All the French people I have met have been very nice

Oh except the time in St Tropez, when I turned round to find my friend was being mugged at knife point, I ran back and got him away, we were then followed by two guys on a motorbike knife flashing

we came to a small alley way, and I turned and roundhoused the guy off the back of the motorbike and we ran off

Oh and the time we tried to park in a beach car park near St tropez, so I could get a shower, while I was being propositioned in the showers, by a nice french girl, :redface: my friend was attacked by the car park owner with a plank of wood, he defended himself, and knocked the man out, when I returned to the car park, people were pointing at me and my friends had gone ,so I got my nunchaku and went looking, only to have a WWII willy jeep fly round the corner with my two friends cuffed in the back, a gendarme jumped out pointing a gun at me

, I backed off and got our passports, hiding the nunchaku

We got arrested and were told to leave town by sunrise the next morning. Apparently the frenchman hated English and was regularly doing this. Something to do with the war (we stayed for a extra 2 weeks)
That said, I still love France, and would move their if I could, and their toilet habits have improved much over recent years
Vivre la France!!
And dont get me started on dirty London!!!