i am going to paris

freakinacage

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yay. i\'m off to paris tomorrow and my folks are tagging along. hopefully meet some of the peeps from here and see some of the sites too. it\'s a welcome break and i am looking foreward to the lie ins! i\'ll post some pics when i get back (as long as my battery lasts - i forgot my charger!)
 

No Such Agency

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paris-hilton.jpg


Pack a raincoat!
 

Bill

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Have good time :) As demonherald said, Paris smell. And is really dirty. And I got seriously ill the last time I was there :|~ (No, I\'m not talking about Paris Hilton because I\'ve never been there, but ti is quite funny to read my post as that ;))...
 

Infidel Castro

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Go and wee on the Stade de France in an effort to put a hoodoo on the ground for the home team so we can beat them again next year when the rugby gets going :D
 

MPJ

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Have I ever mentioned that I hate french people?

Truely, Michel P. Jeanrie (yes, that\'s about as french a name as you can get). :drunk:
 

matty1001

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Nevr go to Franch and say your English! O no, you get served last in restaurants and people generally tend to snub you, sya your Scottish instead much easier!

Je? Anglais? Le non, ne sont pas stupide! Je Suis Écossais lol
 

Torn blue sky

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Ofcouse they love the Scots...Everyone loves the Scots! Were like the bar elite, Always the first in and always the last to leave the battlefield!
I like welsh people actually, dunno if its some kind of celtic connection, but I genuinly think theyre funny :]

Good luck and bon-voyage! Bag yourself a french wench! You could have oe of those international babies! \"French baby, British designer!\" ...Where have I heard that before?...
 

Astorderire

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Message original : demonherald
be warned my lasting impression of Paris is a distinct smell of stale urine......
I thought it was more something close to vomit
\"Conduisez moi à votre chef\" and \"Non merci, j\'ai déjà eu du fromage\" are 2 sentences that could save your life.
 

krom1415

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All the French people I have met have been very nice:D
Oh except the time in St Tropez, when I turned round to find my friend was being mugged at knife point, I ran back and got him away, we were then followed by two guys on a motorbike knife flashing :eek:
we came to a small alley way, and I turned and roundhoused the guy off the back of the motorbike and we ran off :D
Oh and the time we tried to park in a beach car park near St tropez, so I could get a shower, while I was being propositioned in the showers, by a nice french girl, :redface: my friend was attacked by the car park owner with a plank of wood, he defended himself, and knocked the man out, when I returned to the car park, people were pointing at me and my friends had gone ,so I got my nunchaku and went looking, only to have a WWII willy jeep fly round the corner with my two friends cuffed in the back, a gendarme jumped out pointing a gun at me:eek:, I backed off and got our passports, hiding the nunchaku:eek:
We got arrested and were told to leave town by sunrise the next morning. Apparently the frenchman hated English and was regularly doing this. Something to do with the war (we stayed for a extra 2 weeks)

That said, I still love France, and would move their if I could, and their toilet habits have improved much over recent years:D
Vivre la France!! :D

And dont get me started on dirty London!!!
 

Astorderire

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Message original : krom1415
We got arrested and were told to leave town by sunrise the next morning.
Didn\'t Sergio Leone make a movie about your adventures in St Tropez?
What the hell were you doing in such a hellish place?
Here is a typical pack of \"gendarmes de St Tropez\" and you can clearly perceive their dangerousity...

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krom1415

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Ha ha ha lol
The gendarmes had blue uniforms on if I remember it was in 1980 so a long time ago. We lived in the South of France for 3 months in a van, lol My friends thought we would get beaten, but I was too young and brave for that, they were OK. It was very funny, for me, not for my friends though:D
 

Infidel Castro

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Krom, your life sounds almost Hollywoodesque lol

If there was a battle I\'d have you at my side, or perhaps just in front of me ;)
 

krom1415

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This is all true, reverend, :D
I must say I\'ve had some great times, thats for sure, it keeps me going now I\'m virtually housebound:D Oh the memories
 
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