Mancave\'s First Annual Pantomime

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Undave

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He is set upon by three Thugly Sisters who kidnap him and take him back to their secret cave where they ransom him off to the highest bidder who just happens to be...
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by Undave
He is set upon by three Thugly Sisters who kidnap him and take him back to their secret cave where they ransom him off to the highest bidder who just happens to be...
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MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Slightly cuter version of himself! Disgruntled by the whole ordeal he sends for the palace guard to take the \"ass\" with the wands away!
\"As you were... Calm yourself witch! Lechnousness is not tolerated in the street!\" . He turns about and saunters back up to the palace when...
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Meanwhile, the wand seller breaks free of the guards just as the prince is being kidnapped and shouts, \"Hark! They have taken your prince to auction him off to the highest bidder! You must save him! Recruit help! I will arm them with nice, stiff, thick wands one and all!\"

The guards look at each other, grin, wink and line up to find the prince, followed by...........
 
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nick232

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they point there new wands at the prince...
\'advada kadavara\'
\'....... aw man!\'
<takes deep breath> and dies........
 
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uberdark

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The last thing he says is \"wait i\'m not dead yet.\"
and then as this happens a lone glue stick walks into the room and
 
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Undave

Flockwit
And shouts \"Stick em up! Nobody gives me any stick or you\'ll all come to a stickier end than the time Sticky the stick insect got stuck to a sticky bun!\" :eek:

Fortunately the nefarious gluesticks dastardly adhesive plan becomes unstuck when...
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Undave
And shouts \"Stick em up! Nobody gives me any stick or you\'ll all come to a stickier end than the time Sticky the stick insect got stuck to a sticky bun!\" :eek:

Fortunately the nefarious gluesticks dastardly adhesive plan becomes unstuck when...
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The wand seller trips again, falls on her back with her legs in the air, hand pointed at the glue stick and *POOF* the glue stick turns into a.....
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
....almost unnoticed the front end of a stately horse saunter onto the stage. Drawing the attention of the Witch, the Mlikman and the Candlestick maker.
All three do an exxaggerated double take between the Wand seller and the Stately Stallion, as he walks over to the Wand Seller, leans over to plant a kiss on the sellers lips and *POOF* in a cloud of odd colored smoke the two disappear. As the smoke clears the Wand Seller stands on 2 human feet and the Stallion is whole again, though strangely no longer a Stallion, but a MARE!!!

With a lilting whinny he/she prances off after the kidnaped prince.

The bewildered Wand Seller shares a confused look with the Witch, the Half-Eaten Stud Muffin (HESM) and the Candlestick Maker.
After a moment they come to the realization that......
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
it smells like spoiled milk to them.
And with that realization, the three of them donned their foil hats and ........
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Were beamed away by some odd light in the sky.

Meanwhile the newly restored wand seller sways gracefully on stagewith a smile on her face followed by a string of yowelling male cats who are attracted to her because of her.......
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by lizcam
Were beamed away by some odd light in the sky.

Meanwhile the newly restored wand seller sways gracefully on stagewith a smile on her face followed by a string of yowelling male cats who are attracted to her because of her.......
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...faintly fishy odour? \"Oh I don\'t know,\" huffs Widow T\'Wanky, \"this isn\'t getting my laundry done. Where\'s Wishy Washy and Aladin? They\'re supposed to be going through my underwear this morning! I\'ve got terrible piles...

...of dirty laundry!!! Ooh, you lot have filthy minds. Now the Prince has gone and got himself kidnapped and we need someone brave and gorgeous to find him.\" Cue c-list celebrity who once appeared on The Bill, Casualty or as someone\'s cousin on Eastenders for 2 episodes in the 1990s to rapturous applause...
 
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Roger Bunting

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<A young man walks on the stage holding what looks like a white blanket>

Oh mother! I\'ve washed your underwear.

<He unflods the blanket to reveal a very, very, very large pair of frilly pants.>
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Widow T\'Wanky grabs the pants and struggles into them, \"Oooh Ive hadf enough of feeling the benefits today\" she says. As she finally gets them on smoke starts pouring from underneath her skirts. The widow starts running arround in panic yelling for a cute fireman. A figure slowly coalesces out of the smoke and in a booming voice proclaims;
\"I AM THE GENIE OF THE PANTS, AND I WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES!\"

\"although I\'m all out of twelve inch pianists just so you know.....\"
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Undave
Widow T\'Wanky grabs the pants and struggles into them, \"Oooh Ive hadf enough of feeling the benefits today\" she says. As she finally gets them on smoke starts pouring from underneath her skirts. The widow starts running arround in panic yelling for a cute fireman. A figure slowly coalesces out of the smoke and in a booming voice proclaims;
\"I AM THE GENIE OF THE PANTS, AND I WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES!\"

\"although I\'m all out of twelve inch pianists just so you know.....\"
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\"Ooh, you\'re a big improvement on that Genie of the Ring I had to deal with before I put them on. Now first wish... I wish these pants had something tall, dark and handsome in\"...
 
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mud duck

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\"Poof\" your wish is granted. As a keg of Gunniess Stout apprears in the shorts, and nearly falling on a couple of toes.
 
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