Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
<yelling over the din of several tv\'s, games, music, shouting and general rowdyness>

Boys! Can you keep it down?

Ms Pony and I are trying to recover from a wild night with the Chippendale dancers. :drunk: :moon: :drunk:

Who\'s playing/played who and who\'s winning/won? Did the bookie make it by and who won how much on the betting? Is there any of that hangover cure left?

Excuse me while I visit the ladies

<runs off with hand over mouth>


:(:cry::(:cry: the Chippendale’s manager called......we have to give the boys back, finders keepers doesn’t apply with their dancers.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:(:cry::(:cry: the Chippendale’s manager called......we have to give the boys back, finders keepers doesn’t apply with their dancers.

I\'m done with them anyway. Biff must have a hollow leg. Never get into a drinking contest with him. And Bruce and Lance like each other too much. Some of my iilusions have been shattered. :cry:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
Now picture Billy and I singing it to each other. lol

After we sing we can then turn to this.

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by lizcam
So! Chppendale\'s for tonight! Hmmmm, need booze (check) snacks (check) towels (check) extra gstrings (check) music..........

oh crap......

I need music! I didn\'t book the band! Now what?
Well, I hereby offer this up as the official Mancave anthem...

This is for all of you guys :beer:
I was thinking of you EB ;) and I think your vid pretty much sums up the direction we should be taking this place. So TBS, we\'d like to order about a dozen trampolines and 3-4 dozen cheerleaders to keep them bouncy :flip:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
You guys should listen to Billy. He is a genius.

Now...What about those cheerleaders on trampolines?
Ah, you\'re a man of taste and discernment, I see we\'re goin to make great neighbours. And the best things about cheerleaders is that they are totally indestructable - I saw it on a documentary the other night - so no need to worry about the trampolines flounting health and safety regs.
 

mud duck

New member
I thought the general contractors sound proofed the walls in this joint? Can\'t be pissing off the neighbors and having the coppers show up every other hour with noise complains. The bribe bin is only so big ;)
 

lizcam

New member
<sigh> It\'s a good thing that everything in here is on back order for replacements. Ubie is jealous. Next time he swings by, stear him into the chair over there and slap that virtual reality helmet on him. It;s got the transformers movie done so that he can feel like he\'s actually PART of the the acton. I think he\'ll be happy.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
<sigh> It\'s a good thing that everything in here is on back order for replacements. Ubie is jealous. Next time he swings by, stear him into the chair over there and slap that virtual reality helmet on him. It;s got the transformers movie done so that he can feel like he\'s actually PART of the the acton. I think he\'ll be happy.

:rolleyes: humm...Uber running amuck, let me swing over to the Bar and get my Tran Gun... .twitching the nipple on the statue of a Nymph which opens the secret door leading to the tunnel that heads to Bar and other places.lol:p
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by lizcam
<sigh> It\'s a good thing that everything in here is on back order for replacements. Ubie is jealous. Next time he swings by, stear him into the chair over there and slap that virtual reality helmet on him. It;s got the transformers movie done so that he can feel like he\'s actually PART of the the acton. I think he\'ll be happy.

:rolleyes: humm...Uber running amuck, let me swing over to the Bar and get my Tran Gun... .twitching the nipple on the statue of a Nymph which opens the secret door leading to the tunnel that heads to Bar and other places.lol:p

She\'s dig tunnels to just about anywhere, wouldn\'t she? :rolleyes:
 

Undave

Flockwit
Well I\'m assuming Ubes doesn\'t want anything from the mini exchange as he hasn\'t returned my PM yet. I was only mildly offensive in it as well :(
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
Well I\'m assuming Ubes doesn\'t want anything from the mini exchange as he hasn\'t returned my PM yet. I was only mildly offensive in it as well :(

Poor Undave. Here, let\'s get you a good beer (dark or lite?) and a recliner by the fire. I have a 300 if you want me to pop it in and I\'ll run get you a pannini. Turkey ok? I\'m sure once Ubies meds are stabalized again he\'ll get back to you.
 

Undave

Flockwit
I\'ll have a big mug of scrumpy and a bag of pork scratchings please. I\'ve seen 300, have we got anything a little more cerebral? Like Hot Fuzz?
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
I\'ll have a big mug of scrumpy and a bag of pork scratchings please. I\'ve seen 300, have we got anything a little more cerebral? Like Hot Fuzz?

We have just about everything. Here\'s the list, your drink and a big bag of rinds (scratchings). I have flavored ones if you\'d prefer them. The BBQ are really good, actually. Here\'s a bag of those as well, just in case. Mind if I join you? I haven\'t sat and watched a movie in forever. Too busy.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
Feel free as long as you don\'t keep stopping it to ask me what\'s going on. Why is it women do that?

I can figure out what\'s going on in a movie all by my lonesome, thank you very much! I hate it when people do that too. Popcorn?
 

Roger Bunting

New member
There\'s no need to replace anything in here. As I mentioned before, I sent Uber to the wrong address. Peter Stringfellow will be looking for his furniture.
 
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