A counter with Space Marines popped into my mind.Originally posted by Dragonsreach
[They could even go into franchise with Coffee houses like Costa which works so well in Waterstones
Customer: What kind of Barristas are you guys?
SM: We are his Emperor\'s loyal Space Marines of the Java Bean Chapter.
Customer: Allrighty...I\'ll have a Vente Mochacino...
SM: Speak not the foul tounge of those that serve the Star. (lifts bolter)
Customer: er...I\'ll take a large coffee.
After thirty minutes of incantations and praises by the tech priest to the machine spirit of the coffee pot the coffee is delivered to the customer.
Customer: Augh, this cofee is horrible, I knew I should\'ve gone to Starbuck\'s.
SM: Heretic!!! (Blam)
The market strategy I would use would be to hire hot chicks and dress them as Dark Elf Witch Elves, and Sisters of Battle befuddling the average game geek with ample amounts of cleavage, making them unaware of the money they are spending.