Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[uberdark]

all jokes aside i never could understand why some people get into that stuff.

the last time i wore leather they chaffed my jigglies something fierce.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
all jokes aside i never could understand why some people get into that stuff.

the last time i wore leather they chaffed my jigglies something fierce.

Siily, wear the cut-out leathers and let the jigglies taste freedom ..... do Liz and I have to draw pictures

 

[lizcam]

hehehehe

he said jigglies!

 

[uberdark]

do i have to remind you of the pic of me in skin tight vinly pants circa 1996.

major CHAFFAGE!!!!

 

[Avelorn]

I had forgotten Ubie. Why oh why did you remind me?? :no:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Avelorn
I had forgotten Ubie. Why oh why did you remind me?? :no:

raw red!!!!!! i even spilled a beer down those pants. not to mention a lady who was 40 and ummm.... well.....very ....e.r...large....kept trying to grope me while her husband looked on amused.

shudders...shivers....shakes.

 

[airhead]

*runs in in button down shirt and boxers *

Bubba, can I borrow an apron?

Quick I need to borrow Killer and a few squirrels! Seems that the witch has taken my pants and flown them up to the top of the flagpole.

No, Liz, I will not be the new beer server.

 

[lizcam]

<blinks a couple of times, intercepts the apron and heads for the basement,>

If you\'re going to run around in your undies in the bar you must EARN the rights to the apron. Come along, you! :innocent:

 

[airhead]

Hey, I was here when this basement was built.

I\'ve served more than my time in the \'trenches\' around here.

Ouch, not the ear. No fair pulling my ear.

[size=-2]this is an outrage.[/size]

 

[squig hunter]

Now now, methinks Sir does not have a choice in the matter...

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by airhead
Hey, I was here when this basement was built.

I\'ve served more than my time in the \'trenches\' around here.

Ouch, not the ear. No fair pulling my ear.

[size=-2]this is an outrage.[/size]

<humming to self>

...going to be a hot time in the old town to night!


:innocent::innocent::innocent::drool::twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead
Hey, I was here when this basement was built.

I\'ve served more than my time in the \'trenches\' around here.

Ouch, not the ear. No fair pulling my ear.

[size=-2]this is an outrage.[/size]

:drunk: Kevin even has his own Star-of-Fame in the CD lounge

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by airhead
Hey, I was here when this basement was built.

I\'ve served more than my time in the \'trenches\' around here.

Ouch, not the ear. No fair pulling my ear.

[size=-2]this is an outrage.[/size]

:drunk: Kevin even has his own Star-of-Fame in the CD lounge

Maybe so but he knows the rules. Drop them in here and you are either the mop boy or mine or both. We\'ll be back

<basement door swings gently shut behind Kev, muffling his protests>

 

[wiccanpony]

at least lock the Basement door, we\'re trying to keep Squiggy out......

 

[squig hunter]

Calls from steps, too slow Donna luv...:twisted:

Squig

 

[Roger Bunting]

Okay, it was games night. I had the army planned and it was a good setup. it put some fear into my opponent. He didn\'t use some of the units I expected him to but that\'s okay. It started well, with a unit of pink horrors scattering right in front of my incinerator. Buh-bye pink horrors. I did some damage to other units, too. Then it sort of went a bit wrong. One of his psychic powers forced one of my units to pass a leadership test otherwise fire on my own troops. I failed the test. That depleted my Inquisito\'s retinue enough for the rest to die the next turn. The second time I tried to kill the changeling, the same happened again, although not as much damage, but it bought him time for his Khorne units to arrive in too good a shape. I made one mistake, charging a dreadnought into combat against a nasty daemon who was in cover. D\'oh!, although that daemon was fast enough to have charged the dred the next turn anyway. I didn\'t manage to kill the flamers fast enough so they did a lot of damage. He made more saves than average so luck wasn\'t with me. So, I lost, again. lol

I thought, well, apart from that one mistake, I did everything right, maybe should have let him deploy first, though. All in all I just thought, not my day. Then I had a thought. I checked the dh codex. Crap! I forgot that my Grey Knight Justicar\'s had a leadership of 9, not 8. so my Inquisior would have lasted longer and I would have killed the changeling and had the chance to fire at the khorne units. So, stupid me! :redface:

EDIT: One of the other folk thought I should have had my Grey Knight\'s usual psychic defence roll against that changeling anyway...

 

[brownboy]

so liz if that witch took the pants why did i see u sniffing them under ur desk all in secrecy???

 

[Roger Bunting]

Excuse me, but wiccanpony is not that witch. It\'s more like she\'s THE witch, or to you, Ms Pony.

 

[uberdark]

OOPS forgot....

furry woodland creatures....grrr,,...... and all that.

 

[airhead]

*limping up from the basement - locking door behind me.*

Would someone please wake Fluffy up from her sandbox and see if she will fly up there and fetch my pants from the flagpole? Just tell her that Killer is in one of the pockets.

And ask her not to eat them this time please.