What did the egg say to the boiling water?

[stubert]

What does a 9 volt battery and a womans asshole have in common?


You know it\'s wrong, but sooner or later your going to put your tongue on it.


.....stu.....

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Well I\'m bored enough to have spent half an hour googling to try and \"get\" this but just ended up even more confused... gues I\'ll never reach true geekdom :no:

I think its physics, mu relating to muons, which are particles but with 200 times more mass than electrons or something.

(i think)

 

[Dragonsreach]

Stubert:

Noooooooooooo!

That was soooooooo WRONG!:|~

 

[johnboyjjb]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken is happily smoking a cigarette. The disgruntled egg looks up in disgust, rolls away, and says \"I guess we finally answered that question!\"

 

[stubert]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Stubert:

Noooooooooooo!

That was soooooooo WRONG!:|~

lol sorry dragonsreach, its the only one i can remember :redface:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Stubert:

Noooooooooooo!

That was soooooooo WRONG!:|~

Yeah, licking batteries is dangerous :]

EDIT - oh, and i\'ve got the other one now ...ha ha :duh:

 

[Yetie]

@ stubert, reading that and falling off my chair at work because of it, thats got to go in my Friday night drunkard joke telling spree.
2 Mexicans walking along in the desert after trying to hold up a convoy. They\'ve been walking for hours, the hours turn to days. Just when it seems they can\'t take any more the smell of bacon wofts along. They stumble forward the smell of pork chops hanging thickly in the air. Pedro sees a group of bushes and can see a asortments of pork based food stuffs on it. He races forward, just as the shoot is fired he turns in time to shout,\"No Rodrico no it is a Hambush\"

 

[stubert]

im still laughing from your reactions lol .....stu.....

 

[freakinacage]

@stu - thats gonna be told in work today!

 

[treide]

Originally posted by matty1001
I think its physics, mu relating to muons, which are particles but with 200 times more mass than electrons or something.

(i think)

I thought it had to do with friction. That physics class was a long time ago, though.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by treide

Originally posted by matty1001
I think its physics, mu relating to muons, which are particles but with 200 times more mass than electrons or something.

(i think)

I thought it had to do with friction. That physics class was a long time ago, though.

Yep, that\'s where the googling led me. Sometimes a joke can be more rewarding if you have to work for the punchline ...not this time though

 

[Shawn R. L.]

What do Deadheads say when they run out of dope?? Like wow man, this music sucks..........

 

[freakinacage]

what do you do if you see a spaceman?

park in it man!

 

[farseerlum]

how do you get down off an elephant?

you don\'t you get down off a duck.

 

[ipaintminis]

why do blondes keep empty soda bottles in the fridge?

in case someone doesn\'t want a drink.

 

[WurzagUdUraZahuba]

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Originally posted by farseerlum
how do you get down off an elephant?

you don\'t you get down off a duck.

How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?? Take away their credit cards.


Why do ducks have flat feet? To put out little fires!! Why do elephants have flat feet? To put out flaming ducks!