Tales from the Freak Bar..6

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by DaN
Becca = Ipaintminis right? Just so I don\'t get confused.

In which case. Yes. I concur.

If not. Then no. (Or, at least, I don\'t know)

yes Dan, love. Becca=Ipaintminis. my boy has good taste
 
*griping under breath as he sits*

Bartender, Bourbon please. Something to wash the taste of cold fries out of my mouth is necessary. Stupid drive thru.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by DaN
Becca = Ipaintminis right? Just so I don\'t get confused.

In which case. Yes. I concur.

If not. Then no. (Or, at least, I don\'t know)
Yea, our little IPM is certainly going to be a wonderful half of some lucky guys relationship. (how to say this without sounding like a dirty old man?)

Having met the lady a few times and the rest of her family as well. They are some of the nicest people that you will find anywhere. I consider myself lucky to be counted as a friend.

(serious mode over)

And she give some of the best hugs.
:D
 

Springbok

New member
Evening all! Pint please Bubba!

Liz... uhmm... Do you do refunds on your bellydancers? The one I got from you a couple of days ago seems to be broken:redface:
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Springbok
Evening all! Pint please Bubba!

Liz... uhmm... Do you do refunds on your bellydancers? The one I got from you a couple of days ago seems to be broken:redface:

What have you done to her!? Poor thing. Bring her back. I\'ll have the nurse check her out but if you\'ve done anything too naughty I won\'t give you a replacement!
 

Springbok

New member
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Springbok
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
She\'s not a robot you know. She\'s a real live girl. You did FEED them didn\'t you? And bathe them? And let them sleep?

That\'s it! No puppy for you!!!
 
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Springbok
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
She\'s not a robot you know. She\'s a real live girl. You did FEED them didn\'t you? And bathe them? And let them sleep?

That\'s it! No puppy for you!!!

\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p
 

Zora

New member
Originally posted by Crestion du Sable
\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p

Resistance is not only futile, but unwanted! MrOWrr!;)
 
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by Crestion du Sable
\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p

Resistance is not only futile, but unwanted! MrOWrr!;)

One of the bad things about having an imagination that half the time only deals in text and the other time in single panel cartoons is that when I made that mention, I had only text visual, which is like staring at code. Following Zora\'s comment, it kicked over to the cartoon issue, where I\'m seeing Springbok with a wielding iron saying \"This might sting a little...\" To a worn out belly dancer.
 

Springbok

New member
a Welding iron?lol
Dude I might be a rough and rude rugby player, but even I know that the ladies need to be treated with tenderness.... even imagenery bellydancers:p
 
Originally posted by Springbok
a Welding iron?lol
Dude I might be a rough and rude rugby player, but even I know that the ladies need to be treated with tenderness.... even imagenery bellydancers:p

Understood and agreed, but it\'s still an image that I thought was funny, and thought I should share :p
 

Sand Rat

New member
But of course.

Round of drinks for everyone Bubba. I\'m finally done with the latest round of contractor BS and should be able to get on with work!
 

Roger Bunting

New member
I just found this fellow outside the Freak Bar. he says he\'s looking for his long lost twin brother. He\'s not sure of his twin\'s name but he has heard he hangs out here.

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nick232

New member
i threw one of those out of a window once, there almost as scarey as squig( but they\'ve still got a relatively long way to go still)
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I just found this fellow outside the Freak Bar. he says he\'s looking for his long lost twin brother. He\'s not sure of his twin\'s name but he has heard he hangs out here.

troll.jpg

Long lost twin?.......poor thing can\'t even afford clothes. Let me think............Imp-ish nose.........cheeky grin........unruly hair.........



I KNOW! It\'s Squiggy, isn\'t it! Look!!!!

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He can\'t deny the family resemblence! Squiggy! Get over here and clothe and feed your brother! Shame on you for letting him live this way!:evil:
 
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