Here are a few of my favorites:
Major Strasser: \"What is your nationality, Mr. Blaine?\"
Rick Blaine: \"I am a drunkard.\"
From the same movie:
Major Strasser: \"What brings you to Casablanca, Mr. Blaine?\"
Rick Blaine: \"I came here for the waters\"
Renault: \"Waters? Casablanca is in the middle of the desert.\"
Rick Blaine: \"I was misinformed...\"
Also from the same movie:
Renault: \"I\'m SHOCKED, SHOCKED that there is gambling going on here!\"
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General Sternwood: \"I see you\'ve met my youngest daughter.\"
Phillip Marlowe: \"Yeah. She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up.\"
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Maid: \"There are ten men at the door to see you!\"
Mae West: \"Oh? Well tell one of them to go home. I\'m tired.\"
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Mae West: \"How tall are you, handsome?\"
Handsome man: \"Six feet and seven inches.\"
Mae West: \"Well, forget about the six feet. Tell me about the seven inches.\"
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Rufus T. Firefly: \"I\'ll defend this woman\'s honor to the last! (Which is more than SHE ever did...)\"
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Flunky: \"How do I know you won\'t kill me?\"
Eddie Dane: \"Because if I killed you and then found out you were lying, then I wouldn\'t get to kill you THEN, now would I?\"
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The wisdom of Sam Goldwyn:
\"Why, a verbal contract isn\'t worth the paper it\'s printed on!\"
\"What we need are some NEW cliches!\"
\"Two words: Im-possible\"
\"Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist oughta have his head examined\"
\"Include me out.\"
Enjoy...
