You guys are going to be so jealous.

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Originally posted by reverend
I once entered an electricity station to retrieve my frisbee. I should have been aware of the danger as there was some menacing music playing at the time, but I soldiered on and managed to get up pretty high. Anyway, I got near what I thought was my frisbee but as I grabbed it many thousands of volts passed through my body, killing me. I don\'t think it was my frisbee at all. I\'m better now though.

wow that takes me back.

 

[Infidel Castro]

A trip down memory lane

 

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Originally posted by reverend
I once entered an electricity station to retrieve my frisbee. I should have been aware of the danger as there was some menacing music playing at the time, but I soldiered on and managed to get up pretty high. Anyway, I got near what I thought was my frisbee but as I grabbed it many thousands of volts passed through my body, killing me. I don\'t think it was my frisbee at all. I\'m better now though.

That\'s a matter of opinion. Have you been at the Penderyn again?

Apart from bollocksing up my knee by crashing my bike under the back of a Lexus last year, worst thing I had done to me was a gastroscopy.

Doc squirts some stuff in my mouth, tells me to swill it round and swallow (careful...) to ease the scope\'s way. I hadn\'t even swallowed and he was ramming this bloody great tube down my throat into my stomach! The anaesthetic hadn\'t started to work, but I found the intense retching did quite a good job of covering up most of the pain.

Worst thing was that I couldn\'t even swear at him after he\'d finished as the anaesthetic had started working and turned me into a drooling, fat-tongued mute....

 

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They blow air into your stomach as well.

It feels like a fart backfiring. Very strange....

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Spacemunkie
They blow air into your stomach as well.

It feels like a fart backfiring. Very strange....

I had an endoscopy and they did the same thing sort of. When he tried ramming the tube down my throat I told him he was having a laugh. I told him I wanted something else for it, something that actually helped. He gave me morphine and I was very compliant thereafter. Amazing stuff!

 

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New avatar!

It\'s Big Vern!!!

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by darklord

Originally posted by steelcult
Had a guy I worked with nail my left hand to a table once with a nail gun.

what did you say to offend him!!

Nothing actually - he thought the gun was, (Drum roll please) empty! and it would be quite funny to see the look on my face. The look on his face when I told him he had a half hour to get out of the building before I sodomized him with the nail gun was much better.

I\'ve also fallen out of helocopters.

 

[Rat Sandwich]

\"Also, can anyone explain to me the need for all this circumcision (unless caused by over virorous activities..) \"

My slongs the size of a python, the foreksin was way too small, sadly it had to be chopped. I wonder if the surgeon kept it? Maybe he keeps every foreskin he removes and works them into a huge foreskin patchwork quilt.