Cmon Christmas Feast

[wiccanpony]

Bleeding Amateurs!!


Who unlocked the Wand cabinet ? :cussing:

oh well...the food smells out of this world and I\'m a bit rushed..wiggle right eyebrow and while Liz is still a cat, she now has thumbs. lollol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Hmmm, looks like I have a little spare time, maybe I can finally try using my wand on Liz...


...what now? ???

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Hmmm, looks like I have a little spare time, maybe I can finally try using my wand on Liz...


...what now???

You keep that thing away from me. I\'ve had enough of new strange men\'s wands for one day, thank you very much!

 

[mud duck]

HONK! HONK! HONK!

 

[wiccanpony]

Checking the holiday table as it groans under the weight of all the food.......... what! I don’t see any lobster or crab cakes...someone give spit boy a snorkel and send he out to correct that error!!lol:drunk:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Checking the holiday table as it groans under the weight of all the food.......... what! I don’t see any lobster or crab cakes...someone give spit boy a snorkel and send he out to correct that error!!lol:drunk:

But I\'ve only just got rid of the last crabs I caught!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Checking the holiday table as it groans under the weight of all the food.......... what! I don’t see any lobster or crab cakes...someone give spit boy a snorkel and send he out to correct that error!!lol:drunk:

But I\'ve only just got rid of the last crabs I caught!

a little \"manscaping\" should take care of that little problem lollollol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Checking the holiday table as it groans under the weight of all the food.......... what! I don’t see any lobster or crab cakes...someone give spit boy a snorkel and send he out to correct that error!!lol:drunk:

But I\'ve only just got rid of the last crabs I caught!

a little \"manscaping\" should take care of that little problem lollollol

I could wax lyrical about how that was a close shave but I won\'t. However, I will have to do something about my bikini-loine before I go diving again just in case.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Theres a \"No Diving\" sign outside the chicks toilet in the Solid Rock! That place ooooozes class!
Find me a sturdy ship and i\'ll head out to the Eastern shores in search of monster shellfish of the like you could only ever dream of! Gar, i\'ll get me harpoon!

Ok it\'s not much use, but I might find something else...

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Theres a \"No Diving\" sign outside the chicks toilet in the Solid Rock! That place ooooozes class!
Find me a sturdy ship and i\'ll head out to the Eastern shores in search of monster shellfish of the like you could only ever dream of! Gar, i\'ll get me harpoon!

Ok it\'s not much use, but I might find something else...

lol Ok, while you’re being all nautical .......here’s my order

Sea Scallops
Monk Fish
Wild Atlantic Salmon
Nice size Cod fish
Oysters
and a smallish water horse

you can take ToiletBeard with you

 

[Toilet Beard]

Naaaarrrr! Does he ave to? I gets so seasick :|~

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Toilet Beard
Naaaarrrr! Does he ave to? I gets so seasick :|~

just remember not to puke in the wind.....:drool:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Anyone seen Mud Duck?

By the way, I\'ve brought Alice from the mancave.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Yar! Ye have te go! I be needin yer council with the compass. As ye can see i\'m in me ninja gear and we don\'t do maps. TBS the ninja pirate sails for the eastern main with Toiletbeard at dusk...

And er...yar we be takin yer boat.

 

[mud duck]

(running in like the Devil\'s on his arse.)
AAAAAAAAAAA..........
Someone call off the cooks. They think that I\'m a course. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by mud duck
(running in like the Devil\'s on his arse.)
AAAAAAAAAAA..........
Someone call off the cooks. They think that I\'m a course. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

<jumps out to rub on your ankles just as you\'re running by, tripping you>

But Duckie, you taste so good!

<Licks your ear like any good cat would>

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I guess no one realized that my \'oops\', was what made Mud Duck more Duck than mud?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I guess no one realized that my \'oops\', was what made Mud Duck more Duck than mud?

Ducks have ears sort of (little holes anyway) and why do you think he tastes so good?

Is there a littler box around here?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

oh,, oh eww...gimme the wand!!

*ZAPP, Z-ZAP*
There all better, Lizzie m\'dear, please use the classy \"Ladies\" room.
thank YOU!

 

[mud duck]

Hey hows about me?!?