relationships...commiserations on the emotional mugging. , most birds are born with the bitch gene, this might cheer you up, a wee boy n girl are standing in the school yard, the boy gets his nob out, waves it in the direction of the wee girl shouting " I've got something you aint got na na na na naaaa" the wee girl thinks for a moment before hitching up her skirt and wiggling her fanny at the boy and shouting " i dont care cause i've got one of these and with this i can get as many of those as i want na na na na naaa"