What is the most satisfying bodily function?

[Infidel Castro]

I reckon the feeling you get after a good sit down on the toilet with a newspaper, but then that\'s sometimes beaten by the \'wee shudder\' when urinating. But yawns are sometimes beautiful.

Which is the best in your eyes?

 

[Tony Manero]

mhhhhh sneezing! :drunk:

 

[Thecadian]

myself i wouldnt like any of them to happen into my eyes poor little eyeballs!!!

jamselol

 

[tooshy]

Hmmmm....I think having a good scratch or what about one of those really satisfying stretches? You\'ve just woken up in bed, you twist and turn to find just the right position and then it happens - the perfect stretch

Hey...has anyone noticed that we have a whole new lot of smileys to choose from now!! Cool :beer: :kiss:

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Would it be to obvious to bring up a nice stiffy in the morning.

Other than that I like a huge noisy smelly fart. Always gives me a great sense of pride.

 

[krom1415]

Ha ha, DrEvilmonki, I was thinking along those lines but didn\'t have the guts to post it.
Mind you farts are good, but smelly farts are not good.

 

[penguin]

This one:



Ooh yeah. :]

 

[freakinacage]

anything that has been saved up for a while......

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by krom1415
Ha ha, DrEvilmonki, I was thinking along those lines but didn\'t have the guts to post it.
Mind you farts are good, but smelly farts are not good.

I don\'t like other peoples smellies; but mine smell like roses! lol

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by Penguin
This one:



Ooh yeah. :]

??? Was that meant to be a link or are we meant to guess?

 

[freakinacage]

i was wondering too. bill any insight?? or was the link so crude and perverse that you couldn\'t post it?!

 

[No Such Agency]

I think it was an \"SBD\" lol

Originally posted by freakinacage
anything that has been saved up for a while......

Yep, pretty much.

 

[krom1415]

yes DrEvilmonki, my mum says mine smell like roses too, however the wife says different

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by krom1415
yes DrEvilmonki, my mum says mine smell like roses too, however the wife says different

lol Nothing like a dutch oven to test your love!

 

[Modderrhu]

There\'s nothing so over-rated as bad sex, and nothing so underrated as a good piss.

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
There\'s nothing so over-rated as bad sex, and nothing so underrated as a good piss.

lol must remember that one

 

[technopaint]

That depends, if you have kids, it is much easier then telling the little guys to leave you alone, just one, room clears.

Ode da pappa

Originally posted by krom1415
Ha ha, DrEvilmonki, I was thinking along those lines but didn\'t have the guts to post it.
Mind you farts are good, but smelly farts are not good.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

And no one mentioned orgasms?

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I fake all of mine.:drunk:

 

[Tony Manero]

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I fake all of mine.:drunk:

do you use mayonnaise or pie filling then? lollollollollol:drunk::drunk: