Jacking up in the bus station toilets - ADULT THEME! CHILDREN, AVERT YOUR EYES!

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fieldarchy

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well is it ok to post a story about catching someone in the act of \"lewd public behavior\"? What about the word masturbation? Is that ok to post or no?

See I\'m just unsure as to whether or not this is a topic deemed ok for a forum considering the hoopla that was kicked up over a pr0n banner
 
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fieldarchy

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Ok . . . here\'s the story . . . has nothing to do with drugs but more the misinterpretation of the thread title when I was first peering into it.

So, I work for a university that is very well known in the states and even parts of the world. We have campuses everywhere. You can probably guess where I work (we are enormous! and very expensive) but I will not release the name.

Anyway, so I now live in Dallas, TX working at our campus here. Before, for about a year I was working at our online campus in Phoenix, AZ. I was working in our Military Division there so everyone I worked with had some sort of military affiliation whether it was as a reservist, vet, spouse of or some other relation (I worked as a military civilian for example).

Anyway, the corporate culture there is very VERY different. Everyone was sleeping with everyone or wanted to at least. There were tons of extra-marital affairs going on, we even had a couple of \"scandals\" going on. The slogan for my division was , What Happens in Military, Stays in Military\".

Well I guess someone just couldn\'t resist the urge to help themselves and the following sign was posted on a men\'s bathroom on corporate letterhead:

Notice to All Employees Utilizing these Facilities

It has come to our attention that someone has been engaging in masturbation in the bathroom stalls. This is in violation of company policy, state and federal laws and health safety regulations.

So, I\'ve summarized the actual sign but that\'s pretty much what it said. Along with if you are caught again you will immediately be terminated, yadda yadda yadda.

so, the first question that comes to mind is WTF?! The second one is, well if this is considered lewd public behavior and it was between the stalls (original wording) then doesn\'t that mean that any time we use the restroom that it\'s lewd public behavior? Or was the person caught out in the open like in the sink area? Was it that \"evidence\" was left behind?

Yeah . . . gotta love my coworkers back in Phoenix.

Anyway, a couple of people here caught wind of what had happened and asked me if I thought it was possible that this was a joke. I told them it\'s possible but not probable. I would put money on the fact that someone is/was doing this. And I could give a guess as to whom. Really isn\'t that hard to figure out.

Anyone else have any stories to share?
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Bill

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Originally posted by reverend
I\'m a virgin.
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Oh yeah? :D

Originally posted by reverend
Pissing on a bloke in a sleeping bag, that\'s got to be a winner lol

I\'m going to push myself to the very limit here now with another beauty. It happens to people, but it\'s timing that makes this funny (and a little close to the bone, so pleae don\'t read on if you want to maintain a basic level of respect for me).

* Filth warning! *


My \'first time\' was a drunken fumble with my future wife and now past wife as we split a few years ago (I\'m strangely monogamous by the way, but that\'s a nother story). I\'ve never been worried arriving at Paddington too soon. Quite the opposite. I had a little anxiety about actually NOT arriving at Paddington if you know what I mean. Actually that\'s wrong - to put it another way I was worried about arriving at Paddington but not dropping off the passengers (this is a marvellous analogy, is it not?).

So, first time, we\'ve done the deed and I was feeling proud as punch but slightly annoyed that I didn\'t achieve the obvious step of off-loading the passengers. I eventually fell asleep and found myself at some point having a dream. In the dream I was doing the deed again and this time the passengers were disembarking as they normally would. I realised what was happening and woke up to find the passengers had used my lady\'s back as a platform, and were making their way to the mattress.

She never knew.

I really think I probably went too far with this truth, but I\'m happy with having got it off my chest :p
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freakinacage

freakinacage

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Originally posted by reverend
Pissing on a bloke in a sleeping bag, that\'s got to be a winner lol

I\'m going to push myself to the very limit here now with another beauty. It happens to people, but it\'s timing that makes this funny (and a little close to the bone, so pleae don\'t read on if you want to maintain a basic level of respect for me).

* Filth warning! *


My \'first time\' was a drunken fumble with my future wife and now past wife as we split a few years ago (I\'m strangely monogamous by the way, but that\'s a nother story). I\'ve never been worried arriving at Paddington too soon. Quite the opposite. I had a little anxiety about actually NOT arriving at Paddington if you know what I mean. Actually that\'s wrong - to put it another way I was worried about arriving at Paddington but not dropping off the passengers (this is a marvellous analogy, is it not?).

So, first time, we\'ve done the deed and I was feeling proud as punch but slightly annoyed that I didn\'t achieve the obvious step of off-loading the passengers. I eventually fell asleep and found myself at some point having a dream. In the dream I was doing the deed again and this time the passengers were disembarking as they normally would. I realised what was happening and woke up to find the passengers had used my lady\'s back as a platform, and were making their way to the mattress.

She never knew.

I really think I probably went too far with this truth, but I\'m happy with having got it off my chest :p
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feck, i don\'t remember that one! roflmao indeed
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Be fair, when she had a drink she was completely comatose. Nothing would wake her. Saying that, being stuck to the blanket...I see your point!
 
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Bill

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Originally posted by reverend
Ach, Bill! Where the devil did you dig up that little beauty from?

I\'m a tad embarrassed now, but also strangely proud! lol
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I remembered it... reading it was slightly traumatic as a young 13 year old, and I haven\'t forgotten since :D I even knew which key words to search under your username to find the post in question :rolleyes:
 
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