wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
"YOU" ............ to the Freak Bar ........... strip, put in your ball gag and bend over the bar ........ evil glare
women are evil and booze is good
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"YOU" ............ to the Freak Bar ........... strip, put in your ball gag and bend over the bar ........ evil glare
noneedforaname
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*runs naked through forum* can't catch meeee!
crystella333
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*sticks out her foot*
uber catches noneed, trips crystella and starts the revolution!!!! GENTLEMEN THIS IS OUR TIME..........THIS .....IS.......C'MON!!!!!!! *uber throws a woman in the pit and turns around revealing abs that make God weep, whilst wearing a red cape and pants that make his junk stick out more.*
spazomatic
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Womanizing dick all the way!!!
Me, I go for the broken ones. Women who have been around the block way too many times. Women who have had their hearts and souls stomped on by some dickface. You show them an ounce of kindness and they'll love you forever.
Me, I go for the broken ones. Women who have been around the block way too many times. Women who have had their hearts and souls stomped on by some dickface. You show them an ounce of kindness and they'll love you forever.
dogfacedboy uk1
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Funny, this is exactly what I do to annoying unauthorised tourists down here in cornwall. I spit my straw out, ruffle my cape, exposing a mighty hairy one pack from too many cakes and pasties and boot them straight back into Devon whilst bellowing "This is Cornwall - Get orrrfffff meeeee laannnnnnnd." I have no need for special pants to emphasise my junk, its roars for itself and the chains that keep the beast leashed are frequently rattling as I walk......
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BarstoolProphet
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I'm not at that level, but I really do doubt the bit about girls really wanting nice guys.
Or maybe I'm not that nice. Who the hell knows?
Or maybe I'm not that nice. Who the hell knows?
cassar
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apologies im suffering from the mental image of dfb running around cornwall dressed....well inapropriately doing some wild man of borneo neandertal routine in red bugie smugglers waving a pastie in one hand and a jug of scrumpy jack in the other.. dont think i will sleep well tonite must make sure the doors n windows is locked lol
Well as a generalisation, cavaet, cavaet, they like to complain to the nice guy about their asshole boyfriend. The only counter strategies entail not being a nice guy and are best not detailed on a google-able fora... also rather bad karma
dogfacedboy uk1
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LOL!! No, not a pretty site indeed. If only my facebook avatar matched my actual body it might be prettier....
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Torn blue sky
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Nah, readjustment to real life is the tricky part lol
leopardpixie
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We do. At least i do.... Can stand punks or Womanizers that you speak of.
SkelettetS
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what? you say it isnt you on that picture??
Torn blue sky
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That's actually me in the picture Skelly. He promised me a few pints and maybe a packet of crisps and a game of skittles if I sat still long enough for him to take my picture.
dogfacedboy uk1
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dogfacedboy uk1
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LOL, I thought you wrote a "packet of Skittles" at first and typed this.......
You must be crazy - I share Skittles with no one!!!
In America they have a shitload of varieties of Skittles - Wildberry, Blended, hell too many to name, although I didnt see all the ones listed here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Skittles_products
What do we get in the UK, Skittles original. Wow. Great selection.
That'll teach me to pay attention before I go off on a sweet rant (those who know me know I dont take kindly to sharing my sweets and usually take cover when a company stops stocking my favourite brands. If you have seen the film Elf with Will Ferrell, I make him look like an amateur when it comes to sugar......)
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BarstoolProphet
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Avoid the fizzy skittles. Awful things.
