WTF is up in academia???

Dr Sanch

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I\'m sure my Dad already has a PHD in Air Guitar everytime \'The Shadows\' comes on he starts to play his air stratocasterlol

Wonder what kind of career a PHD like that would lead to???
 

dauber22

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Originally posted by Dr Sanch

Wonder what kind of career a PHD like that would lead to???

I feel fairly sure that it would have to be something involving the phrase: \"Do you want fries with that?\" :D

Thanks., Finn. Just more proof that \"academia\" is in no way related to \"intelligence\" ;)
 

Evil Dave

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I had a student worker who actually took a course on \"Star Trek\".

And people are wondering why our kids are coming into the workforce with no work ethic and even less skills.
 

Zora

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Originally posted by finn17
*sigh* It had to happen sooner or later I suppose.....

Some idiot is doing a Doctoral Thesis in....

.....wait for it

...air guitar???

Air Guitar

So if we\'re really into a band that plays air guitars, does that make us \"Air Heads\"?
 

EricJ

Active member
don\'t judge so fast! I had a friend who did a thesis in \"werewolf movies\" and now has a cushy job for Yahoo!

Although this is California...
 

Evil Dave

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On a side note, I work for a college. After having worked there for 5 years I have lost all faith in higher education.
Most of the PhD\'s I work with have Doctorates in Physics but even most of these guys are complete morons when it comes to the \"real world\".
 

supervike

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Its a serious legitimate topic, that is not nonsensical in the slightest. I applaud this person for doing it.

I am quite appalled that you are making fun of her and her special talent. Special Education students like her should be encouraged.

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Ritual

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Can\'t say I\'m surprised...

I spent five years in University, and I studied physics, which is a fairly useful subject compared to some. Those five years shattered my respect for the higher educational system.

The courses that were most difficult to get into (due to the imense popularity) was about Film, Art and Theatre (not making film or theatre, but studying it). I know a lot of people with degrees in those fields and they are either unemployed or have shit jobs (non-film or -theatre related, of course). However, these students with completely useless degrees show up as positive numbers in the government\'s records of people getting higher education. :mad:

Also, on the physics department there were mainly the f*ck-ups who went for Ph.D. degrees, because they didn\'t want to leave the comfortable and safe environment of the university. The successful students went out and got jobs after their masters degrees. That means that among the lecturers and professors on the deparment there\'s an uncomfartably high percentage of f*ck-ups, and they\'re the ones responsible for teaching the students! :mad:

Sorry for ranting, but this is a subject on which I\'ve got plenty of opinions! :D
 

sniffles

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Well, as we all well know, education has nothing to do with intelligence or employment skills.

I have a Masters of Fine Art degree. What do I do? I write insurance policies. LOL

My fiance runs into the rift between education and experience all the time. He works for a small non-profit agency that certifies drug/alcohol addiction counselors. They have some fairly stringent educational criteria to be eligible for certification. But he constantly gets people with Masters or PhDs in psychology complaining that they shouldn\'t have to meet the criteria because they\'ve got a higher degree. Doesn\'t matter to them that psychologists don\'t have to study pharmacology. They just think their degrees ought to take care of it all. He says they\'re the ones who usually ask the dumbest questions, too.
 

Ritual

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Just to make one thing clear, I don\'t mean to disrespect people who study Art, Film or things like that. What bugs me is the hysteria from the government to make as many as possible get higher education of ANY kind, and encourage people to loan a lot of money to get degrees in subjects that will NOT help them to get jobs. These students will use the funding available to them for something they will have no use for and then have nothing left to get a useful education. That way they are in debt with no better chances to get good jobs.

But the government is happy because they make their statistics look better.
 

MarkusTay

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When I went to college I took a course (and got credit for it) in Science Fiction. We would watch a Sci-Fi flick and then discuss it afterward. That was it. The real kick in the head was when the two professors running the course played \'Flesh Gordon\' (the Soft-porn movie) on the third day of class! Several students actually walked out and never came back. The teacher explained the it was to demonstrate how Sci-Fi entered our lives through more then just books and movies; what a crock of shite!

Not that I was one of the ones that walked out, mind you... ;)

I also took such important courses as Bowling, Mythology Studies, and Archery. I can\'t for the life of me figure out how I wound up a construction worker...

lol:bouncy::flip:
 

Ritual

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Originally posted by MarkusTay
Not that I was one of the ones that walked out, mind you... ;)
I don\'t think anyone thought you were... ;)
I also took such important courses as Bowling, Mythology Studies, and Archery. I can\'t for the life of me figure out how I wound up a construction worker...
Does that mean you can be professor in Archery! ???

@Spacemunkie
Oh, yes! I could go on and on about this subject...
 

Modderrhu

New member
Hm, let me put my foot in it and state that universities are schools for higher-learning, and not just for vocational training - there are colleges for that. So, I\'m doing a BSc in maths and applied maths, nothing else, just mathematics. Of what use does that make me? Hm, not too much. Luckily I\'m already qualifed elsewhere.

So, if that dumb wench wants a PhD in Performing Arts (I presume) with her air guitar crap... well, a university is the place to do it. She\'ll likely get a job in the university teaching performing arts. I really can\'t see how a PhD could possibly be awarded for that, but that\'s the university\'s decision.

As for the weirdos remaining on as professors in physics, I reckon they\'re so damned intelligent that they just can\'t cope with the outside world. So focused on what they\'re doing that they can\'t even tie their show-laces. They\'re probably amongst the most emotionally immature people anyone is likey to meet too. So, there\'s one conclusion I make; rather have them advancing science and teaching people than in the padded cells they might otherwise end up in.

Still, PhD in the air guitar... what a waste of time, energy, money and space. Stupid wench.
 
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