Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[ipaintminis]

Originally posted by Bubba
All we need now is a barbarian aardvark.



Ms. Knees, great to see you again. Love the new outfit. Has anyone seen our artist to do a proper portrait?

Wheres Primevil when you need him

and no, i\'ve only been around a few days as of late mr. bubba sir...but I found a duplicate of my old outfit in the back

does this meet our new code regulations?

 

[fieldarchy]

Bubba he uses no claymore . . . in fact his attach is using his cute watery eyes to slow soldiers who stop to go \"awwww\" and then he attacks with his razor sharp aardvark teeth!

(do aardvark have teeth?)

Oh and he also uses his squeakin\' abilities to scare people.

(this was a project called pimp your aardvark. You sign up, someone sponsers you, you get two dog toy aardvarks in the mail to pimp out. This one was mine!).

 

[mud duck]

Russen fussen.....
Just start a goodly bit of havoc and in comes the law.....:cussing:

Well atleast I don\'t have to clean up. hehehe.

Oh Mop boy!:twisted::twisted:

 

[fieldarchy]

when did law ever exist here ducky?

 

[Thunderhawker]

And allow me to add, You are a few posts away from ordering the Mop Boy about.

 

[mud duck]

Well.... Yes. That\'s technically true, but.....

Ah screw it! Here have a pie!
[flinging a cream pie at Thunderhawker]

Meg! If you please fire up the ice cream cannon! Full Broadsides on the the Orange One!
HAHA!
HAVOC!!!!!

 

[Sand Rat]

HAVOC AND WARREE!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

Wow!!! look at the \"Mess\"




sooo who won the food fight


and why is Killer stuck to the ceiling

 

[Thunderhawker]

* Walks in with power washer*

Everybody OUT!

With this and a few Chamois cloths I got this. And BTW Duck-boy your aim sucks - you hit Bubba!

 

[Bubba]

OH NO! YOU DIDNT!!


Tonights menu will be DUCK ala orange

followed by

Duck soup

with egg rolls and duck sauce for desert.

Fluffy, fetch the nice little ducky and take him out back to the BBQ.

 

[Thunderhawker]

Okay everything is all clean-- waitaminute - WTF!?!? Where did all these feathers come from?

 

[lizcam]

So, only have a few minutes. I\'ll take the special, Bubba and a nice lager to wash it down.

What is the special and who had a pillow fight in here?

 

[Thunderhawker]

Hope you like water fowl liz.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Drinks all round to celebrate the Cmon victories at Salute :beer::beer::beer::beer::drunk:

 

[lizcam]

Congrats everyone! I\'m proud of all of you! WAMP forever!

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'ll raise my glass to the folks who won, and also to poor duckie.

 

[lizcam]

Duckie is fine. I fed Bubba a duck I bought at the grocery store and scattered feathers around. Can\'t have anyone but me hurting my Duckie even if he is a pain in the arse now and then.

I have him stowed with the cheerleaders over at the mancave. I told him it was safe to come out but he said he wanted to make sure Bubba was over his fit of temper.

That was all I understood. The rest of what he said was muffled by something and there was a bit of giggling in the back ground.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Does Squig know there\'s another man/duck in with the cheerleaders? If you\'ve disguised Duckie, Squig could be in for a surprise.

 

[Thunderhawker]

Bah Squig wouldn\'t go in the mancave. He might have to post. And since he is absolutely terrified of freaking, I suspect he is also terrified of cheerleaders.

 

[Roger Bunting]

No, he\'s spent lots of time with the cheerleaders.

EDIT: Hmm, I hadn\'t noticed but I\'ve triple-freaked.