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[farseerlum]

satan is as evil as the easter bunny. in fact i think they may be the same thing.

i don\'t know what evil santa claus is but the anagram of santa does tend to point towards satan. good news though! it\'s nearly time for the santa to get out and about during the season. that means satan is on holidays!

 

[Avelorn]

oh lord! lol I found the article but I remember reading it before.. but I laughed as much this time! It\'s like they are a parody of themelves...

Here you go

 

[Ritual]

Yeah, that\'s the one! It\'s a pretty poor translation and it\'s a lot funnier in Swedish, but you will get the general idea.

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by Avelorn
oh lord! lol I found the article but I remember reading it before.. but I laughed as much this time! It\'s like they are a parody of themelves...

Here you go

lmao! He\'s so evil, man he\'s so bad. He\'s evil, you\'d better listen to him how evil he his. We\'re all gonna die, \'cos he\'s so BAD and EVIL! His music will cast us all into the grey bleekness of non-existance, because it comes from his evil mind and black heart. He will oppress us with his deadly music.

What a tosser. Ironically enough, his music is rather deadly to listen to. Thank-you, Sven, for my afternoon\'s entertainment.

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
What a tosser. Ironically enough, his music is rather deadly to listen to.

But, the question is... are you evil enough to be worthy of hearing it? :twisted:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by Ritual
But, the question is... are you evil enough to be worthy of hearing it? :twisted:

According to him, I should fear the recording! Oh wait, that\'s a different band, so maybe he actually buys fluffy teddy bears for the children\'s ward with his meagre recording earnings. Yep, think he takes flowers to old-aged homes too.

 

[AsgardUK]

hahaha what an idiot, thing is the guy was a total wannabe, almost every other band he name drops are good, mayhem on the other hand are rubbish (IMO)

as for trendy... he wanted to see him self as the centre for the \"scene\" with helvete as the base. that sounds pretty trendy to me.

there are a few proper Black metal albums, burzum did a few, immortal did a few and darkthrone did a few and later emperor did a couple of good ones... none of it is evil.

incidently as ritual mentioned earlier, by about 1996 - 97 all of the same bands were publicly saying how lame satanisim was and they all moved onto Norse mythology instead... eventually seeing hitlers portrayal of the runes and such as cool and alot of them ended up right wing extreamists, just another trend to follow i suppose



I like my Metal slooooooow anyway... Doom Ever Onward!

 

[Sand Rat]

Well, since someone went there - most modern \"paganism/neo paganism\" can be traced to Germany in the Thirties and Forties.

Let the flame war begin.

 

[Vanth]

Originally posted by steelcult
Well, since someone went there - most modern \"paganism/neo paganism\" can be traced to Germany in the Thirties and Forties.

Actually more like the late years of the XIX century: most derives from the Golden Dawn, which in turns takes a lot from Masonry.

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Undave
Yeah it\'s for keeping the cold one riders in lol

oh dear...

 

[Infidel Castro]

Jeebus, what a thread! A nice cup of tea will make it all better. Tell them that!

 

[fieldarchy]

BOOBIES

oh wrong thread sorry

 

[Modderrhu]

Honestly, Meg, this was a very serious thread till you came in shouting about boobies. Shame on you!

 

[hubbabubba]

Yes but boobies have always had an important role to play in devil worship. I refer you to any of the documentary examples produced by the most most excellent hammer horror research foundation in their prime.:yes:

 

[Sand Rat]

Actually see what you can find from the works of old Bullet Head himself, Anton Levey - author of the Satanic Bible -

Dude surrounded himself with naked female types every chance he got.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by steelcult
Actually see what you can find from the works of old Bullet Head himself, Anton Levey - author of the Satanic Bible -

Dude surrounded himself with naked female types every chance he got.

Thought that was L Rom Hubbard?
Anyhow Lloyd are you criticising or complaining?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Or Ron Jeremy ???

I second \"Boobies\", theres always a place for that in any thread lol

Theres actually a line between satanism and devil worshiping you know. Not all of the same morals or principals apply.

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Thought that was L Rom Hubbard?
Anyhow Lloyd are you criticising or complaining?

Commending, I thought.

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by steelcult
Actually see what you can find from the works of old Bullet Head himself, Anton Levey - author of the Satanic Bible -

Dude surrounded himself with naked female types every chance he got.

Thought that was L Rom Hubbard?
Anyhow Lloyd are you criticising or complaining?

Nope - L Ron just surrounded himself with whack job types with a lot of money - not all of them nude or female - and Anton said nothing about aliens or theatans in his work - just do what you want to who you want.

 

[fieldarchy]

The Church of Satan (who are apparently responsible for the Satan Bible) are actually a group of Atheists trying to make a point.

Albeit a weird one but they actually don\'t worship the devil. They just call themselves Satanists becuase they don\'t believe in God and wanted to stir up trouble.