why do you british keep giving us losers!!!!

Einion

New member
Originally posted by alextheartist
Jordans tits are not that big?? Have you looked at them recently?
Was it not clear I was referring to Mr. and Mrs. Beckham?

I didn\'t of course think the reference was to Katie Price and Peter Andre... given that I have a life, so I don\'t need to keep up with B-list celebs\' every move to make me feel whole.

I neither knew nor cared she\'d moved to the US. Good for her, it\'ll make the next boob job easier to get I\'m sure.


Originally posted by Beelzebrush
It does read like he coud have meant posh and becks though....:D
Yah.

Einion
 

uberdark

New member
being a spice girls fan.... *ok guys get it out* i would never refer to my lovely posh spice as having the big jibblies. she is a hottie.... and my friend who teaches her kids in L.A. is still working on getting me her autograph. so we could keep her for all i care.... she isnt as bad as paris hilton though.
 

demonherald

New member
A thought for a new reality TV show because there ain\'tenough of them out there..

Guantanamo bay could be a celebrity big brother house.. kind of a saw crossover ho wouldn\'t wanna watch that.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
I noticed the Canadians are strangly quiet, yet they continue to push their outcasts down here....


America and the UK...please focus your attention on the true evil, those bacon eating Hockey playing lumberjacks.

They are behind this, I just know it!


(and Russell Brand is a freakin wanker!)
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by Kester
We sent you John Lennon. You shot him.

whatever...i cant help it he was in the way of the true target.... yoko ono. no one would kill john lennon.... he just had to be all chivalrous and what not.

blame the japanese for that one, not us. lol
 

hestan101

New member
russel brnad=t**t
@kesterlollol nice 1
david beckham=who cares, football isnt about football, its about money
paris hilton=target practice for our fledgling british mafia
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by uberdark
i would never refer to my lovely posh spice as having the big jibblies. she is a hottie....

Ok It\'s officail I\'m starting a collection for Uberdarks spectacle fund.
He REALLY NEEDS them.
 

Zora

New member
Originally posted by supervike
I noticed the Canadians are strangly quiet, yet they continue to push their outcasts down here....


America and the UK...please focus your attention on the true evil, those bacon eating Hockey playing lumberjacks.

They are behind this, I just know it!


(and Russell Brand is a freakin wanker!)

Yeah, they eat CANADIAN bacon! It\'s not even REAL bacon, the losers!lol

Dragonsreach: WHY does he need spectacles? Isn\'t he a spectacle himself?

(Or was that testicle?):p
 

Sand Rat

New member
I think Uberdark needs the glasses for referring to that bag of antlers with the plastic breasts and the spray tan as attractive.

But I could be wrong.;)
 

uberdark

New member
all right i cant help it...i\'ve had a thing for her ever since 1997 when i first saw her. i still think winona is my number one though. posh is like in the top 10 though.

course dragonsreach thought queen elizabeth was a hottie when he was in his early 20\'s living in elizabethan london.

lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by uberdark
all right i cant help it...i\'ve had a thing for her ever since 1997 when i first saw her. i still think winona is my number one though. posh is like in the top 10 though.

course dragonsreach thought queen elizabeth was a hottie when he was in his early 20\'s living in elizabethan london.





lol
:D men, tights, cod pieces:D
 

Evil Dave

New member
Originally posted by Kester
We sent you John Lennon. You shot him.
Probably the best thing for him.
At least now he\'s a legend. Had he lived he\'d probably be like Paul and in all the papers with his dysfunctional family while spouting off aging hippy rubbish.

Or would have a reality TV show.

“He walked out the bloody door and was never around. I\'d admire him on TV -- listen to his words and opinions. But for someone who was praised for peace and love and wasn\'t able to keep that at home, that\'s hypocrisy.” - Julian Lennon
 

BarstoolProphet

New member
Originally posted by Zora

Yeah, they eat CANADIAN bacon! It\'s not even REAL bacon, the losers!lol

I take umbrage to that, on behalf of all of Canada.

Back bacon -- what you so inaccurately call \'Canadian bacon\' is not a national phenomena. Pigs all over the world have this meat. Not just Canadian ones.

And if you persist in calling us \'losers\', we\'re going to cut off your maple syrup supply, and refuse to let you have any poutine.
 
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