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Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by slah
\"the Prince of Nothing\"- series by Scott R Bakker.
Really? I can only recommend this book if Talion\'s wife likes contant penis references, only three female characters, all of whom are whores, and copious amounts of \"rape\". I read the first two and then gave up in annoyance. Aliens probably dunnit tho.
 

cassar

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the chronicles of thomas covenant are good and if its something along the lines of the wheel of time books you might try the dragonlance chronicles or mordants need, the mirror of her dreams. thats like alice through the looking glass
 

slah

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Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Originally posted by slah
\"the Prince of Nothing\"- series by Scott R Bakker.
Really? I can only recommend this book if Talion\'s wife likes contant penis references, only three female characters, all of whom are whores, and copious amounts of \"rape\". I read the first two and then gave up in annoyance. Aliens probably dunnit tho.

This is true.

However the series is about what happens during a \"holy crusade\", and most of the women who would be associated with an army going on a crusade is in fact whores. This series is rather gritty and \"realistic\" and a \"jeanne d´arc\" heroine would be completely out of character in my opinion.

Put a lot of men together without any women, and you get a lot of penis references. this is not a weakness in the book but rather a very apt description of the hairier (weaker?) sex :p

edit: This guy sums it up fairly well I think http://thewertzone.blogspot.com/2007/04/wertzone-classics-prince-of-nothing.html
 

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by slah
Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Originally posted by slah
\"the Prince of Nothing\"- series by Scott R Bakker.
Really? I can only recommend this book if Talion\'s wife likes contant penis references, only three female characters, all of whom are whores, and copious amounts of \"rape\". I read the first two and then gave up in annoyance. Aliens probably dunnit tho.

This is true.

However the series is about what happens during a \"holy crusade\", and most of the women who would be associated with an army going on a crusade is in fact whores. This series is rather gritty and \"realistic\" and a \"jeanne d´arc\" heroine would be completely out of character in my opinion.

Put a lot of men together without any women, and you get a lot of penis references. this is not a weakness in the book but rather a very apt description of the hairier (weaker?) sex :p
In fairness, I\'m no stranger to the \"whores following an army\" schtick. Fine, fair enough. But there are only THREE women and one is a queen. And she\'s still described as a slut, and you can\'t exactly lump her in with the \"camp followers\". I found the first two books tediously puerile where they could have been brilliantly original. Call me strange, but I get sick of reading the word \"phallus\" every second sentence. I don\'t know if that\'s a reflection on me or the author.

I\'m right though, aren\'t I? It was aliens dunnit? (Although if I cared enough to know for sure, I\'d read the third book. I can\'t be arsed to, which is my most damning indictment of this series.)
 

Prophaniti

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Another vote for both Raymond E Feist and George R R Martin.

For a short trilogy you could try these opening books:
The Hickory Staff by Robert Scott & Jay Gordon
Pashazade by John Courtney Grimwood.
 

slah

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Originally posted by Amazon warrior
In fairness, I\'m no stranger to the \"whores following an army\" schtick. Fine, fair enough. But there are only THREE women and one is a queen. And she\'s still described as a slut, and you can\'t exactly lump her in with the \"camp followers\". I found the first two books tediously puerile where they could have been brilliantly original. Call me strange, but I get sick of reading the word \"phallus\" every second sentence. I don\'t know if that\'s a reflection on me or the author.

I\'m right though, aren\'t I? It was aliens dunnit? (Although if I cared enough to know for sure, I\'d read the third book. I can\'t be arsed to, which is my most damning indictment of this series.)

Well to be blunt, women don´t really - generally speaking - have any place in a big loud holy army. That should explain the lack of them. Adding women just to have more women in book seems pointless.


Regarding how they act... as far as I remember (it´s been a while since I read the books) the men act just as slutty - apart from the religious nutjobs - so I don´t think it´s an attempt to lable the women as slutty, but more an attempt of showing ho and why people like they do.

If you want strong women I recommend the Malazan book of the fallen. The empress is a woman, and was before her ascend to the throne the premier assasin in the empire. There are also numerous other \"strong\" female characters both humans, gods, demons and other races.
 

Sukigod

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There are the Xanth novels by Piers Anthony - 30+ novels staring with Spell for Chameleon.

If you like the more \"grown up\" sci-fi/fantasy, Stephen R Donaldson has both sides of that fence with either The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever for fantasy and The Gap Cycle on the Sci Fi side. Both are definately on the adult side. Both series are at least five big books long.

Good Luck!
 

