are you fat?
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Ebonbuddha
Active member
This just hit me.
Fat
by Al Yankovic
Lyrics:
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I\'ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
\'Cause I\'m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I\'m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I\'ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I\'ve never used a phone booth
And I\'ve never seen my toes
When I\'m goin\' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don\'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who\'s fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I\'m a lucky man
I\'m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I\'m gonna need my own zip code
When you\'re only having seconds
I\'m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who\'s fat
If you see me comin\' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I\'m hungry
Then won\'t you feed my face
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I\'m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I\'m huge, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I\'m fat and I\'m proud
Just tell me once again who\'s fat
Fat
by Al Yankovic
Lyrics:
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I\'ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
\'Cause I\'m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I\'m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I\'ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I\'ve never used a phone booth
And I\'ve never seen my toes
When I\'m goin\' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don\'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who\'s fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I\'m a lucky man
I\'m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I\'m gonna need my own zip code
When you\'re only having seconds
I\'m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who\'s fat
If you see me comin\' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I\'m hungry
Then won\'t you feed my face
Because I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I\'m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I\'m huge, I\'m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I\'m fat, I\'m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I\'m fat and I\'m proud
Just tell me once again who\'s fat
green stuff
Active member
@Ebonbuddha : what\'s MO?
green stuff
Active member
Thanks Naukhel.
Indeed, they do look a like. It also reminded me of a certain Ursus Horribilis a few months ago
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Indeed, they do look a like. It also reminded me of a certain Ursus Horribilis a few months ago
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abstract_incendiarie
Guest
what a cock
AI
AI
Sorry I\'m not in the best of moods to reply to this wanker.
Im off to start some new threads.
Are you smelly..... then get a bath.
Are you metally impared..... try electric shock therapy.
Are you black.....paint yourself white.
Are you old.......euphanism is legal in some countries.
Oh and
Are you complete tosser when posting in forums......maybe you should keep your fekkin gob shut.
Im off to start some new threads.
Are you smelly..... then get a bath.
Are you metally impared..... try electric shock therapy.
Are you black.....paint yourself white.
Are you old.......euphanism is legal in some countries.
Oh and
Are you complete tosser when posting in forums......maybe you should keep your fekkin gob shut.
Are you fat? Get exercising. :wow: What a bloody revelation that is! And some tit posting that on the forums is trying to motivate us into trimming our arses? (just for the record; 1.8m, 81kg, 10 fags a day)
@Gin: Perhaps the correct question would be: May I burrow your ass?
@Gin: Perhaps the correct question would be: May I burrow your ass?
Are you a social defective?
Then read the forum guidelines on the Forum Home Page...
WARNING: The majority of the Forum denizens are polite and considerate of each other. We have a very low threshold of tolerance for social defectives. If you can\'t keep it polite, take it elsewhere. It\'s not a question of crossing the line but rather staying well away from it.
Then read the forum guidelines on the Forum Home Page...
WARNING: The majority of the Forum denizens are polite and considerate of each other. We have a very low threshold of tolerance for social defectives. If you can\'t keep it polite, take it elsewhere. It\'s not a question of crossing the line but rather staying well away from it.
vincegamer
Active member
I just sat and read through 4 pages of this.
It\'s amazing.
All omglol did was title the thread \"are you fat\" then suggest if the answer is yes, you do something about it.
Then 4 pages of people calling him things like \"social defective.\"
He never actually said \"you are fat\" or worse, he could have gone to the PYP threads, then PMd the individuals he though could lose weight. THAT would be socially defective. Putting it up for discussion is not.
Fact: excessive fat is unhealthy.
Fact: nearly all Americans are overweight.
Fact: Duende has a really cute ass.
(is that really your ass sticking out of your fridge? adorable!)
It\'s amazing.
All omglol did was title the thread \"are you fat\" then suggest if the answer is yes, you do something about it.
Then 4 pages of people calling him things like \"social defective.\"
He never actually said \"you are fat\" or worse, he could have gone to the PYP threads, then PMd the individuals he though could lose weight. THAT would be socially defective. Putting it up for discussion is not.
Fact: excessive fat is unhealthy.
Fact: nearly all Americans are overweight.
Fact: Duende has a really cute ass.
(is that really your ass sticking out of your fridge? adorable!)
Dammekkos2
New member
I am not in as great a shape as I would like, I only started my regime after christmas, slowly building up from 12km a week.
I am running for St. Johns ambulance (next year I will run for a bigger charity, possibly cancer or animal welfare).
Dammekkos2
New member
It in better than \"obese\" though.
darthfoley
Active member
Fact: vincegamer is an attorney and therefore cannot be trusted.
lol
lol
Come on Vince, you\'re a Lawyer...
If you, or he, wish to draw any inference from that.....
I don\'t believe anyone has called him a \'social defective\', anymore than he has suggested that any specific person is fat. I merely pointed out the warning in the forum guidelines....
If you, or he, wish to draw any inference from that.....
Legacy Account
Active member
*Wipes snot off monitor*
lol
lol
Legacy Account
Active member
Sorry! I\'m a social defective...
I believe I actually went as far as calling him a prick and implied that his closest friends are Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.
Sue me!
I believe I actually went as far as calling him a prick and implied that his closest friends are Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.
Sue me!
