Jacking up in the bus station toilets - ADULT THEME! CHILDREN, AVERT YOUR EYES!

[Roger Bunting]

Those paper covers really wouldn\'t have done much good in the toilets at the shopping centre at Perry Barr in Birmingham. Let\'s just say it would have taken a complete refit of the amenities for me to use those.

 

[supervike]

Yeah, there are lots of toilets with disposable paper seat covers around here in the states.

Unfortunately, that is only in the womens restrooms. The men need to fend for themselves I guess...

Note to bathroom attendants...standing is not ALWAYS an option!!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by supervike
Yeah, there are lots of toilets with disposable paper seat covers around here in the states.

Unfortunately, that is only in the womens restrooms. The men need to fend for themselves I guess...

Note to bathroom attendants...standing is not ALWAYS an option!!

:innocent: our butts are a bit more daintier lol

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Avelorn
Honestly the only time I\'ve seen two guys doing heavier drugs \"publically\" was actually in a bathroom in UK too.. They had powdered their noses so to speak..

meh thats quite common. those sorts tnd not to give you a problem though

as for paper seat covers - no such thing in the uk. you have to layer it with bog paper or simply hover!

 

[darkartminiatures]

Why didn\'t you try selling them some real S#$% telling them that you had some top brown...on second thoughts best not since they would only try to mug ya

 

[Legacy Account]

There was a time a few years back when the rozzers were getting called to a corpse a week in Maccy D\'s bogs in Leeds so a member of the West Yorkshire Drug Squad was telling me.

They set a \'Shooting Gallery\' up and this apparently helped to alleviate the problem....

 

[Avelorn]

@Tim: Yeah I know it\'s common everywhere. That\'s why I said \"honestly\". It\'s just I never witnessed the actual process before or after.

... and yes I do go out to clubs and bars occationally when I\'m sure they aren\'t watching. Always disguised though.

 

[Swordwind]

Originally posted by Conclave

Let\'s just write off Wales altogether.

The English have been doing that for centuries

 

[Infidel Castro]

I\'ve not beemn in the Newport or Swansea bogs to be fair, but the thing about the toilets was less to do with hygiene and more to do with soul destroying nature of the place. Complete grimness of the highest order. Nothing to commend the place.

 

[fieldarchy]

Do I need to PM you the story or is it ok to broadcast something like that on here? Though without the supporting photograph some of the humor may be lost. :lol:

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Fieldarchy!!

You have to tell the story now :yes: I\'m curious now, and I will hunt you down lol

I\'m not sure wether to be appauled by the junkies or laugh at your predicament Rev lol You do Spin a cracking yarn my good man :beer:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by reverend
I\'ve not beemn in the Newport or Swansea bogs to be fair, but the thing about the toilets was less to do with hygiene and more to do with soul destroying nature of the place. Complete grimness of the highest order. Nothing to commend the place.

Ahhhh, it\'s a sad day when a bog cannot uplift a man\'s soul, when a quality dump is nowhere to be found. There\'s a bog that I regularly attend, simply because it enlivens me and refreshes me. It always smells of lavender, peach and Dettol. Ahhhhh, now that\'s a bog worthy of a dump, I tell you.

Newport? Isle of Wight\'s Newport? Dunno about the public piss spots there, but the red squirrels don\'t mind if you take a necessary leak against the trees in the forest. They seem to enjoy the show, actually.

 

[Roger Bunting]

No, he means Newport, Wales.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Conclave
Let\'s just write off Wales altogether.

Now then, where would you put the Weevils, plus there is that lovely time/space rift in Cardiff.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol Fieldarchy you can e-mail me it if you want! I care not! I love a good story!

 

[fieldarchy]

Story sent and it\'s all true. I swears it! I still have the email to prove it.

 

[Undave]

Awwww now you have to send it to the rest of us too

 

[stubert]

not nice, i first saw someone jaking up when i was 11 or 12, in there house, and they were in there 40\'s, it was very wired, and from that day i knew i would never touch the stuff. and i think some O.Ded at the end of my road in the street. what can ya do.....stu.....

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
No, he means Newport, Wales.

And I also mean Newport in Gwent, not Newport in Pembs which is the nicest village I\'ve ever been to in West Wales

TBS, forward that story to me!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I shall Rev, your adventures have kept me well entertained and you deserve to be rightly rewarded!

 

[fieldarchy]

Rev, enjoy the story! Please let me know your thoughts. TBS apparently enjoyed it and is now wondering if he has an office culprit too . . .