Highbulp Billy
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That just about sums up the amount of respect I get round here :no: oh well, back to the grind, this pork won\'t salt itself...
Cmon Christmas Feast
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Torn blue sky
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*boots open the door to the great hall dragging a bull by the horn*
Ok , yeah it seems a wee bit excessive, but I left my knife in the boar. But hey! Theres a lot of good eating on this thing! ...I already ate the tongue sorry.
*Drags the carcass to the kitchen...*
I rubbed my hands with snow, that cound??? No it wasn\'t yellow >.> Hardy har har...But I brought you all lemon sno cones
Ok , yeah it seems a wee bit excessive, but I left my knife in the boar. But hey! Theres a lot of good eating on this thing! ...I already ate the tongue sorry.
*Drags the carcass to the kitchen...*
I rubbed my hands with snow, that cound??? No it wasn\'t yellow >.> Hardy har har...But I brought you all lemon sno cones
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
don\'t make me have to call the Board of Health:cussing:
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I finally arrive....I need a couple pairs of hands to unload the tables from the back of the truck, and in the sleeper cab you\'ll find 37 varieties of wine, and 4 different wheels of complimentary cheeses.
With all the meat, I figured we could use some cultured and refined tastes, for those who like that sort of thing.
But hands off the 3 bottles of 300+ year old Scotch, that\'s for toasting later.
With all the meat, I figured we could use some cultured and refined tastes, for those who like that sort of thing.
But hands off the 3 bottles of 300+ year old Scotch, that\'s for toasting later.
lizcam
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<walking into the hall with a huge covered bowl followed by festivly dressed sherpas carrying various platters and bowls of thing that have been offered so far that are laid on the magically floating table from Wiccanpony that always seems to have room for just 1 more bowl or plate>
I\'ve added various vegetables and tuber dishes to the spread as well as several baked salmon. I figurte we need potatos and greens to offset Billy\'s sprouts.
I\'ve added various vegetables and tuber dishes to the spread as well as several baked salmon. I figurte we need potatos and greens to offset Billy\'s sprouts.
lizcam
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Originally posted by mud duck
Hey Liz, we\'ve go the tree! Where\'s those lights? Oh, and by the way it\'s a very nice plastic one. I figger that way we only have to set it up once, seeing as how this place pops in and out of exstince once a year. See a handy time saver
Well keep it away from the fireplace at least. We don\'t want a puddle of tree on the floor. I think the lights and ornaments are in that room over there. I made some things out of walnuts and snotling minis just for this occasion. Snotlings are cute in glitter but they really squirm a lot when you\'re trying to tie them to the inside of a nut shell. Go look!
Rasen-frason lights. I think that I\'m going to have to rent a cherry picker for the whole month next year, I mean, just look at the height of the ceiling in the main dining room! They could film most of the parts of \"Harry Potter\" in here.... Wait one. magic wand, magic wand, I know that I got one around here someplace. Ah there it is! Now lets see if I can get it to work!
lizcam
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<Sits down in the middle of the floor and starts to clean myself with my tongue>
Um....Duckie? As much as I love cats I\'m not sure I want to be one. Think you can turn me back before it\'s time for me to go into heat? Not sure I want to go through THAT!
OOOOO!!!!! Purring is FUN! Can someone scratch me behind the ear please? Do you hear mice?.......I\'ll be back.
Highbulp Billy
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Well, I can\'t resist giving you a quick tickle and a stroke, just don\'t scratch and I\'ll let you play with my dangly cat toy.
Torn blue sky
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Thank god Jesterz brought some booze and cheese, good man! [size=-2]Hold back a bottle of that scotch eh?[/size]
It\'s not my fault theres so much meat...Maybe directly, but i\'m a voracious carnivore..rawr.
*hangs bacon on the tree while Liz is occupied with billys\' \' cat toy\' * Hehehe merrry christmas.
OHHHHH 5 drummers drumming! 4 Maids a wenching! 3 ...3 ... brb
It\'s not my fault theres so much meat...Maybe directly, but i\'m a voracious carnivore..rawr.
*hangs bacon on the tree while Liz is occupied with billys\' \' cat toy\' * Hehehe merrry christmas.
OHHHHH 5 drummers drumming! 4 Maids a wenching! 3 ...3 ...
brb
lizcam
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Prrrrrrrr
<rubs on TBS\'s ankles>
TBS, sweeetie? Can you get the wand from Duckie and change me back pleasessssssssss. Mmmmmrrrrwwww. And scratch my ears please?
MMMMMMilk? can I have some MMMMMilk? And that cheese smmmellssss Like heaven!
<jumps on the table and tries to pick up a piece>
Dammit! no thumbs!
<rubs on TBS\'s ankles>
TBS, sweeetie? Can you get the wand from Duckie and change me back pleasessssssssss. Mmmmmrrrrwwww. And scratch my ears please?
MMMMMMilk? can I have some MMMMMilk? And that cheese smmmellssss Like heaven!
<jumps on the table and tries to pick up a piece>
Dammit! no thumbs!
Torn blue sky
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Woooo look , more meat for the pot! mmmm Maybe after i\'m done with the wenching. Priorities you see! Ask Billy i\'m sure he knows more about magic than I do... now where was I...
Highbulp Billy
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From the smell of it, this meat\'s been on the turn for a bit already. Are you sure you want to be turned back? I mean that trick you did whilst washing yourself looks worth staying a cat for
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Hand me the wand duckie.....oops!
um...yeah..sorry about that!:redface:
um...yeah..sorry about that!:redface:
