Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[wiccanpony]

that’s up to you Uber, the wrath of the Purest mob will fall upon thy head for the unholy practice of Threadromancer

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by War Griffon
SOunds like you need to punish the mop boy a bit more in that case Donna. We never had this problem with previous mops.

Bubba said the Law states we can only may work underage mopboys so many hours, the we lock them in their cages and make them watch Mary Poppins and hee-haw reruns:|~

But doesen\'t that break child cruelty laws? Supercalifragelisticexpialidoshou.. AAARGH!

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Why do I find the insanity in here sonehow soothing?

 

[wiccanpony]

:innocent: what? insanity?:innocent:

 

[squig hunter]

I changed my avatar. Do you all like?

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squig hunter
I changed my avatar. Do you all like?

Squig

Very much! It reminds me not to flirt with the 14 year old. :evil: :twisted:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam
Why do I find the insanity in here sonehow soothing?

i would attribute that to the fact you are surrounded by me and the flippin awesome nature and dashing good looks that eminate from my computer and just that should make you swoon

soothe away oh wonderful liz.

hehehe

 

[squig hunter]

So what ye be saying ubie is that your computer is more interesting and dashing then you are?lol

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squig hunter
So what ye be saying ubie is that your computer is more dashing then you are?lol

Squig

And that\'s why I didn\'t think yopu were 14 you evil little brat! lollollol

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by squig hunter
So what ye be saying ubie is that your computer is more dashing then you are?lol

Squig

watch it you....i\'m a teacher and i can give you an F.



actually yeah i think yuour right i had to buy a new cpomputer a month ago when a hacker infected my computer with 1500 viruses in 5 minutes. then stole my info, opened up multiple credit cards in washington state and made away with 3,000 dollars in merchandise within 2 days. even though i had put up a big fraud alert and what not. of course i didnt have to pay for it, it was still annoying.

so now ubie has a brand spankin\' new laptop with blu-ray and other cool gadgets.


woot woot for me.

 

[Kaine]

Originally posted by squig hunter
I changed my avatar. Do you all like?

Squig

Well i guess your \"dark side\" is now visible for all to see

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by squig hunter
So what ye be saying ubie is that your computer is more dashing then you are?lol

Squig

watch it you....i\'m a teacher and i can give you an F.



actually yeah i think yuour right i had to buy a new cpomputer a month ago when a hacker infected my computer with 1500 viruses in 5 minutes. then stole my info, opened up multiple credit cards in washington state and made away with 3,000 dollars in merchandise within 2 days. even though i had put up a big fraud alert and what not. of course i didnt have to pay for it, it was still annoying.

so now ubie has a brand spankin\' new laptop with blu-ray and other cool gadgets.


woot woot for me.

Ubie\'s spoiled and I hope he appreciates it. It won\'t last. Never does.

 

[uberdark]

so what if i am....at least i have yaks and what not to buy me a XXX store in upstate new york.



what i will do though is change the name to

Christian Book store and Videos.

and wait for the hijinx to ensue.

muwahahahahahahaha

 

[wiccanpony]

what makes you think Christian aren\'t dirty minded like the rest of us:twisted:


squiggy where\'s the evil grin

 

[johnboyjjb]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
what makes you think Christian aren\'t dirty minded like the rest of us:twisted:

It\'s not that we\'re not dirty minded - I just try to be discreet. By my nature I would be embarrassed to be seen in a porno hut. I think Ubie would be more interested in that discomfort.

 

[uberdark]

some discomfort is good. hehe.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
some discomfort is good. hehe.

:evil: ya, we have to lock Uber out of the Basement at times

 

[lizcam]

He\'s gotten pretty good at picking the locks too. I think we have a rack down there named after him.

 

[wiccanpony]

I miss Dear Albert, doesn\'t he have a twin brother

 

[uberdark]

a rack..... A rack.....

i thought you had an entire room devoted to my depravities.

complete with nude pictures of dan and rosie o\'donnell in a love triangle with a ham sandwich.

try wrappin\' that one through your noodle.