noneedforaname
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aren\'t appellations mountains? ???
How did You find Your Love ?
- Thread starter Helga
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Love story, eh?
My wife and I are a couple made for each other...
She\'s a sexually irresponsible woman with a drinking problem-----and I love that about her.
Not to mention, she seems to enjoy what I bring to the relationship---
An overweight, middle-aged, balding man with a mediocre personality....
Kev
My wife and I are a couple made for each other...
She\'s a sexually irresponsible woman with a drinking problem-----and I love that about her.
Not to mention, she seems to enjoy what I bring to the relationship---
An overweight, middle-aged, balding man with a mediocre personality....
Kev
dougaderly
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I couldn\'t agree more. If God didn\'t want us to eat animals, he wouldn\'t hae made them taste sooooo good soaked in a beer marinade with some onions and green peppers.... mmmmmm
Blind date, set up by one of my friends at work and his wife.
We immediately hit it off. The matchmaker couple became really annoying, constantly asking how our relationship was doing. We then lied to them, telling them we broke up.
We have been happily married now for over 2 years.
We immediately hit it off. The matchmaker couple became really annoying, constantly asking how our relationship was doing. We then lied to them, telling them we broke up.
We have been happily married now for over 2 years.
Ahhh, twas a long process...
First, after identifying her as \"the lass for me\" I followed her around undetected for about a month, noting her normal movements, her hang-outs, people she knew and conversed with. I got a feel for her likes and dislikes and her habits. Then I had to wait for just the right opportunity.
After I snuck up behind her and stuffed the chloroformed rag over her mouth and nose, the rest was pretty easy. I carried her back home and took her to \"our special place\", down the tunnel that comes out of the back corner of my basement. It took her a while to adjust, but she seems at least placid now. We\'ve been happily \"married\" for almost six months now.
Just thought I\'d see if anybody was really reading these accounts.
First, after identifying her as \"the lass for me\" I followed her around undetected for about a month, noting her normal movements, her hang-outs, people she knew and conversed with. I got a feel for her likes and dislikes and her habits. Then I had to wait for just the right opportunity.
After I snuck up behind her and stuffed the chloroformed rag over her mouth and nose, the rest was pretty easy. I carried her back home and took her to \"our special place\", down the tunnel that comes out of the back corner of my basement. It took her a while to adjust, but she seems at least placid now. We\'ve been happily \"married\" for almost six months now.
Just thought I\'d see if anybody was really reading these accounts. 
vincegamer
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Do they know?
@vincegamer - Yes, we eventually fessed up that we were still dating, and they weren\'t too offended. We have since moved to another state and haven\'t really kept in close contact with them. They also now have two small kids, so they have more important things to lose sleep over!
T
Temporary Sanity
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Cute, dauber lol
Met my wife when I had convinced myself I wouldn\'t find the right woman up here. The analogy of \"Women are like parking spaces...\" certainly applied (still applies to others).
She came in for an interview, and I saw her walk into the office manager\'s office while I was finishing up in the copier room. I asked my office mgr. about her later that day. She asked why I wanted to know, and I said \"Cuz she\'ll be mine.\"
Well, she didn\'t get hired. Then. The lady the hired instead of her turned out to be a flake that felt calling in sick 5 of her first 7 days was OK! So they hired my wife when they let the first girl go.
Took me awhile to get the minerals to ask her to lunch. That was October 2004. Been married a year and a half, and our daughter is due March 2nd
Met my wife when I had convinced myself I wouldn\'t find the right woman up here. The analogy of \"Women are like parking spaces...\" certainly applied (still applies to others).
She came in for an interview, and I saw her walk into the office manager\'s office while I was finishing up in the copier room. I asked my office mgr. about her later that day. She asked why I wanted to know, and I said \"Cuz she\'ll be mine.\"
Well, she didn\'t get hired. Then. The lady the hired instead of her turned out to be a flake that felt calling in sick 5 of her first 7 days was OK! So they hired my wife when they let the first girl go.
Took me awhile to get the minerals to ask her to lunch. That was October 2004. Been married a year and a half, and our daughter is due March 2nd
Lemmingspawn
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Hmmm.....
Met her in high school, year 11 after they moved to town. Talked a bit, argued a lot, she decided she hated me and I decided I liked her boobs.... :beer:
After a while we became friends, and the only class we shared was Art....which was funny, as I only started it in Year 11 and she had done it all through high school, but I was a better artist....YAY!
Maybe that\'s why she hated me...
Anyways, we started hanging out after school some days through the week as we had a mutual friend and went to a youth group, and it really has been a top friendship throughout the whole time.
Oh, with benefits.
I still really like her boobs.
She really likes my....hang on....(pg 10+) !!
We met at 16, married at 21, been married for 10 1/2 years and have one daughter and 800+ mini children....I like the game and the models, she likes to look at the cool work I do and offer suggestions and encouragement.....
