to finish this arrogant jerk once and for all:twisted:

@all the folks with teenage daughters: it will wear of, if you lucky, they forget about it in a few weeks. Just be gratefull you don´t have to put up with this:


tokio_hotel_bill_475px.jpg



He...She...It??? is what all the cool teenage girls here are into. \"He\"´s the singer of a \"band\". Imagine hundreds of 13 year old gilrs fainting or throwing their underwear on the stage because of this. A teenage vampire doesn´t seem too bad after all, doens´t he?

I mean at least you can stag a vampire, but this - i´m not even shure it can be killed:eek:
Eeeeeeeeeek! I think it\'s looking at me, someone squash it quickly before it runs under the sofa!

I mean seriously, what\'s that supposed to look like? I have little patience with a guy who takes five times longer than me to do his hair.
 

Farin

New member
Undave: so some of you at the other side of the pond do know Tokio Hotel - i´m sorry for you , and i´m sorry that once again such a horror has emerged from germany

and no, ido not know how to kill him - i´m scarred, that if cut the head of , it will just grow a new one .


@amazon warrior: maybe you can explain me why 13 -15 year old girls are so into this guy. Are theyre looking for make up tips? do they wanna turn him ??? and if yes, what would he turn into?


@DaN: you´re wrong, it´s not an exit wound - that ´s the effect of high voltage. Just stick two fingers into the plug et voila you ghot your trendy hair - and it looks so natural lol
 

Amazon warrior

New member
Originally posted by Farin
@amazon warrior: maybe you can explain me why 13 -15 year old girls are so into this guy. Are theyre looking for make up tips? do they wanna turn him ??? and if yes, what would he turn into?
Ah, if only I could. Not only am I twice that age and therefore \"clueless\", even when I was the right age, I was suspicious of nonsense like that.
 

uberdark

New member
so after showing this picture to a few students yesterday i found out that my twilight crowd of girls are all crazy for this \"guy\" from tokio hotel.

although i would like to continue bashing him lets not forget about other teen pop stars from yesteryear.

90\'s. backstreet boys, n-sync, 98 degrees.

80\'s: new kids on the block, menudo, michael jackson when he was considered cool. *shivers*

70\'s: the partridge family, leif garret (and his infamous sock picture)

and the list goes on and on.

so even though this guy might seem a loser to you....who did you have it for in school.

we all know liz had every leif garrett album and miss pony probably had an autographed picture of rutherford b hayes. so what about you guys.
 

uberdark

New member
sorry for the double post....but DANG IT!!!!!!

theres a blasted banner ad asking us which TWILIGHT FLIPPIN\' CHARACTER ARE WE!!!!! RIGHT HERE ON C\'MON.

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH

uber goes running for the hills and crying to his hanson posters.
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by Farin
@DaN: you´re wrong, it´s not an exit wound - that ´s the effect of high voltage. Just stick two fingers into the plug et voila you ghot your trendy hair - and it looks so natural lol
THAT\'S IT!!! I figured it out! He/She/It is the illegitimate son/daughter/descendant of Yahoo Serious!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by uberdark
we all know liz had every leif garrett album and miss pony probably had an autographed picture of rutherford b hayes. so what about you guys.
Suzi Quatro.

suzi1.jpg

\'Nuff said. ;)
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
I got lucky in that my musical tastes were all from the 60\'s and 70\'s inheriting my rock tastes from my Dad. With a smattering of Neil Diamond to be sure.

But Graduating High School in 94 I find ti hard to remember any female Sex symbol acts being sold to us. It seemed it was all New Kids and stuff for the girlies and the guys were sort of force fed the unwashed musical grime from Seattle. I can\'t think of any female \"face\" acts from then. Though Poison did there best to fill that void.

Heh... Suzy Quatro... heh. And Mike gives Will Ferrel fans grief...
 

moonmin82

New member
In my ignorance, Twilight strikes me as an emo Harry Potter... My girlfriend and her sister have been reading the book and I\'ve been told that I\'m \'going\' to the cinema with them when it\'s released :no:
 
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