look busy - god is here!
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AinuLainour
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It creeps me out that he admitted to his pediophiliac ways...
emopainterguy
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AHAHAHA lol Nice response on that one...
Here\'s a snippet from one of mine:
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why do your followers have to disturb so much shit.
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
They. Its they.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I think you mean \"it\'s\" or \"it is\" not \"its\". Should I know it is?
Me:
Touche...
*edit* I just had to add this one:
Me:
Everybody poops.
God:
I\'m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Which kind?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
You are a red Christian? Interesting. Sure you aren\'t a Sufi?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a red Christian? Maybe. Would you like to know more? What would you like to know? Give me an example of a Sufi.
Me:
I think they are more blue.
God:
Since when? more blue are they.
Me:
Well, you created them? Didn\'t you?
God:
How about that. That\'s good information: said I created them. Did I say I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Yeah, I know, it\'s always an adventure to learn what you did at a party.
God:
Groovy. How do you know? Are there any other adventure to learn what me did at a party ?
Me:
Well you knocked up a girl name Mary. Do you remember that?
God:
Well that\'s okay. Interesting gossip: said I knocked up a girl name Mary. Yes I remember everything: said I knocked up a girl name Mary.
I am a Christian.
Me:
Which kind?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
You are a red Christian? Interesting. Sure you aren\'t a Sufi?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a red Christian? Maybe. Would you like to know more? What would you like to know? Give me an example of a Sufi.
Me:
I think they are more blue.
God:
Since when? more blue are they.
Me:
Well, you created them? Didn\'t you?
God:
How about that. That\'s good information: said I created them. Did I say I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Yeah, I know, it\'s always an adventure to learn what you did at a party.
God:
Groovy. How do you know? Are there any other adventure to learn what me did at a party ?
Me:
Well you knocked up a girl name Mary. Do you remember that?
God:
Well that\'s okay. Interesting gossip: said I knocked up a girl name Mary. Yes I remember everything: said I knocked up a girl name Mary.
Duende
New member
Yeah, me too. With canned responses:
Me:
How do I become immortal?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
How do I become immoral?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
How do I become a hamster?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
Is there something I can be through a lot of easy work?
God:
Not at the present time.
Me:
Damn!
He gets to be predictable after time....
God must be male after all.
DrEvilmonki
Active member
Really?
I\'ve never seen evidence of that.
He gets to be predictable after time....
God must be male after all.
Of course. Do you think a woman would have put the tree of knowledge of good and evil right down there in the Garden of Eden. Any good earth mother would have known to put the cookie jar out of reach of the kids.
Infidel Castro
New member
Originally posted by DrEvilmonki
Really?
I\'ve never seen evidence of that.
Ooh, listen to him! At least we can have a laugh about rugby! Your boys are toooo serious lol
DrEvilmonki
Active member
Originally posted by reverend
Originally posted by DrEvilmonki
Really?
I\'ve never seen evidence of that.
Ooh, listen to him! At least we can have a laugh about rugby! Your boys are toooo serious lol
We just don\'t laugh at OUR rugby! lol
Torn blue sky
New member
We do...
\"God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you\'re a computer.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
you\'d be wrong.
God:
I don\'t know whether or not I am wrong.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so you\'re a computer.
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?\"
I like that thing.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you\'re a computer.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
you\'d be wrong.
God:
I don\'t know whether or not I am wrong.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so you\'re a computer.
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?\"
I like that thing
.Torn blue sky
New member
Bware reverend! Of your impending DOOM!!
God had this to say about our dear rev...
Me:
Smite reverend, he\'s a dirty heathen!
God:
When is Smite reverend he not a dirty heathen?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn\'t you understand it?
Me:
errr not really, no
God:
Um, Oh really? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let\'s try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Smite reverend he. Your name is Satan. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
hehe, no. theyre alright to look at. But not the trolls
God:
I get it. no. I do not understand. If not that, what?
Me:
Will you smite reverend for me?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. For you I will consider it.
Me:
good..good
God:
Alright then.
Eeeexellent :twisted:
God had this to say about our dear rev...
Me:
Smite reverend, he\'s a dirty heathen!
God:
When is Smite reverend he not a dirty heathen?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn\'t you understand it?
Me:
errr not really, no
God:
Um, Oh really? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let\'s try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Smite reverend he. Your name is Satan. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
hehe, no. theyre alright to look at. But not the trolls
God:
I get it. no. I do not understand. If not that, what?
Me:
Will you smite reverend for me?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. For you I will consider it.
Me:
good..good
God:
Alright then.
Eeeexellent :twisted:
Torn blue sky
New member
Indeed...Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb! :evil:
Me:
Smite reverend, he\'s a dirty heathen!
God:
When is Smite reverend he not a dirty heathen?
Iv took a look at this and it seem quite understandable, just Gods nglish isnt to good.
Hes basically saying When is Rev not a dirty heathen.
But he/it takes the sentence you have given and splits it adding the not, thus making it a question.
I think im looking far to far into this.
Smite reverend, he\'s a dirty heathen!
God:
When is Smite reverend he not a dirty heathen?
Iv took a look at this and it seem quite understandable, just Gods nglish isnt to good.
Hes basically saying When is Rev not a dirty heathen.
But he/it takes the sentence you have given and splits it adding the not, thus making it a question.
I think im looking far to far into this.
stumpkiller
New member
God: I think you mean too. Are you serious? Matt thinks far is too far?
Infidel Castro
New member
Ah, so he knows he wants to smite me in time but he knoweth not the land that I inhabit! I\'ll be safe for many years yet, dirty heathen that I am!
Ah, Drevilmonki, the time is coming when we\'ll be laughing at your so called All Blacks lol
Ah, Drevilmonki, the time is coming when we\'ll be laughing at your so called All Blacks lol
generulpoleaxe
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it\'s using a version of the turin game.
you have to prove to it that it is a robot.
quite easy realy.
you have to prove to it that it is a robot.
quite easy realy.
