sivousplay
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\"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with guns, and those who dig ... you dig.\"
jim
Movie Quotes
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\"There are two kinds of people in this world, those with guns, and those who dig ... you dig.\"
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GunjiNoKanrei
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\"When it\'s time to shoot, shoot don\'t talk.\"
\"What is it with this chick, she got beer flavoured nipples or something?\"
Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You\'ve burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won\'t see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
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Jack Sparrow: I\'ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there\'s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it\'s not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I\'ve seen it.
Mullroy: You\'ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven\'t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You\'ve seen a ship with black sails that\'s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that\'s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn\'t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you\'re telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there\'s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won\'t see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
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Jack Sparrow: I\'ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there\'s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it\'s not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I\'ve seen it.
Mullroy: You\'ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven\'t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You\'ve seen a ship with black sails that\'s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that\'s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn\'t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you\'re telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there\'s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Tom Sawyer You missed a spot!
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NecroN
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From my favourte two moveis (R rated)
\"Who is Kaiser Soze!?!?\"
And the best dialoge in a movie to date IMHO:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol\' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol\' time. But, you\'ve got your parties muddled up. There\'s no pussy here, just a dose that\'ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You\'re shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you\'ve got \"replica\" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I\'ve got \"Desert Eagle point 5 0\" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
\"Who is Kaiser Soze!?!?\"
And the best dialoge in a movie to date IMHO:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol\' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol\' time. But, you\'ve got your parties muddled up. There\'s no pussy here, just a dose that\'ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You\'re shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you\'ve got \"replica\" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I\'ve got \"Desert Eagle point 5 0\" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
sivousplay
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ok ... for some reason i stated thinking of quentin (r-rated ... could it be otherwise w/ QT?)
\"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?\"
and
\"Let\'s not start sucking each others\' d*cks just yet.\"
jim
\"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?\"
and
\"Let\'s not start sucking each others\' d*cks just yet.\"
jim
On that note, the line that gets me every time is:
JULES
You\'re gettin\' ready to blow? I\'m a mushroom-cloud-layin\'
motherf-----, motherf-----! Every time my fingers touch brain
I\'m \"SUPERFLY T.N.T,\" I\'m the \"GUNS OF NAVARONE.\"
IFC has been playing Pulp Fiction all month at night.
Godlikebuthumble
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\"Where are we going?\"
\"Mexico.\"
\"What is in Mexico?\"
\"Mexicans.\"
\"Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?\"
\"Bastard\'s up there...\"
\"You hurt? You\'re bleeding, man!\"
\"Got no time to bleed.\"
\"Oh. Ok...\"
And far too many to type down...
\"Mexico.\"
\"What is in Mexico?\"
\"Mexicans.\"
\"Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?\"
\"Bastard\'s up there...\"
\"You hurt? You\'re bleeding, man!\"
\"Got no time to bleed.\"
\"Oh. Ok...\"
And far too many to type down...
ipaintminis
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\"AS YOU WISH!!!!\"-princess bride
\"and now for something completely different\" same title ANFSCD
\"Its a N(Bell Rings)\"What?\"\"I said its a N(bell rings\"- Blazing Saddles
\"We are going to need a S%^! load of dimes\"-Blazing Saddles
\"A wead wose how womantic\" -blazing saddles...
so many more, ill post when my family and i remember them....
\"and now for something completely different\" same title ANFSCD
\"Its a N(Bell Rings)\"What?\"\"I said its a N(bell rings\"- Blazing Saddles
\"We are going to need a S%^! load of dimes\"-Blazing Saddles
\"A wead wose how womantic\" -blazing saddles...
so many more, ill post when my family and i remember them....
darthfoley
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\'There\'s nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others\'.
\'You people...if there isn\'t a Charlton Heston movie about it it\'s not worth knowing, is it?\'
\'You people...if there isn\'t a Charlton Heston movie about it it\'s not worth knowing, is it?\'
Dr Evil: \"Welcome to my submarine. It\'s long and hard and full of seamen.\" (or something along those lines)
This one is not a movie, but I love that quote:
Mr Burns, filling out a form: \"Cause of parents\' death: Got in my way.\"
\"This woman uglier than my first wife!\"
\"True.\"
\"Wait! This woman even uglier than my fist camel![/]\"
\"Idiot! Your first wife WAS camel!\"
Now a last one with a little story. This is actually the story that made me decide never to watch a porno movie.
It was late at night and some friends and I were sitting around, being overly masculine. We decided to rent a movie. I took a nice splatter movie and a friend of mine took a porno (called \"Butt teens 4\", which I already found rather disturbing). I wanted to watch the splatter first, but my friends wanted to watch the porno. OK, I agreed. That thing began with the following dialogue, translated German - English in the most careful manner as to preserve its deeper meaning and social issues it adresses.
Woman: \"Want a glass water.\"
Man: \"First f*ck.\"
Woman: \"Makes sense.\"
At that moment, I just timed out and went to sleep, waking up just in time to see the splatter movie. It was the first and last porno I have ever watched in my life. I did not see much, but that was more than enough.
And when my dear friends are drunk, this quote can be heard echoing over the lawn....
This one is not a movie, but I love that quote:
Mr Burns, filling out a form: \"Cause of parents\' death: Got in my way.\"
\"This woman uglier than my first wife!\"
\"True.\"
\"Wait! This woman even uglier than my fist camel![/]\"
\"Idiot! Your first wife WAS camel!\"
Now a last one with a little story. This is actually the story that made me decide never to watch a porno movie.
It was late at night and some friends and I were sitting around, being overly masculine. We decided to rent a movie. I took a nice splatter movie and a friend of mine took a porno (called \"Butt teens 4\", which I already found rather disturbing). I wanted to watch the splatter first, but my friends wanted to watch the porno. OK, I agreed. That thing began with the following dialogue, translated German - English in the most careful manner as to preserve its deeper meaning and social issues it adresses.
Woman: \"Want a glass water.\"
Man: \"First f*ck.\"
Woman: \"Makes sense.\"
At that moment, I just timed out and went to sleep, waking up just in time to see the splatter movie. It was the first and last porno I have ever watched in my life. I did not see much, but that was more than enough.
And when my dear friends are drunk, this quote can be heard echoing over the lawn....
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provoke_me
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quoters
a missed Evil Dead quote: \" Hail to the king baby\"
and others
\"welly welly well\"
\"hello Clarice\" ( is that how you spell her name?)
\"mongo only pawn in game of life\"
\"we cant stop here, its bat country\" and many more from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. pretty much the whole script.
a missed Evil Dead quote: \" Hail to the king baby\"
and others
\"welly welly well\"
\"hello Clarice\" ( is that how you spell her name?)
\"mongo only pawn in game of life\"
\"we cant stop here, its bat country\" and many more from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. pretty much the whole script.
\"Remove head from Sphincter, then drive!\"
Same movie as last quote
Same movie as last quote
