uberstupor
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and please enjoy the replicators we just had installed.
enjoy the creme bruelle.
enjoy the creme bruelle.
Cafe Du\' Freak
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Roger Bunting
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Oooh, I didn\'t realize I had a job. I thought I was a professional layabout.
ummm....dude ....hate to tell you this but sherpas are from tibet....i.e...... \"sherpaland\" to you....i have a feeling you might not actually be the leader of sherpas.....i believe if we get technical the dali llama is.....
so by that rationale.........he\'s all peaceful and such....and your just a sad little excuse for a sherpa.....
you probably only made it to camp 1 climbing to everest..... so
so by that rationale.........he\'s all peaceful and such....and your just a sad little excuse for a sherpa.....
you probably only made it to camp 1 climbing to everest..... so
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
I dearly pray the yaks have no bombs inplanted... because Fluffy is having a torrid affair with a chestnut cow and I don’t think he would be happy if his “ love” in a moment of passion when BOOMMMMMM!! all over him lol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
you do know Dali Yak sounds like a porn star name
lol
lizcam
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I\'m going to see what I can do about this. You didn\'t blow up when you stayed in my garage and I do like you little buggers. Let me talk to nurse brunhilda and see if we can remove anything lethal. They could use sherpa\'s in the freak bar and you all need some R andR once in awhile.
Roger Bunting
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Hmm, I\'m hungry, what are today\'s specials? And who\'s in charge at the moment?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Veggie crepes, roasted mystery meat in a magic mushroom sauce and butter cookies in the shape of yaks for dessert.as for who is in charge, it’s any ones guess.. the Holy Sherpa war is still going on.
lolRoger Bunting
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Well, I\'ll have the special and a good front row seat to watch the continuing drama.
Alas my first cunning plan had come to naught. I instructed my trusty second in command Sherpa Jim to train a bunch of yaks in the use of guerilla tactics.
Unfortunately the stupid dolt thought I meant gorilla tactics and now all the yaks want to do is eat bananas and groom each other.
Damn you! You win this time Uberstupor :cussing:
Unfortunately the stupid dolt thought I meant gorilla tactics and now all the yaks want to do is eat bananas and groom each other.
Damn you! You win this time Uberstupor :cussing:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
well what! did you expect, they’re Yaks......... chewing cud is the best they can do..........may I suggest bringing in a covert operations team of Lhasa Apso. They look harmless and sweet, but with a step stool they go for the jugular.:twisted::twisted:
lizcam
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<opening an aminal crate the size of a truck>
Here\'s my answer to sherpas blowing up! A crate of Japanese macaques! They are on the side of the original sherpas and all good untrained yaks! Go get \'em guys
<many confussed, blinking monkeys stop grooming eachother and timidly exit the crate>
\"Ook?\"
Here\'s my answer to sherpas blowing up! A crate of Japanese macaques! They are on the side of the original sherpas and all good untrained yaks! Go get \'em guys
<many confussed, blinking monkeys stop grooming eachother and timidly exit the crate>
\"Ook?\"
lizcam
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Exactly! Thus disabling the army of Sherposterous or whatever his name is. It\'s a brilliant, non violent solution to the problem.
<gets hit in the faces with flying macaque poop>
Of course, thier natural weapons might make being here an interesting experience. Excuse me while I use the ladies room.
<gets hit in the faces with flying macaque poop>
Of course, thier natural weapons might make being here an interesting experience. Excuse me while I use the ladies room.
