you know your addicted to painting mini\'s when....

lizcam

New member
You get so fed up you\'re going to leave the badword and the only thing you worry about losing are the minis.


(He took half of them the a$$!!!):cussing:
 

Amazon warrior

New member
I have a mini problem! I don\'t have enough....

You know you\'re addicted when your boyfriend complains about finding minis in the bed. He never has but boy does he enjoy jibing me about it!
 

jahminis

New member
when you\'re standing in the airport, cursing security guards armed with assault rifles, \'cause they are tryin\' to tell you that the sword on brother artemis is a dangerous weapon...

it went like this:
are you :cussing: kidding me???
i spent 50:cussing: hours on this:cussing: guy...
do you :cussing: think i\'m gonna scratch the:cussing:paint by trying to:cussing: stab some:cussing: with a 2 inch pewter:cussing:sword...
i payed 600:cussing:dollars for this:cussing: ticket, you:cussing:...
i\'m gettin\' on the:cussing: plane, and i\'m takin\' my:cussing: minis with me...
so get out of my:cussing:way, or just:cussing: shoot me...

i stood there, ready to take a bullet for brother artemis...
by the way, i\'m a bit of a hotheadlol...

cheers
jah
 

jahminis

New member
sorry for all the smileys in the last one, but it really does illustrate how out of control the situation was...

they did let me on the plane, with all my minis intact, and nobody got killed...

cheers
jah
 
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Shadzar

Guest
...when your home could use a hazmat label on it due to all the chemicals, solvents, epoxies, etc in it that are used to work with the minis; and you always keep them in large supply so you don\'t have to run out to buy some chemical X when the urge to paint/repaint minis occurs.

True story:

Cashier: Why do you need 2 cases of Pine Sol?
Me: For stripping marines.

You can imagine the look on her face. lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by jahminis
when you\'re standing in the airport, cursing security guards armed with assault rifles, \'cause they are tryin\' to tell you that the sword on brother artemis is a dangerous weapon...

it went like this:
are you :cussing: kidding me???
i spent 50:cussing: hours on this:cussing: guy...
do you :cussing: think i\'m gonna scratch the:cussing:paint by trying to:cussing: stab some:cussing: with a 2 inch pewter:cussing:sword...
i payed 600:cussing:dollars for this:cussing: ticket, you:cussing:...
i\'m gettin\' on the:cussing: plane, and i\'m takin\' my:cussing: minis with me...
so get out of my:cussing:way, or just:cussing: shoot me...

i stood there, ready to take a bullet for brother artemis...
by the way, i\'m a bit of a hotheadlol...

cheers
jah

lollollollollollol oh jah, where were you when I was a young evil thing:twisted:
 

crazyboyae1

New member
When you reprime and paint your own hand becuase you dont like the paintjob god gave you.
(man that was an awful experence once i had realized what i had done :rolleyes: :D hahahaha
 

Aliengod3

Active member
This has probably been said already but:

When you walk around with a multi colored bottom lip from brush licking and do not care.

When walking anywhere outdoors requires no less than 5 sealable plastic bags and no less than 2 hours while you search for suitable basing materials.

When you begin to prefer the taste of your paint water to anything else you may be drinking.

When your friends come over and say, \"Let\'s watch a movie!\" and you proceed to play them the latest miniature mentor DVD.

When you try to improve the paint work on old action figures.

When you believe that you can use your shedding body hairs as replacements bristles for your old paint brushes.

When you begin buying the best quality bottled, and distilled, water for the sole purpose of using it as paint water while you continue to drink the tap.

When you spend more time keeping your brush bristles in better condition than your own hair.
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
Originally posted by Aliengod3When you walk around with a multi colored bottom lip from brush licking and do not care.
I\'ve been caught in public with my lips looking an awful lot like whatever I\'m painting at the moment. More than once :p
 

jahminis

New member
i\'m not a brush licker, but i leave the house with a multi-coloured thumb all the time...
at least it kind of blends in, since my fingers are tattooed...

cheers
jah
 

Mr Scream

New member
When you feign illness to be able to miss your best friends birthday party in favor of painting minis :redface:

Sorry Matt
 

mud duck

New member
you take out a couple \"extra\" bucks on your home mortgage just to get a couple of things from Forge World.
 

Crayfish

New member
Flesh wash tastes good... real good... mmmm paaaaint.

I would like to think that when you are seriously addicted, and someone ask \"How old are you\", and you reply by how many years you have been painting the pewterpeople. I have not done that, but now im going to!
 
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