Movie Quotes

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t_haye2

Guest
Bethany: What\'s he like?

Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He\'s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There\'s nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.

Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven?

Metatron: The way I understand it, it\'s mostly a joke down here, too.

lollollollollol
 
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vincegamer

Active member
I don\'t remember this exactly, but it\'s the only thing I really remember about the movie:

\"we\'re going to go get the bad guys then we\'re going to come back here and eat raw fish off of naked ladies!\"
 
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Gypsy

New member
\"And while you guys are draggin\' your candy asses halfway across the state and back I\'ll be waitin\' for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.\"

\"You use your left hand or your right hand for that?\"

lol
 
freakinacage

freakinacage

Well-known member
blade: some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate up hill

cousin avi - why do they call him the bullet dodger?
tony - because he dodges bullets avi.

ahh mishter powersh, you are looking toit, toit like a toiger
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
What about Bob
Roses are red, violets are blue, I\'m a schizophrenic and so am I.

Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain\'t never seen a donkey fly!

I\'m a donkey on the edge!

This\'ll be fun. We\'ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning ... I\'m making waffles!

That’s a nice bolder

Dead Poets Society
We\'re not laughing at you - we\'re laughing near you.

Hook
You\'re a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don\'t know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you\'re a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don\'t know who my mother was; I\'m an orphan and I\'ve never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Eat what? There\'s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this!

Dumb & Dumber
She wrote me a \'dear-john\' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don\'t know... I wasn\'t really paying attention.

Bring It On
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded

The Matrix
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Blazing Saddles
Mongo only pawn... in game of life

The Princess Bride
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dwaem within a dweam.

It\'s possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It\'s conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass. I\'m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength again after all

Holy Grail
I\'m not about to call you king just because some wattery tart handed you a sword...
 
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Greymane

New member
In tribute

\"I could have been a contender\"

\"One day and that day may never come I will call on you to do me a service, until then consider this a gift on my daughters wedding day\"
 
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sivousplay

New member
Originally posted by Evil Dave
Every Keanau Reeves movie.....
\"Woah\"
Click to expand...

Well, every \"great\" entertainer needs a catch-phrase that identifies them. I think you\'ve hit the nail on the head here.

jim
 
No Such Agency

No Such Agency

New member
\"This you know, the years travel fast. And time after time, I\'ve done the Tell. But this ain\'t one \'body\'s Tell. It\'s the Tell of us all. And you gotta listen it, and \'member, \'cuz what you hears today, you gotta tell the newborn tomorrow. I was lookin\' behind us now. Into history, back. I see those of us that got the luck and started the haul for home. And I \'members how it led us here and how we was heartful \'cuz we\'d seen what there once was. One look, and we knew we\'d got it straight. Those who had gone before had the knowin\' and doin\' of things beyond our reckonin\'. Even beyond our dreamin\'. Time counts and keeps countin\'. And we knows now, finding the trick of what\'s been and lost ain\'t no easy ride. But that\'s our track. We gotta travel it, and there ain\'t nobody knows where it\'s gonna lead. Still, in all, every night we does the Tell, so that we \'member who we was, and where we came from. But most of all, we \'members the man who finded us, him that came the salvage. And we lights the city, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there, \'cuz we knows, there\'ll come a night when they sees the distant light, and they\'ll be comin\' home.\"
 
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Evil Dave

New member
\"What? WHAT? that was f---ing lame!\"

-Evil Dave at the end of Episode I, II, and the last Matrix movie

Sink the God Da-- ship already.
-Evil Dave at the halfway point through Titantic
 
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Mngwa

New member
Billy Clanton-\"I bet he\'s seein\' double.\"

Doc Holiday-\"I have two guns, one for each of you.\"

and

\"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.\"
 
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LavronYor

Member
pulpy

\"what are you lookin at friend?\"
\" I ain\'t your friend\"
\"what did you say?\"
\" you heard me.... punchy\"
 
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SaxonAngel

nada
This is so personal. Methinks.

Untouchables (which is really a terrible, but entertaining film):

Jimmy Malone (Sean Connery): You want to get Capone? Here\'s how you get him:
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That\'s the Chicago way!\"

Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis): \"I see your schwartz is as big as mine...\"

History of the world part one:
\"Hey Oedipus you mother f****!\"


Guard:\" Milady you have to pick an escort for tonight\"
Roman Empress , looking down a line of exposed guards. \"Yes!, Yes, yes, NO!, Yes, no, Oh my!, Yes, no no...
[not entirely accurate there]


My absolute favorite quote is from the classic film, Blues Brothers.

Elwood Blues: \"We\'re on a mission from God.\"

:innocent:
 
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Baltius

New member
With a bad french accent

\"Run away you english pig dog knights or I will taunt you a second time.\"

Make sure to pronounce the k, n and g in knights
 
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