Aliengod3

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Any novel by Alfred Bester. He makes some incredible works I think. I have read Stars My Destination and Psycho Shop and they were both really cool books. Check those out :)
 

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by slah
Originally posted by Amazon warrior
In fairness, I\'m no stranger to the \"whores following an army\" schtick. Fine, fair enough. But there are only THREE women and one is a queen. And she\'s still described as a slut, and you can\'t exactly lump her in with the \"camp followers\". I found the first two books tediously puerile where they could have been brilliantly original. Call me strange, but I get sick of reading the word \"phallus\" every second sentence. I don\'t know if that\'s a reflection on me or the author.

I\'m right though, aren\'t I? It was aliens dunnit? (Although if I cared enough to know for sure, I\'d read the third book. I can\'t be arsed to, which is my most damning indictment of this series.)

Well to be blunt, women don´t really - generally speaking - have any place in a big loud holy army. That should explain the lack of them. Adding women just to have more women in book seems pointless.

Ah, but as you\'ve already pointed out, women did have a place in the army. At the back. On their backs. I\'m not necessarily demanding equal representation, maybe just one single female character who has motivations beyond being shagged by everyone going. (Ooooo, but she\'s using sex to MANIPULATE men! Yeah, like that\'s an original, underused concept. :rolleyes: ) I\'m honestly not demanding an army of women, just some that are vaguely realistically portrayed.

Regarding how they act... as far as I remember (it´s been a while since I read the books) the men act just as slutty - apart from the religious nutjobs - so I don´t think it´s an attempt to lable the women as slutty, but more an attempt of showing ho and why people like they do.

Like I said, it might just be me. I just get fed up with reading the same damn thing over and over and I hate the assumption that lots of sex=mature. I\'m more inclined to think the opposite, usually. Zzzzzzzz. :yawn: Incidentally, I feel exactly the same way about the Earth\'s Children series by Jean M. Auel. The first book is fantastic and I\'d recommend anyone to read it, but after that it gets silly. She introduces a Cro-magnon man-god and his huge willy and now I am heartily sick of reading her dull, repetitive sex scenes and hearing how amazing all the Cro-magnon people are, and I have given up on the series.

I think we must agree to disagree on this one. You liked the books, I thought they were (at best) disappointing and silly interspersed with flashes of brilliance that only served to illustrate how good it could have been. Plus I didn\'t like the fact that the WHOLE first book was basically an introduction (yes, I know JRR Tolkien did this too). Then Bakker scrambled to explain some of Kellhus\' superhuman abilities in book two and it just felt ret-conned, like he\'d been pushed into a corner about it and made stuff up on the spot. Boo, I say!


If you want strong women I recommend the Malazan book of the fallen. The empress is a woman, and was before her ascend to the throne the premier assasin in the empire. There are also numerous other \"strong\" female characters both humans, gods, demons and other races.
I shall look into this Malazan wotzit. I\'m usually wary of new fantasy these days because, to be brutally honest, so much of it is absolutely abysmal and I hate wasting my money on books I dislike. Perhaps I\'ve become harder to please, but I like to think of it as \"more discerning\". ;)

Finally, a plea. Dear authors: I am not a goldfish. You tell me something once, and I promise I\'ll do my very best to remember it while reading your book. In return, I\'ll actually buy and read the rest of your books. Deal? :]
 

mattrock

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A Song of Ice and Fire - I echo all that has been said, although, for my money, this is as good as fantasy gets. The wait times are annoying, but the product is well worth it.

Malazan Book of the Fallen - A great series to read while you wait on Martin to write more in his books than on his blog. As has been said before, this series is among the best the genre has to offer. Decidedly more \"grown up\" than the Wheel of Time and a good bit darker in feel, Erickson is unparalleled in his world-building prowess.

The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone - Starts with \"The Briar King.\" Greg Keyes is the author. Another great series, though short. It\'s completed at, I believe 4 novels.

The Prince of Nothing - Gotta disagree with Amazon here, I thought they were quite good. And as Slah has pointed out, when there are penises everywhere, you are bound to hear about one of them eventually. lol

And if you want a FANTASTIC debut novel that promises great things going forward, check out \"The Name of the Wind\" by Patrick Rothfuss.

Rothfuss won the \'Writers of the Future\' contest a while back and put this novel out shortly thereafter. The second in the series, entitled \"Wise Man\'s Hope\" is already in it\'s final stages.

I\'m telling you, don\'t skip this one. ;)
 

mattrock

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BTW, Amazon, if you want good fantasy with a bit of a different twist, give that last recommendation a try...I bet you\'ll thank me. ;)
 

slah

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Go for it amazon.

The first book is called \"gardens of the Moon\", and it is epic worldbuilding in a magnitude that hasn´t really been done before. Just remember that it takes a while before you actually figure out what the hell is going on - you have to stick with it for a bit at the start where it doesn´t make a lot of sense :p

@mattrock: Agree with you about \"name of the wind\" it seems a good start on a new series - however I´m a bit worried that the young hero is just a bit too smart and gifted?


Also I just remembered \"the Lies of Locke Lamorra - the gentleman bastard\" is also a good read - allthough a lot faster and more digestable than the malazan books (I´ve only read the first of the locke books so far)
 

mattrock

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Anyone aware of a series of books that invovles more traditional, \"Tolkeinian\" races like dwarves and elves?

....that\'s well-written?
 

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by slah
Well to be blunt, women don´t really - generally speaking - have any place in a big loud holy army. That should explain the lack of them. Adding women just to have more women in book seems pointless.

So there was never a \"Baggage Train\" in any of the Crusades or any middle ages/Pre-Renaissance armies?.
Who then did the Afterbattle care of the wounded?, who buried the dead?
Were women just supposed to stay at home and wait for the general Men at Arms to return home as a hero?

Even as late as the Napoleonic period and easily up until the mid 19th Century, Women, wives or working girls and a baggage train were part and parcel of any army. Hell the term Hooker comes from General Hookers \"Easy Ladies\" accompanying the Union army in the American Civil War.
 

Talion

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Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Originally posted by slah
\"the Prince of Nothing\"- series by Scott R Bakker.
Really? I can only recommend this book if Talion\'s wife likes contant penis references

Maybe before we were married, but you know what women are like, put the ring on your finger and the less penis references the better......lol



This Malazan book of the fallen - sounds interesting, she likes dark stuff as well. Is this a series of books. Or one big book that opens a portal to hell (if yes to the second question, I\'ll skip it)
 

slah

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Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by slah
Well to be blunt, women don�t really - generally speaking - have any place in a big loud holy army. That should explain the lack of them. Adding women just to have more women in book seems pointless.

So there was never a \"Baggage Train\" in any of the Crusades or any middle ages/Pre-Renaissance armies?.
Who then did the Afterbattle care of the wounded?, who buried the dead?
Were women just supposed to stay at home and wait for the general Men at Arms to return home as a hero?

Even as late as the Napoleonic period and easily up until the mid 19th Century, Women, wives or working girls and a baggage train were part and parcel of any army. Hell the term Hooker comes from General Hookers \"Easy Ladies\" accompanying the Union army in the American Civil War.

My point was that they generally they had no place as fighters - which are the people normally portrayed in fantasy books.

I´m well aware that there are a lot of \"hangers-on\" (including women) to an army on the march, but these are very rarely depicted in books because their role is secondary to the army (the fighters and the generals) when moving a story forward.
 

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by mattrock
BTW, Amazon, if you want good fantasy with a bit of a different twist, give that last recommendation a try...I bet you\'ll thank me. ;)
Sorry, I\'ve got a bit lost. You\'re talking about Malazan or Name of the Wind?
 

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by slah
Go for it amazon.

The first book is called \"gardens of the Moon\", and it is epic worldbuilding in a magnitude that hasn´t really been done before. Just remember that it takes a while before you actually figure out what the hell is going on - you have to stick with it for a bit at the start where it doesn´t make a lot of sense :p
Well, I read a lot of Iain M. Banks, where the story doesn\'t usually make sense until the last quarter of the narrative. I\'m sure I\'ll manage somehow.....
 

slah

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Originally posted by Talion
Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Originally posted by slah
\"the Prince of Nothing\"- series by Scott R Bakker.
Really? I can only recommend this book if Talion\'s wife likes contant penis references

Maybe before we were married, but you know what women are like, put the ring on your finger and the less penis references the better......lol

Amen to that

This Malazan book of the fallen - sounds interesting, she likes dark stuff as well. Is this a series of books. Or one big book that opens a portal to hell (if yes to the second question, I\'ll skip it)
It´s a series of 10 books that should - if everything goes according to plan - be concluded some time next year.
The first few of them are almost stand alone books in the sense that they don´t deal with the same characters, but instead flesh out the universe. This means that most of the characters never meet, and that some die, and that some are never heard from again - so don´t become to attached to any of them :p
 
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