Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

lizcam

lizcam

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Before I get stuck as the horse\'s ass I need to know who the front half will be to make sure the view will be good. I need photos to choose my front half! :moon:
 
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Undave

Flockwit
I think flatulent Bob the dunnikindiver has expressed some interest in the part of the front end. I\'ve heard tell he\'s on an all sprout diet just so he can fit into the costume.
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Couldn\'t Meg play the front part of a topless centaur? I think we could all enjoy that to some degree, I\'ll even volunteer as the \"ass\" end of it. \'Punishment\' for the suggestion.:D
 
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Roger Bunting

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There must be a better role for Liz? One of the dwarfs? The wicked stepmother? No, can\'t see Liz as that, at least not wicked in that sense. Fairy godmother?
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
There must be a better role for Liz? One of the dwarfs? The wicked stepmother? No, can\'t see Liz as that, at least not wicked in that sense. Fairy godmother?
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Do you think she has any experience handling wands?
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
There must be a better role for Liz? One of the dwarfs? The wicked stepmother? No, can\'t see Liz as that, at least not wicked in that sense. Fairy godmother?
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Do you think she has any experience handling wands?
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Just possibly I can give Miss Pony a run for her money in that department. Let Meg and Jesterz be the horse. I\'ll handle wands.

[size=-2]I\'m purposly avoiding bringing attention to the implied use of the term wand that Billy made because I think the referrence is beneith me![/size]
 
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azcrwr

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You are a woman of great restraint Liz! Of course, all of our dirty little minds are thinking of the responses that we KNOW you had ready at your dainty fingertips!!


Can I be Puss in Boots??!! I play a VERY good kitty, I\'m told.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D I didn\'t want to start a new thread

SO

By the power invested in me I proclaim upon CMON Land all are Honorary Pagans today.............. Bright Yule and let the wassailing begin!! :drunk::drunk::drunk::flip:
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D I didn\'t want to start a new thread

SO

By the power invested in me I proclaim upon CMON Land all are Honorary Pagans today.............. Bright Yule and let the wassailing begin!! :drunk::drunk::drunk::flip:
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Does the wassailing ever actually stop round here? Well I\'ll raise a glass of spiced mulberry wine and hoist my wassails up another notch just for you ;) :beer:
 
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Roger Bunting

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Wassaile the trees, that they may beare
You many a Plum and many a Peare:
For more or lesse fruits they will bring,
As you do give them Wassailing
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Wassaile the trees, that they may beare
You many a Plum and many a Peare:
For more or lesse fruits they will bring,
As you do give them Wassailing
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:D Thank you Roger for the lovely poem........

come on people, feel your inner Pagan lol;)





If you use a ‘Rhett and Scarlet kissing as Atlanta Burns behind them’
print as your Beltane fire ritual invitation…

If your may pole is held upright in a spare tire....

If all your circles are triangular because ya flat out refuse
to call the North quarter…

If your altar has ANY pictures, statues or crocheted dolls of Elvis…

If your chalice is a Mason jar…

If your tarot cards are baseball cards of the
Atlanta Braves starting lineup...

If for ritual cakes and ale, you serve Little Debbies and Budweiser…

If You carry your ritual staff in your trucks gun rack….

If The bell on your altar was once worn by a farm animal…

If your altar cloth is camouflaged...

If your ritual robe has a white pointed hood…

If Your response to \"Blessed Be\" has ever been \"Hay\'ell yeah!\"…

If You found that a \'possum was your familiar, but you
still hunt ‘em….

If you have ever used a cigarette during a ritual because
the convenience store was out of wintergreen inscence...

If You have ever considered doing a love spell on livestock…

If your ritual candles are snuff scented…

If you change into your clogging shoes for your spiral dance…

If You have ever called the quarters by hollerin’
\"Hey y\'all watch this!\"…

If you have ever dismissed the quarters by hollerin’
“Y’all come back now, ya hear?”…

If your Athame is a bowie knife….

If your favorite ritual chant is “I’ve got friends in low places…”…..

If you covenstead has wheels….

If you have a replica of Stonehenge made out of bales of Hay
in your back yard….

If you call Her ‘Ole Ma Nature’…..

If you have ever said ‘is it hot enough for ya’ during a sweat lodge….

If you have ever slipped up and hollered ‘Yeah boys’ instead of
‘So mote it be.’…

If your altar to the Horned one is your hunting
trophy and taxidermy collection….

If you have a coon dawg named Aphrodite…

If you have ever made a yule log cake out of moonpies…
(actually this is the quickest and easiest ‘recipe’ for a
Yule log cake…you lay them in a ‘roll’ and ice with
chocolate icing and spinkle with powered sugar snow’)

If your familiar is a chicken named Daisy Duke…
(or a chicken named anything else for that matter…)

If your altar pentacle is a photo of John Wayne\'s star
on the Hollywood \"Walk Of Fame\".....

If you have ‘so mess it be’ carved on the door of your out house….

If you have a tribal tattoo of Celtic knot Letters
that spell out ‘Nascar.’

If you worship The Father Sun God by installing a tanning bed
in your trailer…

If you buy your ritual wine at the same store where you buy your bait….

If you are kin with everyone in your coven….

If your wand is the part you sawed off your shotgun…

If your book of shadows has a needlepoint of the rebel flag
with all the stars as Pentagrams on the cover….

If ‘out yonder’ is how you give directions to your circle.

If you have ever held a seance in order to contact Dale Earnhart

If your ever used fried chicken leg as a wand…

If your outside circle has a hay bale representing North……
If your outside circle has an old air conditioner representing East……
If your outside circle has a rusty Bar-B-Q Grill representing South……
If your outside circle has a dead washing machine representing West……
If your outside circle has a still representing Spirit……

If your ritual attire is overalls and a flannel shirt and a
straw hat with a pentacle painted on it……
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Well, I start my perilous journey to the frozen wastes soon to be reunited with Mrs and Baby Bulp and spend Christmas with the in-laws again. So I\'ll not be around much over the next week. Hopefully you\'ll all settle on your panto roles and get your costumes sorted out and we\'ll start the show at New Year. I\'ve already got dibs on my favourite panto line - from Cinderalla \"I do delcare the Prince\'s balls get bigger every year!\" - everything else is up for grabs.

If I don\'t get back in before, have a great Christmas everyone :beer:
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Merry Christmas to you Billy...stay safe



here\'s a damn cute group of minis...... I like it when someone takes that extra step to move something from the usual to the unusual.....

http://www.coolminiornot.com/177625
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
I\'ll hold down the fort while you\'re gone Billy. All except Tuesday which is my day off, Christmas and I hope Roger and I have a standing date for that day. I really enjoyed Lapland and want to see where he\'ll take me next.

Be safe! Come back in one piece.
 
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Roger Bunting

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I thought you may be wanting to spend your birthday with Mr. C. (nope, still can\'t get Happy Days out of my head when I read that).

However, if it\'s a date you want with me, then maybe we could go down to Argentina and learn the Argentine Tango.
 
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