Funny thing happened this morning...

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RedDawn

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Well, it\'s my 200th post and I wanted to share a laugh with everyone. We brought my son\'s class teddy-bear hamster, Peaches, home with us for the weekend. He and his younger brother had her downstairs in the basement playing with her out of her cage. Peaches decides it\'s time to take care of business and pees all over my older son. (He\'s our extremely persnickety-doesn\'t-get-dirty one!) The funniest thing was listening to younger brother re-tell the story laughing so hard he\'s crying! lol

Probably not funny to ya\'ll, but it gave me a laugh this morning!

Needless to say, Peaches is now back in her cage where she\'s not going to ruin any more of son\'s clothes!

So, what\'s the funniest pet/animal story you have?
 
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marineboy

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Congrats on the 200, RedDawn!

Parakeet landed on my 10 year old son Magnus\'s head and promptly shat in Magnus\'s cglass of milk. Magnus froze, not certain whether to be more mortified at the shit in the milk he was holding to his mouth or the bird (whom he is mortally afraid of, for some unfathomable reason) on his head. We others died.....

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Dikhed

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My wife\'s Cockateel got out of its cage and went for a fly around the house. I was painting in another room; in comes the bird and NOSE DIVES RIGHT INTO A 5Gal BUCKET OF PAINT! I saw it, but I was sort of in shock, just kinda staring at the bucket in disbelief. A family friend who was chasing the bird for my wife ran into the room, and stuck his hands elbow deep into the paint and pulled the bird out. Of course, the bird was scared $hitless and started to flap its wings like a maniac, sended streams of paint all over everyone (cause by this time my wife and kids had run into the room too). I was the only one in work clothes so I didn\'t care, but the looks on everyone else\'s face as their clothes got ruined had me in hysterics! I was literally doubled over, tears in my eyes. The harder I laughed, the harder the bird flapped, and the more my wife screamed at me \"It\'s not funny!\". My wife poceeded to punch the crap outta me, which only made me laugh harder, while the friend washed off the bird and saved it\'s life. To this day I still think the whole thing was funny as hell, and wife still punches me in the arm whenever I bring it up.:D
 
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frenchkid

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Well the story dosn\'t concern my pet. But seems to be in line with the rest of the stories :p
So I whent to Paris with my mexican exchange partner. And of course we go and visit the Eiffel tower. So here we are waiting in line to enter, and sudently I feel somthing digustingly soft and warm shit on me. Looks like a billiouse pidgeon had shat on me from a great hight. :|~ The worst part is that looking up, I didn\'t spot one bird. And what were the chances of the thing falling strait on my head !!:flame: Needless to say my exchange partner was laugthing her ass off :p
 
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Wren

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My father had this dog for a while, you really had to wonder if it was some kind of canine smartass. The first time I met the dog, I went up to visit my dad. I\'ve just stepped out of the car and am doing the hello thing, and the dog cocks his leg and pees on mine. And I\'m wearing white pants, no less.

Another time, we\'re out walking with the dog on the farm my dad had at the time. It\'s late autumn, in Canada. No snow as yet, but none too warm. We pass by a marshy sort of pond, and the dog jumps in. Then it starts looking like it\'s having problems swimming and won\'t make it back to the shore. My dad strips down to his pants and jumps in after the dog, who immediately and defly swims back to shore and jumps out. Dad gets out, and the dog does this _again_, luring him back into the frigid water. The dog tried it a third time, but dad was wise to him then.
 
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RedDawn

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OMG - LMAO!!

Thanks for those stories - I\'m still drying my eyes!! The paint bucket one is killer though!! Oh my sides hurt!

Poor Peaches - she should\'ve either peed or pooped on the kids a lot sooner - she would\'ve had more peace and quiet that way! lol

@Wren - can\'t believe your Dad went in a second time!
 
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Shawn R. L.

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My sister has a cute little white dog named Misty. Awww, what a sweet little thing. Soooo cute!! Misty is playing in the yard! Misty comes up to me, full of love and joy, wag,wag,wag her little tail. Misty has a \'cigar\' in her mouth!!!?? Misty LIKED to go around the yard and EAT the cat turds! Awwwwwwwww


Think about that next time your four legged friend licks you.
 
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Tylith

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Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
My sister has a cute little white dog named Misty. Awww, what a sweet little thing. Soooo cute!! Misty is playing in the yard! Misty comes up to me, full of love and joy, wag,wag,wag her little tail. Misty has a \'cigar\' in her mouth!!!?? Misty LIKED to go around the yard and EAT the cat turds! Awwwwwwwww


Think about that next time your four legged friend licks you.
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I had a dog once that would eat a sock, shit it, eat it again, shit it, eat again, continous cycle...

Yes, DO think again before letting it lick you :p
 
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LouisCypher

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Batman Strikes!

When I was just a child, let\'s say 4 or 5 years old, I used to play on the carpet in the living-room with my mum on summer evenings. One of those evening, a small bat came in from the open window (it was quite hot, so we kept windows open). Now I have to tell you my mum is REALLY scared of those flying mammals, she believes they can stick to your hair and piss your head... Well, when the bat came in she grabbed my head and crushed my forehead on the floor... she said to protect me from the \"monster\" ???

This explains my mental instability lol

Luca
 
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Drake Farstrider

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Oh my, I needed those laughs.

The other day I was going to the bathroom. The door was slightly ajar as I was the only one home. The kitten who does not like to be alone pushes past the door and leaps onto the toilet right as I am pissing, and he just stands there stradling the bowl as pee rains down on him. Needless to say I stopped in mid stream turned on the shower and threw him in there. Boy did he howl. The worst part of it was he just sat there and let me piss on him.
 
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ilynx2k4

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Mine involves a hamster too! i used to breed them for showing, and had a range of syrians and russians. Russian hamsters are very very quick, and while i was picking out my first one, held it close to my face to get a better look....

It managed to leap about a foot from my hand to my face and grabbed on to the first thing it found, my bottom lip. Unfortunatly it decided to do it with its teeth :( It managed to stay attached for about half a minute before deciding to let go.

I had a lump about the size of a pea on my bottom lip for about a week.
 
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Shawn R. L.

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My folks had a dog that ate something that was in a large plastic bag, bag and all. The next day he walked around, as if there was nothing was wrong, with a 12 inch \'flag\' protruding form his bum............dogs....what wont they do?

Same dog. Goes around the front room casually humping all the pillows. My dear old (bald) dad is laying on the floor watching tv with his head propped on one hand. Yup, doggie found a new girlfriend there. Dad couldent see the dog and had no idea what was going on. Luckily the dog stopped before things got messy.
 
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Tylith

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Originally posted by No Such Agency
The worst part of it was he just sat there and let me piss on him.
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Hey, there are folks that will pay for that service. Pretty weird thing for a cat to do though.
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That has to be among the worst of the fetishes...
 
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EricJ

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well everyone remembers my \"angel of a cat\" Gato


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Anyway, about a year ago I wake up on a lazy sunday morning and get a tee-shirt on and go about my my lazy sunday morning things, but I realize there is an oder of cat pee in my living room. So I start looking around for a wet spot so I can clean it up fast before it really sets in, but I can\'t find anything. But now I realize is smells like cat pee really strong everywhere in my appartment, no matter where I go, but I can\'t find it...

finally I look down at the white teeshirt I put on and the entire shoulder and one sleeve is yellow dried cat pee...yep, she peed in the laundry, no wonder it smelled everywhere I went but yet I couldn\'t find the wet spot :(

Stupid Gato.
 
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