Tales from the Freak Bar..5

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by uberdark
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by uberdark
squiggie,

you know nothing....only i and i alone control if and when the squirrels attack. that is obviously a chipmunk dressed as a squirrel.

No Ubie, clearly what you perceive to be your squirrel minions are double crossing chipmunks in squirrel suits who are planning your assasination as we type. For death awaits you with all full cheeks and gnashy teeth!:eek:

Squig

and what you dont realize is that the squirrels in chipmunk suuits masquerading chipmunks in squirrel suits are actually miniaturized sherpas which all work for me.

not to mention the toast you just ate is smothered in yak butter and now you are destined to become an amish robot.

there that\'ll learn ya!:twisted:

Sorry to dissillusion you Ubie, but I AM THE BUTTER GODDESS AND ALL YAKS AND SHERPAS ARE MINE TO CONTROL!!!

I make sure they stay loyal. I\'m not saying how but it\'s something you CAN\'T do. :twisted:
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by squig hunter
Ha! But what you didn\'t realise is that the \"toast\" was not toast at all, but furry-critter vaccination! I already control the Amish, silly little Ubie; and their Amish transformers. \"Transfomators- changeth thine shape and Horse-carteth out!\" They change from Barns into killer robots;)

Squig

squig:

you know i could have let it go....but you had to get all transformer on me. son.... you dont know what your getting into with me.... i understand the differences in continuity from the marvel comics in america to the comics in britain, i know the names of all G1 transformers., not to mention i own them, i have seen the original transformer movie at least 100 times and had \"you got the touch\" played at my wedding. and on top of all that i also have a decepticon tattoo.

so the next time you want to bring transformers into the mix you let me know and i will send you home with as much power as hot rod had at the end of season 3.

that was none.


i quote my homie optimus. \" by the end of this day one shall stand and one shall fall.\"

so you and your amish yaks with anti-inflammatory chipmunk detergent had best step back before i unleash megatrons particle accelerator which could possibly collapse the entire universe if used. but i just might use it on you.

lollollollollollollollollollollollol suffer my wrath

;)

just in case you didnt know this message been brought to by the words sarcasm and hijinks. ;);)
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
\" suffer my wrath \" buffing nails and sipping A Pink Lady.....huh?? did you say something Ubie:p

step back pony ;) ..... this is between the uber and the squig..... we shall see who wins.

lets see who can get crazier. with off the wall comebacks. my money is on myself and a little man called pepe.


hes got my back yo!:cool:
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by uberdark
Originally posted by squig hunter
Ha! But what you didn\'t realise is that the \"toast\" was not toast at all, but furry-critter vaccination! I already control the Amish, silly little Ubie; and their Amish transformers. \"Transfomators- changeth thine shape and Horse-carteth out!\" They change from Barns into killer robots;)

Squig

squig:

you know i could have let it go....but you had to get all transformer on me. son.... you dont know what your getting into with me.... i understand the differences in continuity from the marvel comics in america to the comics in britain, i know the names of all G1 transformers., not to mention i own them, i have seen the original transformer movie at least 100 times and had \"you got the touch\" played at my wedding. and on top of all that i also have a decepticon tattoo.

so the next time you want to bring transformers into the mix you let me know and i will send you home with as much power as hot rod had at the end of season 3.

that was none.


i quote my homie optimus. \" by the end of this day one shall stand and one shall fall.\"

so you and your amish yaks with anti-inflammatory chipmunk detergent had best step back before i unleash megatrons particle accelerator which could possibly collapse the entire universe if used. but i just might use it on you.

lollollollollollollollollollollollol suffer my wrath

;)

just in case you didnt know this message been brought to by the words sarcasm and hijinks. ;);)

:twisted: Tut tut now ubie, you should know that I already knew that:twisted:

Squig
 

uberdark

New member
then please explain the issue that began the continuity change in england.

and explain why cows hate cottage cheese.

if you can prove this wihtout a shadow of a doubt then you might win.
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by uberdark
then please explain the issue that began the continuity change in england.

and explain why cows hate cottage cheese.

if you can prove this wihtout a shadow of a doubt then you might win.

Never stated that I knew more about Transmuterbots then you Ubie dear, I did however know beforehad that it would get you riled up:p:twisted:

Squig
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by uberdark
then please explain the issue that began the continuity change in england.

and explain why cows hate cottage cheese.

if you can prove this wihtout a shadow of a doubt then you might win.

Never stated that I knew more about Transmuterbots then you Ubie dear, I did however know beforehad that it would get you riled up:p:twisted:

Squig

but do you have a flag?

:cool:
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Okay, I was browsing ebay for any good deals on Tau and I found possibly the worst ebayer UI\'ve seen. It\'s the same guy who was trying to sell some tau troops, with no toher description other than they were used, for about £5 with another £5 p&p. He/she had posted it about 20 times. I messaged them to ask for more details but got no reply. Today they\'re back selling 12 Tau troops (used) for a starting price of £100, and this time it must have been posted 40 times.
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Oh Liz!, you got my hopes up for nothing, you naughty girl, you. (No, I don\'t mean about that!). That skaven that Seb Archer sculpted is the one he did for GD UK last year. It\'s not for production. :flame:
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Oh Liz!, you got my hopes up for nothing, you naughty girl, you. (No, I don\'t mean about that!). That skaven that Seb Archer sculpted is the one he did for GD UK last year. It\'s not for production. :flame:

You\'ll just have to punish me, Roger. Shall I meet you in the basement? ;):twisted:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Oh Liz!, you got my hopes up for nothing, you naughty girl, you. (No, I don\'t mean about that!). That skaven that Seb Archer sculpted is the one he did for GD UK last year. It\'s not for production. :flame:

Liz is such a \"tease\"... choking back a tear.. she’s my kind of people:drunk::plol
 

azcrwr

New member
Excuse me everyone, but I have a question for all of you boys in England.

I was watching The Simpson\'s yesterday and the episode had them taking a vacation in England. The kids were in a store where the sales person warned them that ....candy in England is sweeter than candy in the United States.

Is that true? Why? Just more sugar or less \"chemical\" than Mr. Hershey uses?
 

Undave

Flockwit
To be honest that puzzled me slightly as well. I think it might be a reference to the fact that you call chocolate candy where as we reserve the term for boiled sugar sweets like candy canes rather than chocolate bars. So yes our candy is sweeter than chocolate but it\'s the same as what you might call taffy I think.
 
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