Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[Roger Bunting]

Some people just don\'t like others to be happy. My brother-in-law knows people (well, football hooligans, including a handful of genuine psychos). I could get him to arrange some to be sent with the lynch mob.

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - interesting. More fallout I take it. Ah well I guess its time to round up the boys, get a posse together and go have a bit of a discussion with this individual.

:flame:Boys! hell add the Freak Bar Ladies to that posse.... TH !! fetch my baseball bat with the rusty spikes...........

:cussing:

Boys is more of a mindset than a gender, trust me.???

 

[mud duck]

Okies I\'ve got my googles. Hey Meg, stand in front of the big X over here my the dartboard? Where\'s Duff? Something tells me that this is going to me messy. Oh and someone put Fluffy and Cuddles in the basement. Don\'t think I like the idea of ice cream duck on the menu.....

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by mud duck
Okies I\'ve got my googles. Hey Meg, stand in front of the big X over here my the dartboard? Where\'s Duff? Something tells me that this is going to me messy. Oh and someone put Fluffy and Cuddles in the basement. Don\'t think I like the idea of ice cream duck on the menu.....

Duck, darling, what are you talking about? ???

 

[Thunderhawker]

Hey Pony, here\'s the bat but I got rid of the rusty nails, the cats keep stepping on them. I put railroad spikes in instead and put it in a nice new case for you.

 

[mud duck]

Well the \"Divas of Cuteness\" need the ice cream cannon that we\'ve got stored in the backroom. To take care of some \'business\', you know. So I figgered a test firing would be in order.

 

[mud duck]

No ROCKY ROAD! Let\'s start with some like the stuff the Dairy Queen uses.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker
Hey Pony, here\'s the bat but I got rid of the rusty nails, the cats keep stepping on them. I put railroad spikes in instead and put it in a nice new case for you.

thats my Mop Boy..pat on cheek (guess ) love the case, real demon leather

Ice cream? I was kind of think of filling it with tennis balls so Fluffy could play catch.. but if Duck wants to spread his wittle wings go ahead lol

 

[Sand Rat]

I\'d be careful of that stuff in the basement - some of it doesn\'t like being handled.

 

[ipaintminis]

so i was going through all my old pictures and ran across something from ages ago (fourm years)

this is from when Markus re-modeled the freak bar...I got a chuckle and i thought some of the older members here might as well

 

[airhead]

yes, and we have an upstairs studio and a basement, but I\'m not sure whats down there. Pool and sand box out back.

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
so i was going through all my old pictures and ran across something from ages ago (fourm years)

this is from when Markus re-modeled the freak bar...I got a chuckle and i thought some of the older members here might as well

I think it was Ms Wiccanpony in the Lounge with the candlestick.

Did I win?

 

[Roger Bunting]

No, her weapon of choice is a tin opener, if you\'re in a suit of armour. Better not let Donna find out about Queenoftheunifrogs\' own knight in shining armour and the rest of their group.

 

[fieldarchy]

alright ducky, duffers is in the kitchen waiting to clean up the ice cream from our test run. Then well pelt people in the open areas of the bar and start a . . . . . . . .




FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

 

[mud duck]

Let\'s see here, Mustard Gun (ah al KND) check
Pizza shooter, check
egg catapult, check (just put new rubber bands on it)
cream pies, lets see 200, check
carrot crossbow, nope =P can\'t find the dip to go with it, damn!
Fort of Invulnerability, behind the bar, check
Fluffy, Tiddles, Cuddles, and Killer (and let\'s not forget Duffers) waiting in the wings to \'clean\' the place up. Tongue bathes for everyone! Check and check.
Goggles on.
Ok Meg. On mine command, cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

 

[wiccanpony]

now look what you all have done!........Fluffy was so excited that he jumped up & down and started an earthquake in the midwest, not to mention the pee lake that is on the floor!! quick someone throw Killer a life vest!!!!lol

 

[fieldarchy]

HAVOC

 

[Bubba]

Great Ceaser\'s Ghost & Holy Animal House!

What in the name the FSM is going on here?

Someone punt that duck with the catapult out the door and get these animals were they belong. This is starting to look like my old Howard the Duck comics.

All we need now is a barbarian aardvark.



Ms. Knees, great to see you again. Love the new outfit. Has anyone seen our artist to do a proper portrait?

 

[fieldarchy]

well I don\'t have a barbarian aardvark but I do have the dreaded Military Aardvark of Doom!!!!

 

[Bubba]

Oh, great, a Cerebus wantabe.

Let me guess, he uses a claymore?