Dungeon Room #69

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Well Jester do you want to open it? We can always roll initiative to see who opens it?

Sorry, I wqas distracted by clay...now then,


* I poke the eye with a Vorpal Blade and reach to open the Trap Door, whilst ducking behind the door itself so as to protectify me from bodily harmification.

 

[Infidel Castro]

In the immortal words of the fella on The Fast Show:

Anyone fancy a pint?

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol Dave, good call! I loved that show. It shall be fondly remembered.

Aye Rev, pint you say, Aye says I! :beer:

 

[Infidel Castro]

Exercise your mind with a cold beverage and some banter with a cross-section of society. Tidy!

 

[mud duck]

Did any one bring the 100ft of rope and a ten ft pole?

 

[fieldarchy]

well I have 50ft of silk rope but not 10 foot poles. Oh I got a crowbar too!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

So what happened with the door?

 

[fieldarchy]

When you opened the door it made a loud creeking sound. You didn\'t realize how heavy it was and had some trouble keeping it openw without getting squashed! Then . . . silence . . . both of us wait, I am at the ready in my Fur Bikini of +2,057 armor and +100 fortitude with my trusty greatsword drawn (yes i had a wardrobe change . . . can\'t wear the same thing EVERYDAY). Still nothing happens . . .

 

[beowulfthehunter]

I dawn my Bannana Hamac of protection +37 and draw my loaded Crown Royal dicebag of bludgeoning +2 vs. gamers as I ready an action

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Still nothing happens . . .

Symbolic of life in general then :innocent:

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol touche\'

 

[Infidel Castro]

I\'m just waiting for work to finish and then I\'ll be flying towards the pub quiz!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Ahhh bonus! Can\'t beat a few pints and a bloke asking all kinds of questions that \"you DO know!!!\". Theres no real care if you win cuz everyone ends up in the fuzzy warm place, everybody wins at a pub Quiz :beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

From the inky depths is heard low moaning, rattling of chains and a cold blue mist rises........ three ghosts appear, Christmas Past, Christmas Present, Christmas Future.................. quick everyone must roll a saving throw or be drawn into a very bad remake of “A Christmas Carol”!!!!:twisted:lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Thanks to my Improved Were-Kitty Save (Thank You Ms.Pony) I make it through....waiting to see how the others fair.

 

[Torn blue sky]

*Drinks a potion of inevitability and shrugs following the ghosts into the mist*

 

[Infidel Castro]

I don my Spectacles of Unseeingness and upon not seeing anything I return to my favoured catatonic state. :wow:

 

[beowulfthehunter]

I attempt to turn the 3 ghosts

 

[fieldarchy]

I fail the saving throw (damnit!) but as soon as I do I go into barbarian rage and start swinging at these evasive misty PITA\'s.

 

[wiccanpony]

:drool: In Meg’s rage she accidentally strikes Tiny Tim causes her to lose karma points ......... and Children\'s Services show up to charge her with bad behavior ...now she must stand in the corner until someone frees her by posting bail.