Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Right, I\'ll get Alice to the castle and then I\'ll return here.

Be sure to wear something warm. We\'re going to Lapland (no Bill, not that kind of lap). You\'re going to learn more about Santa and get to have a sleigh ride with some real reindeer. There\'s also a nice warm cabin with a log fire.

:flip::flip::flip::flip::flip:
I get to see Santa! :bouncy:

How cool! Thanks Roger!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Hey you guys, bring me back an elf and i\'ll takle you to the real Lapland - it\'s a gentlemen\'s club near here where they do traditional international dances of the Lap and Pole origins.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Polish Dancers??? What a novel experience! Count me in! :beer:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Polish Dancers??? What a novel experience! Count me in! :beer:

Actually it\'s mainly women who do the dancing but if you really want to have a go...

 

[Torn blue sky]

But i\'m not polish! I don\'t have even the basest qualifications!
Besides I\'m a man of the realm, I dance for no one! Bring me meat and mead! :twisted:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Open Auditions

Ok boys and girls, it\'s that special time of year and I\'ve decided to open auditions for the Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime (oh yes I have!). This year we will be putting on a special rendition of Sleeping Cinderlocks and the Three Dwarfs in Aladin\'s Cave.

I\'ll be directing and also putting myself forward as Widow Twanky (with a silent T). All other parts are up for grabs (see, it is panto season) so show us what you\'ve got!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: I\'ll try out for the Wicked Witch of the West.....but no dumping houses on me....the last one in OZ hurt and people only got to see my feet.:evil:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'ll be Wishy-Washy. Of course that makes Billy my mum; but you can\'t choose your relatives.

 

[Undave]

I baggsie the genie. Now someone come and rub my er... lamp :twisted:

 

[fieldarchy]

ooh oooh can I try out for Cinderlocks?!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave
I baggsie the genie. Now someone come and rub my er... lamp :twisted:

:innocent: how many wishes will I get if I do

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I\'ll be Wishy-Washy. Of course that makes Billy my mum; but you can\'t choose your relatives.

Erm, I think that technically, you just did ??? I\'m sure Freud would have a field-day with that (and pretty much everything else we get up to around here)

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Undave
I baggsie the genie. Now someone come and rub my er... lamp :twisted:

:innocent: how many wishes will I get if I do

Just count yourself lucky that we weren\'t casting for the Genie of the Ring!

 

[Roger Bunting]

The role chose me, I didn\'t chose it.

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Undave
I baggsie the genie. Now someone come and rub my er... lamp :twisted:

:innocent: how many wishes will I get if I do

If you do you\'ll probably wish you hadn\'t lol

 

[mud duck]

So does this mean that I\'m going to have to try out for the roles of Fumpy, or Postal?

 

[lizcam]

I\'m coming into this late. What parts are left? [size=-2]Why do I have the feeling I\'m going to end up the back end of the underdressed horse?[/size]

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'ll take the role of the charming prince thankyah! It\'s worth it for a kiss at least

 

[Roger Bunting]

Ah, the thing is, traditionally (excluding the celeb-filled pantomimes) the principal male role is played by a woman.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'m in touch with my feminine side! lol

Just call me an insatiable lesbian!