Well, mines... interesting. Spanky is my nickname at work. I\'m a firefighter, and to give a little background, firefighters generally are pretty crass, pottymouthed, and generally nothing is too sacred. Its the nature of people being trapped together for 24hrs straight. nothing is personal. Anyway, I was hit by a car in high school and had to have extensive intestinal tract repair. Because of this my bathroom habits are frequent. When I was new, I had gone to the bathroom and my shift members were in the tv room and one questioned another as to why I went to the can so much. His reply was \"I don\'t know maybe he keeps spanking it\" Well that was it- Spanky was born. 11 years now with sign of changing. I\'ve embraced it. i\'m just glad for his choice of a verb at the time. I could be known as B*at off or J*rk off! Its in such common use now the only time someone uses my real name is when I\'m in trouble. But the \"offical\" answer for the outside world is \"I\'m name after Spanky from the \"Little Rascals\".