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Crayfish

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Plenty of OT here, and im not going there... Pick-up lines and necrophilia, its all just too damn rich for my taste! :D

Anyways, welcome!
 

Torn blue sky

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Yup.
Ever wondered why stalkers are perceived as creepy? You let them know they freak you out, tell them they're creepy and you're stuck with it for a decade or more...Or until you move to a place where you can blast anything you don't want on your property with a 12 gauge...
 

Wyrmypops

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You're alive. That should be a feel food feeling. Though the ouchies probably get in the way of that eh. How about it's Friday, have a crunchie?
 

lizcam

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<slogging through liquid grey matter and drool>

Come over to the freakbar Ms Lady. Nursy will fix you up just fine. She's got a real good supply of medications and knows just how to use them........

BTW, I think Beetle Sue is the perfect handle for your daughter. Make her keep it please?
 

Torn blue sky

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Hell with the crunchie. I'm moving straight to phase 3 later.
Phase 3 is also known as "drunken euphoria". It's also an anesthetic! Dr Jack to the rescue.
 

Wyrmypops

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But but but, it's now Saturday. Doesn't that breaks some kinda natural law? I'm not saying the next disaster to be shown on the news would be your fault, but crunchies on a Saturday? Could bring on the End of Days, or something.
 

Torn blue sky

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No way man, when I was in ICU I woke up and some nurse was putting a thermometer thing between my legs. That coupled with the morphine left me in a very happy place. I tried to say "Couldn't you at least buy me dinner first", but there was a tube down my throat...Foiled by a bit of plastic, pah! At that point a hug would have been just peachy! In fact, I may have healed sooner had it been so.

Free hugs here, i'll make up for the deficit of services that should be on the NHS.
 
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Wyrmypops

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One ad campaign for them had a celebratory thing going with the tagline borrowed and tweaked from TGIF and TFIF, "thank Crunchie, it's Friday." It was a Friday when all the crunchie lark kicked off, so there ya go. :)
 
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