Met her in high school, year 11 after they moved to town. Talked a bit, argued a lot, she decided she hated me and I decided I liked her boobs.... :beer:
After a while we became friends, and the only class we shared was Art....which was funny, as I only started it in Year 11 and she had done it all through high school, but I was a better artist....YAY!
Maybe that\'s why she hated me...
Anyways, we started hanging out after school some days through the week as we had a mutual friend and went to a youth group, and it really has been a top friendship throughout the whole time.
Oh, with benefits.
I still really like her boobs.
She really likes my....hang on....(pg 10+) !!
We met at 16, married at 21, been married for 10 1/2 years and have one daughter and 800+ mini children....I like the game and the models, she likes to look at the cool work I do and offer suggestions and encouragement.....
How I met my Love...the whole story
I was at a bar playing in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP.
A little background: I absolutely love pale girls with lots of dark eye makeup, hence I adore goth chicks. A lot of the girls who LARP Vampire are goth chicks, therefore Dave is there.
I was sitting nursing a Bourbon on the rocks, thinking about how my Malkavian could kill as many of the LARPer\'s as possible, and which of the regular girls I would be taking home that night. (I was known as very single, and had quite a few \"friends with benefits\".)
The GM walks over with this girl and introduces her to me and asks if I can help explain the rules and make a character.
Sure, no prob.
This girl had long auburn hair, naturally curly, some of the bluest eyes I\'ve ever seen and dimples. \"OK,\" I think, \"She\'s cute.\"
After talking with her for a little bit, I realize this is not one of the typical naive daddy\'s girls I\'ve been messing around with. She\'s intelligent, witty and completely self sufficient. Traits I find very attractive.
I had been thinking of quitting the game, it was getting boring, but every week I ended up dragging my butt over to the bar to hang out with the LARPer\'s on the chance she would come back. She did, and after a couple of months we became exclusive.
Which is really funny since every male LARPer told her I would screw her and leave her, because that was my Modus Operandi. (Too true.)
However, she ignored them and nine years later, after we finished school and bought us a place to live, we got married, our one year anniversery was a couple weeks ago.
I was at a bar playing in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP.
A little background: I absolutely love pale girls with lots of dark eye makeup, hence I adore goth chicks. A lot of the girls who LARP Vampire are goth chicks, therefore Dave is there.
I was sitting nursing a Bourbon on the rocks, thinking about how my Malkavian could kill as many of the LARPer\'s as possible, and which of the regular girls I would be taking home that night. (I was known as very single, and had quite a few \"friends with benefits\".)
The GM walks over with this girl and introduces her to me and asks if I can help explain the rules and make a character.
Sure, no prob.
This girl had long auburn hair, naturally curly, some of the bluest eyes I\'ve ever seen and dimples. \"OK,\" I think, \"She\'s cute.\"
After talking with her for a little bit, I realize this is not one of the typical naive daddy\'s girls I\'ve been messing around with. She\'s intelligent, witty and completely self sufficient. Traits I find very attractive.
I had been thinking of quitting the game, it was getting boring, but every week I ended up dragging my butt over to the bar to hang out with the LARPer\'s on the chance she would come back. She did, and after a couple of months we became exclusive.
Which is really funny since every male LARPer told her I would screw her and leave her, because that was my Modus Operandi. (Too true.)
However, she ignored them and nine years later, after we finished school and bought us a place to live, we got married, our one year anniversery was a couple weeks ago.
Highbulp Billy
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It was about 12:30pm on 28th June 1996 (either a Saturdat or Sunday). I was spending my placement year at uni working for a Hospice based in a stately home in the East Midlands (Staunton Harold Hall) doing fundraising and admin. There was a coffee shop based at the hall that was staffed by volunteers - some of them students from Poland and Czech Republic who would stay at the hall for a few months whilst working and learning English etc. As it was a charity, I was working for just my room, board and some expenses. Anyway, I went down to the kitchens for my lunch as usual and the cook kept me talking and made me wait until this beautiful Polish girl came in for hers. We got introduced, spoke for about two minutes then she went back to work. The cook then proceeded to tell me how lovely this girl was - unnecessary as I\'d already fallen for her :redface:
We spent a couple of months getting to know each other and falling in love (aaah) before she went back to Poland. After that I spent a fortune on phone calls and postage every week and after a few years of us travelling to see each other every chance we got (always by caoch as neither of us had money for aeroplanes) we decided it would be much easier to get married. Here we are 11 years llater, still together and with a gorgeous son - I guess something must be going right
We spent a couple of months getting to know each other and falling in love (aaah) before she went back to Poland. After that I spent a fortune on phone calls and postage every week and after a few years of us travelling to see each other every chance we got (always by caoch as neither of us had money for aeroplanes) we decided it would be much easier to get married. Here we are 11 years llater, still together and with a gorgeous son - I guess something must be going right
