Dungeon Room #69

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fieldarchy

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Pony you had to take all the fun out of it didn\'t you?!

Oh wait, Jester stop Pony before she gets out the door. How do we know we aren\'t seeing some evil Wizard using an illusion spell to look like pony! It\'s a trap! Don\'t let her leave!
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
The witch queen enters:
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and leaves in style:
witch-1.jpg

Jester is following close behind seemingly enraptured with the witch
puss-n-boots.jpg
 
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Gilvan Blight

New member
Odd picture. You would think if someone was going to do an artists rendition of a Witch they would have skipped painting the strings :)

- Gilvan walks by the room, takes a glance in, rolls his eyes and keeps on walking.
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
<strolling down the hall arm in arm with a hooded man in the general shape of Billy. Pauses at a noise. Peeks in room>

Oh! Dear! Someone opened the portal again! Well, not too much blood so I guess everyone is fine.

Come on Sweetie. I really want to show you the........

<voice fades away as they continue down the hall>
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Originally posted by fieldarchy
Originally posted by Undave
So what are the class attributes for mopboy then? I know I start off with a Mop of Grunginess +3...
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Mop Boy CR 5
Alignment CN
age: 12
mop can be used as double weapon (like a quarterstaff)--base attack is +6/+1
AC=20

anything else you need to know?
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Ummmm I don\'t actually play DnD so I have no idea... Is all that good or bad?
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Undave
Originally posted by fieldarchy
Originally posted by Undave
So what are the class attributes for mopboy then? I know I start off with a Mop of Grunginess +3...
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Mop Boy CR 5
Alignment CN
age: 12
mop can be used as double weapon (like a quarterstaff)--base attack is +6/+1
AC=20

anything else you need to know?
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Ummmm I don\'t actually play DnD so I have no idea... Is all that good or bad?
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:eek: age 12 !?!? don’t tell me you have to go through puberty again

I see no mention of the Holy Poo of Shielding .....smell along either kills instantly or drives the enemy back so far that they can\'t see you to hit you:possessed:
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
originally by wiccanponyGathering arcane powers, looking Jesterz in his Kitty eyes.....mumble mumble, reaching out to touch his little pink nose, a spark jumps and presto he is back to his former self..............with a few extras like shape shifting to Sabertooth tiger with claws of swift death and dragon strength. Like the boots and hat
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ROAWR!! I\'m back and Ready to play!!:twisted:
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Originally posted by wiccanpony

:eek: age 12 !?!? don’t tell me you have to go through puberty again

I see no mention of the Holy Poo of Shielding .....smell along either kills instantly or drives the enemy back so far that they can\'t see you to hit you:possessed:
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Hey yeah I\'m 28. I so don\'t need all the teenage angst all over again lol

Do I get to keep my trusty mop bucket of fortitude (it doubles as a helmet in times of desperation)?
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Ummmm I was cleaning out the arcane spitoon in the corner and it seems to have summoned a Slaad. Not just any Slaad but the most powerful and feared colour of Slaad in existence the dreaded Plaid Slaad!

And boy is he mad :eek:
 
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beowulfthehunter

New member
I pull out my crystal ball of scrying and use it to look at porn....and screams. Sorry it was set to the knights changing room.

Recalibrates it to look at the princess. That\'s better. Pulls out a small dragon to light a blunt of crunkness+2.
 
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Naukhel

Active member
Ok. I\'m back. Sorry it took so long. SOMEone gave me bad directions to the bathroom, and I\'ve been wandering for ages, trying to find my way back....

So... umm... What are all you other people doing here? Who let the mop boy in? Can\'t we get him a new mop? That one smells funny.

And why hasn\'t anyone made me a costume? I\'m the dungeon master. I should have a costume, too!

I brought booze from the bar...
 
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